We’ve started calling Greygs tail degloving and amputation “tail gate” and it makes me laugh every time.

This is typically how I come home from work 😬

What a man baby ass move. How did he think that was going to turn out?

Taking a break but we’ve been playing Fortnite since noon. You can watch my stream at www.twitch.tv/belladevil

I went and saw K-pop demon hunters in a theatre full of a hundred kids (my version of demons) who were singing instead of watching the timbies and I regret NOTHING. Fuck em all.

I feel like an asshole, but no candy this year. Shit has been hard and I don’t have it in me. Also, I work till 8ish. We typically give out full bars, too. But honestly the kids in our neighborhood kinda suck.

I got the cats a new stroller for vet appts (yay) I went in for a doctor appointment today and it turned out to be a pap smear (boo)

Happy birthday @gabpdx.bsky.social!! Try not to get in a bar fight tonight! 😂

Why does it sound like thunder outside but there isn’t any lightning?

Fuck Merritt, fuck Phil. Fuck ‘em all.

I really hope Vancouver wins the cup this year. Those fans have been through so much, and they’ve always been the best away day hosts. They deserve some good.

Katie would fight me, but Greyg is at the age where if I found an orange Maine coon kitten I would be bringing that home right now.

Did surgery on some crabs

Bluesky? I do not enjoy you. Every time I come here I’m fucking confused.

Merritts probably happy tonight. Gross.

I’m not rooting *for* rsl, I’m just rooting *against* the Timbers.

I finished my Alaska book and moved on to one about sisters by the same author and the narrator is so bad I want to give up. Save me Julia Whelan!!

What music platform can we use? I don’t care about “moving my playlists over” I just want one I won’t feel bad about using.

Leo: Good things are coming your way. They won’t stop until you are dead.

I’m laughing.

I am unable to respect men with lip print tattoos on their necks.

Go red team

The sound kicking out on the arsenal broadcast every two seconds might give me a brain damage.

Of course I have to be up at the buttfuck of dawn but can’t sleep.

I am so exhausted.

I’m on the urge column for the next two days (and last night) with my favorite doctor but it’s still the urge column and it’s gonna be rough. Pray for your girl. 😭

The untitled video was a huge moment for my childhood (puberty) You’re welcome. youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU?...

*eats bag of broccoli* *has gas* *is confused where gas came from*

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

I just laughed so hard at this fucking video I almost shitted myself 😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DOZbuw6...

Have you seen this woman recently? Kat/Kater/Katelyn Mulder has vanished. Her car was recovered in pierce co after a police chase- the driver claimed to be Katelyn but was not. Katelyn’s dog was found tied to a fence hours away from home (and succumbed to neglect). Her fam & friends are scared 💔

My favorite doctor and I are teamed up tonight so of course shit is absolute mayhem here.

My entire life is doing things for ungrateful people.

Providence sent us a letter that they will no longer carry my mom’s part b insurance next year and even though everything is on fire I’m kinda freaking out about it.

I burned my finger a little on steam from a steam in bag broccoli pouch. ☹️

If you want to help but don’t love gfm (don’t blame ya!) it’s my coworker and I got her Venmo as well. She’s fostering and we aren’t allowed a discount on pets we don’t intend to keep. We make decent money, but it’s hard to plan for things like this. ALSO, LOOK AT THAT LIL NOSE!!!

Didn’t earn it but here we are I guess or whatever. 🙄

I feel like the spirit are playing kinda rough, but also the wave are good at going full starfish the second they feel contact? Idk, IKNAS, I’m just a girl, so on, so forth.

Teehee

These games used to matter to me

I’m a little over halfway through The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah and that shit sounds so much like what is happening in today land. It’s about German occupied France in world war 2. So think about that for a little bit.

The red chimichurri from chipotle is the shit.

This would be an actual dream come true. Imagine being one of these kids.

I was like “There is no way the thorns traded for young M.A.” 😂😂😂

Yussssssssssssss. Fucking love Mychal. 😍

I’m the friend who will drop a raw tri tip off at your house.

Any of y’all looking for a kitten? I got a coworker who is fostering some black and tabby lil ones.

This plays in ynr background of my mind all the time. open.spotify.com/track/2Yia0G...

The audio sounds like shit all the sudden