Ash
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He’s said raw dog multiple times today.
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4 days ago
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My period is stupid late and my man had a vasectomy years ago. If I’m pregnant it’s a literal miracle or an act of satan. I’m not sure which one.
5 days ago
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I was explaining Israel vs Palestine to my coworkers in an honest history lesson and an elderly man walked up and asked if I’d ever read an ancient map. I asked him if he was fine with the point where I said they were literally desecrating people because of it and he walked out of the bar.
12 days ago
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My almost 18 year old came home from school not feeling well and immediately wanted to snuggle with me in bed. Her becoming an adult is going to destroy me. I hope she still wants to snuggle in her 30s.
14 days ago
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It worked.
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18 days ago
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He sang this out loud. It was a banger.
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25 days ago
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Stop posting beans.
about 1 month ago
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Technically, I’m related to Mike Vrabel and I too think they should tell him to take a walk.
about 1 month ago
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Told a man to please stop harassing me outside of work, and he went to regional on me with a fake report. I love having to defend myself for keeping my peace.
about 1 month ago
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Today is my town’s wine walk. Time to sip some wines with elderly women and shop local businesses, baybeee! This is my Super Bowl.
about 1 month ago
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Lobsterfest is my Toyotathon.
about 1 month ago
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IS EVERYONE OKAY??
about 1 month ago
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He forgot he wants a Deedee Megadoodoo moment.
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about 2 months ago
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In need of positive vibes. Taking a very large test tomorrow. If I pass I go into an interview process for a promotion I’ve worked very hard for. To say that I am nervous would be an understatement.
about 2 months ago
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Went out with some coworkers last night and we ended up at karaoke. Here’s me on a stage yelling at grown men to start twerking.
about 2 months ago
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Never let your friends record you doing karaoke.
about 2 months ago
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Becky_MI
about 2 months ago
First to 69 always wins
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Yay sports! Go Blue! Won our family bracket challenge!
about 2 months ago
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Three pointer???? A THREE POINTER?
about 2 months ago
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Go Blue
about 2 months ago
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When I eat meats, the fat stays on.
about 2 months ago
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Yaxel should absolutely NOT be out there. Please don’t get hurt worse.
about 2 months ago
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Go Blueeeeee
about 2 months ago
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He wrong.
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about 2 months ago
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Going full turtleneck for my hot date tonight. I hope I get a kiss!
about 2 months ago
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I had a weed and wanted birthday cake ice cream so my husband is at the store getting me birthday cake ice cream.
2 months ago
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I never gave up on Jason Heyward.
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2 months ago
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Your Hardcore Dad
2 months ago
Happy Friday Here's famous dipshit Trevor Bauer getting domed by a 100 mph line drive
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Fixed my roots and chopped my hair. I feel like a real person today. Please clap.
2 months ago
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Parker Molloy
2 months ago
Personally, I think it's important that children be taught about all the early Saddle Creek bands. Not just Cursive, but Bright Eyes, The Faint, Rilo Kiley, and even The Good Life. Hear hear!
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This is what love is.
2 months ago
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A single mom who works two jobs Who loves hentai and never stops With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter I'm a survivor
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2 months ago
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I had corned beef hash eggs Benedict this morning, and I’m going to be thinking about its deliciousness for a while. Holy shit.
2 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
2 months ago
Teleport into ditches and burn through the witches He slams in the back of a Waffle House
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Wow. This is madness! In March!
2 months ago
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I’ve had some weeds and I really like Reese’s eggs.
2 months ago
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The Sound of Silence cover by Disturbed.
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2 months ago
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Solomon
2 months ago
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I have Michigan winning it all. Go Blue.
2 months ago
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I’ve finally reached my weekend, so naturally it’s time for Francesca Dianne to smile at me until I pet her for hours. She knows how to turn on the cute.
2 months ago
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Eating nachos in bed for breakfast like a real bad bitch.
2 months ago
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Strait of Hormuse-Bouche
2 months ago
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I am very attracted to this man.
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2 months ago
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Gas is almost $4 a gallon. I don’t know if Mom Tok will survive this.
2 months ago
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normaforhumanity.bsky.social
2 months ago
Brian got home after painting doors in a home asked what’s for dinner and we got this together. Had Del Real Chili Verde in freezer.Opened a can of refried beans,had some Rice in the fridge, warmed some tortillas. Brian had 2 Flour tortilla burritos,I had a plate full 3 corn tortillas. Good dinner🍴
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I refuse to dig and find out who the Woke Ginger is that you’re all talking about.
2 months ago
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Robert Loerzel
2 months ago
Chicago wind gauge
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This is bait.
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Imagine hating me, and I’m literally just in my bed snuggling a stuffy.
3 months ago
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