i love this version 🥹

first of all, what is cnn max?

this is the third rapture i’ve missed. i didn’t even know about this one until the day before.

“you brought that DOG, man?!” i cackled on the couch when he said that.

interested to see what ew&f song jonas brothers are gonna sing…

timbaland on ari melber talking about his AI artist. i cannot. what does this even mean?

i wasn’t paying attention to the fact that ios 26 was one of the big updates and now my phone looks like a bubble.

what producer at the weeknight made the unbelievable reach to attribute a prince lyric from a hugely popular song as allegory about severance?! even if you didn’t know the song (🤨), if you google those words prince comes up!

rewatching grey’s anatomy and they had way too many people who weren’t sara ramirez singing in that musical episode. as in, only sara ramirez should have been singing in that musical episode.

ego got to live the dream with sudeikis.

i was cracking up watching that. NOTHING in that documentary led me to believe that he didn’t do it. more like EVERYBODY was lying about something. also, i had to go back and watch chappelle’s bit on it because it’s still hilarious to this day.

Elie writing about Ezra

went over there to be nosy and they got too much going on. let me go on and stay over here.

Please remember they will also be at half mast for 9/11 tomorrow

in case you didn’t already know that the children can’t read

that iphone 17 is so ugly.

listen, he was on to something because that’s exactly what chicago and the gap band did. just numbers after their names 😂

where we (or me, at least) first saw morris chestnut!

i didn’t renew my prime membership and the way chase immediately changed the name of my credit card account from “prime card” to “amazon card” was petty and very much giving “she ain’t no diva”

my intro to this song was tevin’s cover!

the vmas are on cbs this year? is cbs showing the videos now, or…

everybody in the quotes bragging on their husbands is v v cute.

i didn’t even know we were on watch. i was like, “why is phil telling us what he’s wearing this morning?”

Having extra money as an adult is always suspicious because who the fuck I forget to pay

i would, but it effs up my stomach too much, depending on the time i drink it or what i drink it with. sometimes i risk it though. not to drink alone, but with pb&j or cookies or pancakes? absolutely.

Whenever I see an image of a pretty lady that I don't follow, I know it was @solomonmissouri.bsky.social that placed her in my TL.

was it an accident? did one of his spells misfire and he ended up in castle greyskull while the bird sorceress was telling him and man-at-arms?

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: • Red Clay Strays • Ernie Halter • Dave Barnes • Punch Brothers • Karyn White

chase: you last sent this person money a few months ago. also chase: LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU’RE SENDING THIS PERSON MONEY. FORGET WHAT WE JUST SAID. WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD GIVE THIS PERSON MONEY?!

bill murray threw that man for a loop!

…what

This actually isn't about porn. They are going to start calling things porn that were never porn. Sex Ed, resources to help trans and LGBT youth, medical literature and journals on women's health, drag queens existing, women's clothing in public.. it's all about to get policed.

didn’t this dude live in the sewer?! how did she even find him?

i heard that “mutt” song for the first time a few days ago and…what?

it IS and i ain’t do it right this year. i missed them 😭

how is it that jeni’s ice cream started here and all these other cities have more scoop shops than we do?

BIG NEWS! ‘KIND OF BLUE 2’ ON THE WAY!!!

exactly. i don’t care about the youth.

ok drake.

this southwest credit card has the nerve to increase their annual fee next year? nooo thanks. let me use up this gift card i got real quick.

no no no no no no

i have it on my list to quit spotify and move to tidal. the one time i tried apple music years ago, it overwrote my custom artwork (with autographs) and replaced the song versions in my local library with theirs. i don’t know if they still do that, but it was enough for me to never try them again.

my iphone 14 pro max is taking terrible videos now 😩

really, all those disney shows. especially gummi bears. but i was thinking about my girl she-ra’s theme this morning! youtu.be/wR65P73X5GI?...

a dwayne wayne example. hmm. it’s the way donny went all existential with it. “we may never meet again.” “tomorrow was made for SOME.” like, sir. open.spotify.com/track/6wA9gP...

energy is different with each show, even if the set list isn’t. i tend to go to shows that aren’t big productions and the artist can switch up songs if they feel like it. even if it is a huge set piece of a show, artist moods, location and crowds make it a different experience.

is anyone watching #somebodysson? i would like to discuss.