CC Slaughters. I used to be a fill in for your favorite tall ginger trivia host and having a drag queen sit on your lap will NEVER get old.

Happy pride. I’m proud of you.

Found out today that our neighbor is so scared of our pitbull that he carries around a pocket knife in case she attacks him.

Booooo

…was that Raekwon?

He’s in amazing shape compared to some of the older cats I see at work, but I just want him to stop throwing up and gain some weight. Also, 15!!

Greyg is 15 and has finally started steroids. This is common for older cats. He spent the whole night walking around the house, hollering.

Oh. That’s too bad.

Just saw a whole ass article about Red Hot Chili Peppers member Chad Smith and I’m like “sir, that man’s name is Flea.”

I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNEW THIS BUT CHARA IS 40 YEARS OLD

Keep it up rose city coming through loud and clear is kinda crazy

Thoon

I bought the car I’ve been driving for the last three years today. Please clap.

I don’t care if they’re winning by six or losing by six, fuck the Timbers and fuck Merritt too.

You suck. This sucks. I hate you.

Still true

I know I’m late but apparently the met theme this year was: Nipples.

I fucking love Saka

I have eight fillings and I’m having four of them filled tomorrow. I’m panicking. I’m so upset. I hate the dentist even though I love my hygienist but I’m still freaking out. Any advice? They’ve given me triazolam, but I’m still a bundle of nerves.

Honestly fuck the Timbers

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

I have read 22 books this year instead of doom scrolling and that’s pretty amazing for me considering before September of last year I hadn’t read anything since 2020.

🎶I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t wanna have a fucking job🎶 To the tune of Rihanna’s Unfaithful

Katie got a tattoo, her first, and it’s in my handwriting. Don’t get me wrong, that’s really cool. Now that bitch is stuck with me forever ever. I just kinda think my handwriting sucks so I feel embarrassed it’s not better. But that’s just like me. 😬🥹

Just came here to say that our water heater shit the bed this morning and sky heating and cooling had someone here by 10:30 and he’s replacing the unit today. I absolutely love them.

Not a great weekend for goalkeepers.

Hilarious.

Brian White is unfortunately in my wheel house. He looks like a scumbag and he’s in Vancouver? Ugh. Yeah. I want it.

Oop

I do not enjoy being both the man and woman of the house.

Some baby Betty spam for your timeline?

I hate the Timbers so much that I’m working instead of watching. And I’m STILL sick.

I keep getting ads for these bedsheets that have a bolster all around the outside to create a little nest but the ads all look like AI and I cannot tell you how fast I would actually buy those if I could find them for real and for less than $280.

lol

Hold up, 2 reds and 2 goals? Is this the new fast and furious?

Leo: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.

My ears are doing far too much popping right now 😩

We have reached the portion of the evening where tv highway sounds like a drag strip and sirens. Yay fun.

I have been sick from approximately six years now.

Took today off because I am still very much sick but trying to do things to convince myself I am better and I just am not. At all. I got all the vaccines this year and this somehow feels worse than that time I got covid.

Death, taxes, and Nouhou doing something dumb early in a match.

I’m reading The Lies They Told by Ellen Marie Wiseman about the eugenics in the 30s in the blue mountain area and whooooo buddy.

There they go, timbing it up. 😂

Wow. That was fucking wild.

I just love him so much.

We need to stop with the Friday the 13ths.

I’m working two doubles this week. 😩