i find myself in the unenviable position of likely needing a new phone and not wanting any AI features. i guess i’ll wait a few months because this seems like a growing trend

if i won the lottery i would do my best to add jeremy bentham’s auto-icon to the lineup of munch’s make believe band

reading mein kampf on the bus but putting a tesla “i bought it before i knew he was crazy” sticker on the cover so they know i don’t agree with it.

this emergent 10% tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands makes me converged about the stability of our strategic guano inventory. Surely we cannot depend on Howland in this late stage. Mr President, quo vadis?!

@telstar.bsky.social where can i find Telstar Logistics merch? your website’s store link is inactive and i desire to browse and buy at least a pen

it took me so long to not make the connection between SpaceX and X so from now on i’ll refer to the rocket parts distribution company as SpaceTwitter

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i’m sorry but i’m going to have to ig-nora lot of these suggestions

haha bro is so tiny

Pepito is out (16:42:49)

it’s not an echo chamber, it’s a conversation pit

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

new pictures of me, hawking vegan #papercraft fish at a recent fae picnic, have surfaced

surely this bodes well

the first thing tadao kashio, founder of CASIO, ever invented, was this ring you could wear to more efficiently blast cigs while working and still use 2 hands

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

my weird ass at wasteland this year. time for neotropolis prep though!

idek what to do here but here’s a pic of me wearing my charman hat