Ngl I was pretty suspicious of the Great White racism claims until I read that the owners are Australian 😬

My only note on One Battle After Another is it breaks the rule of Chekov’s karate class

It’s killing me that all the dudes in this article look like versions of the kid from Up.

Whoopi is right. Everyone needs to stop freaking out. We’ve still got two to three years left, baby.

World’s going to shit but Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are posting on instagram together.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Trump is right. Democrats need to stop calling Republicans Nazis. The fastest way to accomplish this is for Republicans to stop being Nazis.

Luka Doncic, Tadej Pogacar AND this guy? Slovenia is absolutely killing it.

Also when my ship encounters another ship in space we’ve both luckily chosen the same arbitrary direction as up.

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If they put a shot in the trailer that’s not in the movie you should be able to sue

The only thing weirder than celebrities dying in clusters would be if they died at regular intervals.

That’s right

Questions my kids have asked me this week that I couldn’t answer: 1. How many days have passed? 2. What are rocks made of?

The greatest lie the Democratic Party ever told was Stop2End

Sorry I’m confused. Are there some weirdos out there who WEREN’T trying to be rappers in their early 20s?

This is a major blow to the “kids need to be taught in school that God forbids them from banging their friend’s wife” crowd.

serious note: boosting a protest @ Arcadia CA thats still going on rn - share this around!

Man these illegals are causing a real problem in our society… as evidenced by the tens of thousands of people out in the streets taking rubber bullets and tear gas to protect them.

In more bad news for Elon, I have decided to continue my policy of not letting Teslas merge.

Oh, go fly a kite. Go have a surprisingly great time rediscovering childlike joy.

Max was New Coke all along

UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is. They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there. They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.

On Joe Rogan, Caruso also called for the firing of LADWP CEO Janisse Quiñones, the first Latina to lead the largest municipal utility in the country. Listen how he talks about her in this coded language, saying DWP used to have "competent" leaders and she was hired because "politics creeped in"

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Saikat Chakrabarti, 39, who previously worked in the tech sector and for Senator Bernie Sanders before joining Ocasio-Cortez’s staff, has announced his intention to primary Representative Nancy Pelosi in an attempt to redefine the Democratic Party.

Mark Williams looked to the side and coughed and both of his nuts exploded.

How’s your Tesla?

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

How’s your Tesla?

It's not "politicizing a tragedy" to point out the top levels of the federal government aren't functional—the three key leaders here are drunk rapist TV show host at DoD, reality TV star at DoT, and nobody at FAA—and they're doing squat except spreading the same dysfunction down the ladder.

Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.

No matter what this man says or does, trans people exist and deserve our unwavering support

I can’t wait for Elon to post this and be like “Wow, they arrested this fireman for being white.”

I had a thought recently about how I wished had more of a sense community in LA because playgrounds in the Netherlands have wine bars and Barcelona is the perfect city or whatever. The past few days have made me realize what a dumb thought that was to have.

“FACT CHECK: Yes, Trump Praised the Nazis in Charlottesville” Sorry, Elon Musk and Joe Rogan, but Trump absolutely did praise neo-Nazis, and it's not actually a 'hoax,’ writes @katz.theracket.news in this #mustread mythbuster for Zeteo.

Pundits keep pretending that RFK Jr is "anti Big Pharma" but that is just what anti-vaxxers say to make their ideas seem palatable. He constantly promotes Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine, both of which are produced by pharma companies.

early Silence of the Lambs draft: Dr Hersoneater Lecter stared at her from his cell

Why is it taking so long for the police to find the murderer? Why don’t they just look at a list of people who’ve been fucked over by their health insurance company recently?

Getting into jazz by starting with all the legends’ late career R&B albums and working backwards from there

This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...

Getting filthy rich by fucking over sick people isn’t for the faint of heart.

Or is it a show about how future tech perfected the most comfortable possible table to rest your forearms on?

The first Thanksgiving my brother in law ever spent with our family, he wanted to contribute so he attempted to make a baked brie with a decorative turkey on top

I looked it up and there is not currently a beer called The Malty Falcon. Not sure what the beer people are doing but apparently they are asleep at the wheel.

When techbros say “Move fast and break things,” what they’re talking about breaking are laws and the middle class.

I sometimes worry that I’m just pretending to have imposter syndrome.

Absolutely adorable watching everyone in New York post their Luna Luna pics.