If you're giving a tutorial, a surefire way of making me think that you don't know what you're talking about is ending every other sentence with "Right?"

Peak canine form and fit right here, love those EYES

Perhaps.... first ride of the year on Thursday if it's nice out when I get home???

Who's going to Furgeddaboutit this weekend?

im sorry for all the leagues'ing

the audacity of food places charging $7+ for cheese fries when I was paying $3 at most barely 10 years ago, prob less. Yeah man the raw materials for "potatoes" & one of the most commonly made cheeses totally went up for sure, 100%. inflation is bs already but food inflation specifically is 100x bs

My first non-rushed, non-eating off the dashboard or hood of a car breakfast in like 2 weeks, extremely invigorating

s/o to the gemstone crab for being the 1 of 2 things I can feasible do afk at work today

My favorite bed, back at last

I'm gonna be borderline unreachable for like the next week fyi, when I said I was going full degen mode I meant it

LRP - You don't understand, I love Louies so so so so much

Lemons got me acting unwell?

I have found out that speccing into certain classes IRL gets you certain question debuffs. For example - people specced into the boring class will get stunlocked by the question "what is your idle animation?"

1 more day of having to listen to weird verbal tics and really annoying mannerisms

Is there 10000 suitcases and 80 people tripping in the room above me what the hell is going on up there

I like that the easy blessing I got was some shit cannon fodder tinder but apparently 2 level upgrades turned it into this creepy name abomination that just has a flat 50% chance for a 16 shield?????

The only worse thing than working a weekend is having to work and share a car with someone who has a fake ass cough

Maybe the carnival will be fun

Another day in the fun grinder

forgot to do my creature affirmations. im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a creature im a c

Free hotel breakfast and its still a horrible experience, leave me alone I'll get my own food AAAAA

I am much happier driving in the mountains

Seattle is exactly as I pictured it

Not really excited about this rug pull of a work trip tomorrow so I'm encouraging being bothered and distracted by whatever means until next tuesday

I was not prepared for the OSRS Leagues 6 reveals today

longer commutes suck only for the reason that I have extra time to think about what could have been

egg

a very fun and gooey pic done for Hackencraft!! tried to use bolder strokes of color here.

get nailed any%

select my post flyzic

Amex black havers DNI

Hitting all the right spots~ You wouldn’t believe some of the noises I make 😵‍💫 🎨: @tohfu.bsky.social 🦝: @raccwolf.bsky.social

I know I missed 5 alarms don't rub it in.

IDIOT

Home but also sad and missing friends

:(

@ghimno.bsky.social Claudia recently discovered snow btw

Amanda "The Accelerator " Guts

Tags: moses, beyblade, prophecy, stub article

Star Fentanyl: The World

oh man

stickers for my kofi and patreon supporters! :D (I'll delete my chibi-chip-in tier soon on both platforms, fyi)

This doesn't mean anything

we move

what if I analyzed your kinks even more

Have you seen these yotes? Well now you have! Some of my favorite yotes for National Coyote Day @vinnycoyote.bsky.social @syclo.bsky.social @rustledfluff.bsky.social @yote.gay @kodeyyotey.bsky.social

Who am I gonna see at TFF?

Insults I've said that I'm letting you use free of change: - trachea stressor - CEO of pfas - shibbling fuck - homunculus - absolute klondike - minimal substitute of junk