Monster Fucker going Wild

Got some pics of the abandoned resort that me and @weestables.bsky.social accidentally drove through last month. It was a cut through road and I'm sure there's more of these that I don't know about on top of the ones I actually do know about

There is no possible reason to come here on the 2nd of january, to eat, out of state

If you hang with me you'll just have to get used to me saying hyperbole such as , "I haven't had a toaster strudel in like 10,000 years, I need to get a box"

Thanks for nothing garbage year

most unrealistic part of home alone 2 is how much a hotel concierge would care

the two moods

Another almost 24 hour-er night unfucking

Release your inhibitions Feel the hot chocolate in your throat

There is no reason for the weather to be like this today, we deserve pure snow

the full conus christmas experience

guess I should go to bed

a whole sink vanity, just waiting for joe pesci

I realized I forgot to add some vague amount of christmas music to the videos yesterday, you'll have to pretend I did with the power of youtube. For your ease of viewing 1/4 bsky.app/profile/sycl... 2/4 bsky.app/profile/sycl... 3/4 bsky.app/profile/sycl... 4/4 bsky.app/profile/sycl...

Christmas lights (2025) P4

Christmas lights (2025) P3

Christmas lights (2025) P2

Christmas lights (2025), get it while it's hot. P1

god I love getting tailgated and flashbanged looking for good houses to film when I'm going on roads no one has any business driving on after 8PM

Should I do this again?

Been watching the bright sun films youtube channel bankrupt series & I always knew the situation popped up a considerable amount of times but it's still insane on how many companies have a great start, take a small hit, get bought out by private investment/capital firms & just die soon after that

You ever get those bad vibes in your stomach when you see an entire family walking towards you all wearing the same Patagonia jackets and dockers

how do I savor this last week before christmas

I couldn't get the shape to hold but tried my hand at making caramel apple monkey bread for the potluck tomorrow. Its wobbly and falls apart but its soooooo good

My tree

Secret santa haters, how we holding up?

And textless alt! Peeps got to see this page early over at Patreon and Subscribestar! With 2 more pages there already.

just one more instance of frostbite and i can actually be home

Hate leaving

More wicked ads than I ever cared to see

We're making the Pope watch Subway Surfers

Also, beeg rollercoaster in TBD status, excite

Who the fuck writes a bible verse on a perfectly good letterman jacket

Alright alright I'll be the judge of this (I don't like coffee I'm getting a milkshake)

Some fluffy relaxation for @kosilius.bsky.social 🐈

Now I've been up for 24 hrs good night

Sempai, t-the thermostat...

Konami just give us something normal please

hullo texas

How could you be shivering the bus is heated

cuddles

I feel like this needs context: tldr - my house is across from a tiny discharge substation for the water company, they contracted a construction team to do work near there & the construction company was shipping $1000+ in special plumbing fittings to my house so they didn't have to pickup at a store

My house is not a shipping hub you little shits

I would like Corporate to prove me wrong. @syclo.bsky.social

The only good part of this shit day is watching Santa vs The Devil with @dragonache.bsky.social and seeing santa serve a couple a spiked cocktail and the devil reminding a little poor girl that she is in fact, poor

the drive to leave the house is so low when rotting in bed is more appealing, but unfortunately trees and food are needed

waiting for "it'll get better" sucks

Holiday cards have been mailed. Let me know when you get yours..!

filmed on my motorola razr v3

Oh my god they painted the costco by my work the same darker beige/yellow color that gateway desktops and super nintendos turn after awhile. Which is ironic since the old color was essentially the same off white/grey as the aforementioned examples started with