I'm having one of those days where I have actual legit work i need to do but I could not be fucked to do any of it no matter how hard I try

Knowing what your dick looks like makes me feel like I just know you completely 😌

30K healing in a quick play match as Gambit was wild. New fav support for sure

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Everyone has a MASH character that they think is hot apparently and I never had an answer Until 5 minutes ago when I discovered Father Mulcahy 🥵

This with a slow of other things evolved into a full blown panic attack so that was fun. I have been sequestered to my office with a bottle of water and a box of raining canes

Happy monday: I walked into work and immediately found water covering the floor and a burst pipe from our industrial coffee machine, nobody really did anything but lay down towels so I spent the last 2 hours fixing a burst pipe and machine. I work admin in a church btw

Omfg im gonna die 😭😭😭😭

Dude im getting a dog today wtf Im becoming a dad

Im at the old person age where hangovers include pain my my hand joints

Thick, big bellied gingers Send skeet

Little affirmations to keep me going at work

Saying this into the void cause no one reads these Starting to think my "aversion to gore" needs medical treatment

Some people playing Marvel Zombies have never played COD Zombies ergo have no idea how to train and it really shows

Its finally great sweatpants season in sunny LA 😘

Resident Evil randomizer is SO unhinged in the most beautiful, ridiculous ways. TRUE ART 🤣😭💀

Im a gay man. That means I am sexually attracted to men. Seeing as trans men are men, yeah I'd throw down with a trans dude. Now, its never come up and hell if I know how those parts work but if yer patient and willing to give me a few pointers I'll figure out how to make you feel good. 😘

Learned how to set custom artwork on Steam and I wanted to share my 4 favorite art covers

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation...

Good morning. Want some coffee?

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was...

Vibe ive been on all week

The Finals really is just about making the hottest character possible

Aka everyone around me is hot (minus my brother he's just cool as fuck)

Dissociating at my desk this morning thinking about: Dark club, good drinks, queers as far as the eye can see in pup masks and kink gear, Rio by Duran Duran playing loud, everyone dancing and having a ball (or two 😘)

I really don't feel like doing anything today

Jesus the deep gravely voice with the slutty glasses combo is doing insane things to me

Im not watching The Pitt cause everyone and their mother says it's good, im watching The Pitt cause the main actor is so daddy bear hot I'm gonna burst

Drink everytime the Grantham family drama is honestly just real life problems they blow up out of proportion because they have 0 clear what the real world is like. (Warning you will be blackout by the end of a single episode)

At this point, after It Follows and Longlegs, I'll watch Maika Monroe in anything. She's for sure a top grade actress.

You guys wanna watch some horror movies?

Mild self deprication: I have 0 gay friends. All of my old guy friends dropped contact with me the second I was out of their eyeline. Just seeing my online "friends" (parasocial relationships being their own thing) give me insane fomo. Skeeters reason #1 why I barely use social media at all :/

So.... Michael's has a halloween section...

Being sequestered to the cosch means i get to play with all my new toys 😋

I'mbasically lore accurate wolverine height Do with that jnformation whatbyou will #sickrambling

New stickers 😈😈😈

Further down the rabbit hole made me finally watch The Imitation Game and holy shit what a movie

Naked Eyes album making being sick at home slightly bearable

In my sick fever dream, I, a man in his late 20’s, hit the “Suddenly interested in WW2” part of my life. Very, very specifically: gay men in the British Royal Army. Anyway very excited to add this to my shelf!

I ordered my first Samsung and I’m honestly so excited; purely for customization alone but mostly because fuck Apple. 🥰🫰🏼

Calling Marvel characters by their legal name in Marvel Rivals rather than their superhero name so people know im a huge nerd 🫰🏼

We’ve been telling y’all over and over again that “trans men in the women’s room” isn’t a gotcha, it’s a prelude to our total exclusion from public life. Do you believe us yet?

It be one of those days

Got me remembering I’ve got adult money and can buy physical copies Hopefully they’ll be here in the next week 🥰

Late night stream with me! Come hangout at Twitch/Pawserve

Hindsight being 20/20, I’m really not comfortable having my work out there. In the moment it was cool and new for me but this morning I’ve been an anxious mess worried about strangers on the internet reading my stuff. TLDR; I’m an observer not an active player :/

I wrote tonight, like I normally do, but actually went through with it and posted. I’m actually so nervous but at the same time trying to be calm since AO3 seems more and more civilized by the day.

I’ve got some really hot friends

Fun fact about me: Every year on July 24th since 2019, I replay the entire Resident Evil series from 1-8 in as many single sittings as I can (work and sleep pending). This year I wanted to do something special to mark the 6th anniversary by making a cool little poster🥰

Whatcha wanna listen to?