scaries stories: penits for sale, never jorked.

does my yodle pass?

Deciding "in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been humped by your Zoomer boyfriends and it SHOWS.

hitting the Yoinky Sploinky in the year of our lord is lowkey problematic

how many theys does it take to close the got dang refrigerator

its so sick and twisted that burgers never get to taste themselves why would god do this

bestie kinda sounds like boobs that are also testicles

italians are like if spaghetti was a real thing

they should come up with a water that you dont have to drink

im getting called transphobic for accidentally misgendering my dog

spaghetti is like if bisexuals were pasta

how can i tell if my dog is non binary

google dot com do any/alls wear different kindsa socks?

first they wrote a poem. i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎

PSA for babies: people would take you more seriously if you smoked cigarettes 🫶

Repeat after me: I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan. I am not sexier than Kash Patel. I am not sexier than Liz Cheney. I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be sexier than I am.

man who begins enriching uranium to escape the male loneliness epidemic

Cishet people would rather do homework than go to therapy

you wouldn't know a cock if it got sucked by your mouth

Storytime. Once upon a time there was a little girl called Sarah. This would have come as a surprise to her parents because they thought she was a little boy called something else. Sarah herself also didn’t know she was called Sarah because she hadn’t yet met the friend who suggested it to her.

In one of my most-thrilling leagues in memory, I was tasked with porting #Premodern Replenish Combo-Control into #MTGLegacy AND given several cash bounties to unlock for doing cool stuff in the league. Don't miss this new video! #MTG https://buff.ly/3Q6ogA4

1/🧵 The Cass Review final report was quietly amended in December 2024, just before the permanent ban was announced, and it seems to have gone unnoticed. While most of the changes were minor and clerical, two of them were significant. Both changes relate to informed consent.

Unbeknownst to many, trans women have passed down a series of magical phrases that function as effective "reveal transmisogyny" spells. These include "I disagree," "No, that's not true" and, of course, the eldritch invocation "these are my boundaries."

"You don't need to transition to be trans" has become the equivalent of "You can be gay without acting on homosexual urges". A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.