I have read 22 books this year instead of doom scrolling and that’s pretty amazing for me considering before September of last year I hadn’t read anything since 2020.

🎶I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t wanna have a fucking job🎶 To the tune of Rihanna’s Unfaithful

Katie got a tattoo, her first, and it’s in my handwriting. Don’t get me wrong, that’s really cool. Now that bitch is stuck with me forever ever. I just kinda think my handwriting sucks so I feel embarrassed it’s not better. But that’s just like me. 😬🥹

Just came here to say that our water heater shit the bed this morning and sky heating and cooling had someone here by 10:30 and he’s replacing the unit today. I absolutely love them.

Not a great weekend for goalkeepers.

Hilarious.

Brian White is unfortunately in my wheel house. He looks like a scumbag and he’s in Vancouver? Ugh. Yeah. I want it.

Oop

I do not enjoy being both the man and woman of the house.

Some baby Betty spam for your timeline?

I hate the Timbers so much that I’m working instead of watching. And I’m STILL sick.

I keep getting ads for these bedsheets that have a bolster all around the outside to create a little nest but the ads all look like AI and I cannot tell you how fast I would actually buy those if I could find them for real and for less than $280.

lol

Hold up, 2 reds and 2 goals? Is this the new fast and furious?

Leo: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than you can handle.

My ears are doing far too much popping right now 😩

We have reached the portion of the evening where tv highway sounds like a drag strip and sirens. Yay fun.

I have been sick from approximately six years now.

Took today off because I am still very much sick but trying to do things to convince myself I am better and I just am not. At all. I got all the vaccines this year and this somehow feels worse than that time I got covid.

Death, taxes, and Nouhou doing something dumb early in a match.

I’m reading The Lies They Told by Ellen Marie Wiseman about the eugenics in the 30s in the blue mountain area and whooooo buddy.

There they go, timbing it up. 😂

Wow. That was fucking wild.

I just love him so much.

We need to stop with the Friday the 13ths.

I’m working two doubles this week. 😩

Katie made me read 56 days because she watched it and was like “it’s so good! You’ll love it!” So when I started talking about the Covid lockdown and Dublin she was hella confused.

Still hate watching the timbies for some reason so I ain’t even mad at the result. Fuck em.

That’s his dog

This week is really trying me yall.

Instead of doomscrolling this fresh hell, I have been reading and busted out 11 books since the beginning of the year. I just finished wild dark shore and moved on to atmosphere.

There is so much screaming happening outside for it being 11:36 pm.

The amount of chaos happening in the clinic while this was happening is unreal.

Fuck. That was amazing

I have no idea what he’s saying but I agree

I’m just here for Benito

Live look

The group chat is all of us

LOUIS ROBES!!!

Cher, girl, wtf?

That’s Lauryn Hill, right?

There are 180 people on this stage currently

I know the weather is false spring but I could really enjoy some snow right now. 😒😩

Do you like cats? Do you like potstickers? Please help PDX Cat Trapper who does amazing work in the TNR community!

Live look

Having burn out now and planning a vacation in May was maybe not my smartest decision yet.

Oregon Coast folks: please pass this around on your community pages. I've worked with Cody and count him a friend and an important community member and family man. (This is captured from a Reddit post on r/Portland.)

I had ramen today