Garbage dream

It's the first time for one of them.

Welcome to my web series "The Poconos are weird and it's better that way"

false alarm everyone, the screw just sucks

Sears air conditioning

SNOW

adulthood is a nonstop trade-off study that you can't opt out of and it's awful

Man I just look at takeout prices and shut off 95% of the time, and then cope by eating cereal and pretending like that and milk hasn't been priced gouged either

Tired: Chanting at a dirty ass mirror and summoning bloody mary Wired: Chanting GI Joe PSAs, Resident Evil 4 quotes, and lines from Home Alone with sega genesis soundtracks blasting in the background to summon me and @tinytrashmarten.bsky.social instead

skub

The sausage got away with it

what the hell am I supposed to do with a power outage

Forklift certified furs ww@ today?

I vored (and got a free pen from our mayor)

good moon

Duckov at lunch, it's more likely than you think

Come on man, the circus continues. Sure love rushing to vote after work and waiting in a line that I didn't need to wait in federalnewsnetwork.com/workforce/20...

Long month at the free work factory

We really don't have to treat scalpers like people because they act in the same way that every scientific textbook defines the word "parasite"

And it better stay like this all day

Still autumn

I'm gonna do it. I said I was gonna ride this road the past 6 months

Want to get haunted (in a hot way)

if today isn't a huge irony slap for me I don't know what is!

Anyway good morning

Coworker in different division writing "Thank you for your attention to this matter" on some e-mails now like relax simp you're not clever or cool

Need to do yearly Shaun of the Dead watch tonight

that feeling when you switch from boxers to briefs

Long week at the free work factory

FROST

what if we played ipad games in war together uwu

He's a hit at Halloween parties 🧟 #OC #TraditionalArt #Horror #Zombie #Werewolf #ccZayne

In my corner of the universe

last lawn mow of the year, exciting. good riddance. fuck lawns, we should have a dial in our house that just controls the length

3st place

Let's get cozy!!

Yaps @ you to go look at new syclo ref sheet. Basically the same lad y'all love but slightly upgraded. Still part toon and will sniff at you sometimes. AWRF [🎨: @toontouchin3d.bsky.social who was soooooo patient and amazing to work with to help with some color and fur pattern changes 💜 ]

Yaps @ you to go look at new syclo ref sheet. Basically the same lad y'all love but slightly upgraded. Still part toon and will sniff at you sometimes. AWRF [🎨: @toontouchin3d.bsky.social who was soooooo patient and amazing to work with to help with some color and fur pattern changes 💜 ]

"That's a cool monster design, what inspired you?" "It came in me in a dream" "Wait"

The offering

Long day at the free work factory

We did it gamers #osrs

Cute icons for me and @khoi.bsky.social :3 [🎨: the wonderful @yellowlightr.bsky.social ]

Existential dread of Polly-O not existing anymore so I bought some

Its food you don't have to look shady when you pick it up

wanna see me do less work?

Its not a renn faire until merlin takes a fat hit on a vape

I am once again apologizing for drooling and sleeping

This is some over the top porn comic tier shit. Hello yes I go to Sex State Uni, our kobolds walk around with no pants, bears have their own saunas, leopards give out condoms

Ross dress for less security