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i don't fuckin know.... magic, dog 🤷‍♀️🔮

whomst the fuck...

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happy father’s day to all the single moms out there 💗

never in my life did i think making a google spreadsheet would be so boring happy back to school month (it’s only june, send help) ✏️

anyone got any tips for making my first atproto app? i feel clueless 😅😅

the girlproto gc is curing my “i have no friends here” sadness 🫶🏻💕

anyone have any cutesy diys for wedding stuff? i have a few ideas but still thought i’d ask… also any advice/tips are welcome! 💕

oops… in my defense it sounds like potato 🤷‍♀️🥔

well, it’s official! i’ve built my own website using svelte and claude for help 😅 but it’s live and it has its own domain!!

@aka.dad has influenced me… i know have my own domain for my wedding planning website

i’m not a jack of all trades… i’m a ho of all hobbies

"Why are you building this? Who exactly is it for? Wh-" Me. And there's a lot of me's. You'd be shocked at how many me's there are.

you know you’re marrying a developer when instead of buying a wedding planning website, you make your own 😅 @aka.dad

thank you @everyone for the congrats!! love you all! 💕🫶🏻 love, @aka.mom & @aka.dad

forever ever ❣️🥰

new handle… who dis? 🤭

🏳️‍🌈❣️❣️

is this fall out boy ? Sent from my iPhone

how not to be an idiot: a guide ™️ step 1: REMOVE HEAD OUT OF ASS step 2: google is free step 3: you can scroll past the AI results step 4: use the thing between your eyebrows called a BRAIN (i promise it won’t kill you)

everyone meet my new son…. baloo ! 🎈🧸 ft. me making @aka.dad push him around in a cart

going to be on a plane for like 4 hours. god help you if you break anything while i’m offline, i’ll turn this car around

oh it comes with a straw… oh it’s bent for *her pleasure*…

omg mom! i'm on tv!

it came out more red but still cute… will post results in the morning!

changing my hair… again time to do black and purple! 😋

my true form

hey… that’s my favorite angel number! 💕

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

i hate working holiday weekends… everyone please get out of my store… no more invites for anyone…

“he’s gonna see my unwrapped taco!! it’s just sitting in my lap!!” - @aka.dad in the taco bell drive thru at midnight

who else kisses the tip of the hotdog before they eat it 🙋‍♀️

100 FOLLOWERS!!!!

WRONG. you can never disrespect timba-timba-timbalake

🫪we all have 🫵 the opportunity to use a ton of emojis 😚😌😉 there are so many 🐊🦥🪸🛘🌝🌟🫯🌈🌫️🍋‍🟩🧅🧈🦴🫔🫙🫘🫖🎣🪁🤺🫟🎷 but instead you’re too BORING 🫩 and DUMB 🥴 to use them ☹️ SAD ❣️❣️what a wasted ♻️🗑️ feature 🌟 this is a call 📞 to 2️⃣ use more 💞emojis 🥸😏🥰❤️‍🔥

blasting ella langley and driving down the highway at night is healing me 🏜️

me: *shows image* @aka.dad : that looks like a popsicle that wants to lick me the image in question:

that movie was so good and i need part 2 EXPEDITIOUSLY.

took myself on a date today to see the michael movie, i’ll update once it’s over !

hey…. if one more person calls me about magazines i’m screaming 😅

listen linda…

am i working over 50 hours this week? yes am i also jamming to keep your head up by DJO? also yes open.spotify.com/track/7MmLei...

girl… the work tea is STEAMING

this just in from reputable sources… fake freckles are stolen valor! @aka.dad