Making history at Victoria Ska & Reggae Festival by being the only World's Greatest Band to perform that day.

After The Solutions set, I gave @iandoots.bsky.social a diabolically crispy high five in the green room that can only be achieved by two trumpet players riding the high of kicking Chicago's collective ass

We're back. Yes we're doing the cover set. See ya soon @thefestfl.bsky.social

Twitch.tv/kallotorvi Doin some Hades 2 speedruns

Scooby Dooby doo motherfuckin piss and poo

Live again playing DEADLOCK Twitch.tv/kallotorvi

Live on twitch playing deadlock! Twitch.tv/kallotorvi

Anyone on this site work for Vicarious Visions or Activision or Neversoft or Alwayshard? Your soundtrack needs us.

Played too much free skee ball before the show yesterday and now my back hurts

Tour fun. Get bent.

I thought I was in Disney world! If I had wanted to stand in line all day I woulda gone to the DMV!!

We're more punk than you. Hope that's ok. #punk

Tour is fun and all but have you tried having to go back to work next week :(

Fuck you. It's my birthday. Come see us play in Silver Springs, MD at The Quarry House.

Tour is fun.

It is so fucking fucked how fucking good we are as a band. Last practice before tour = success and success = entertainment for you.

I don't get what's so new and exciting about this AI stuff, I was talking to smarterchild on AIM in like 2004

Awhile back we pissed of R/Punk on reddit by goofing on the Dead Kennedy's logo. We then printed the shirts. We are now rewriting history.

I am excited to play like 15 gigs in the next few weeks

Can I get severance but just for my Sunday night shift?

Why aren't all my Instagram friends linked on this so I can get more followers LOL hahahahahahhahaha hi jk my back hurts

BlueSky. I want more followers. Here is a picture of my cat Dirt Bike. Do your thing.

Pretty fly for a bluesky! (Am I doing this right)