Decided to get into Star Trek since I was always a Star Wars kid. Immediately being reminded why I have an insane irrational fear of space within 5 minutes

Got drunk, taught myself photoshop, created vhs sleeves for my computer games These are definitely my top 4 out of lile 110 🥴

Ive played online video games since I was little. I remember the mw2 lobbies. Ive never in my life been beaten down verbally in a video game before until tonight and I was disallowed the chance to report the players because I left the game early. Genuinely what the fuck.

Hey capcom...... what the fuck was that??? I can barley afford the game youre putting out, stop advertising a Porsche, a Swiss watch, and Nvidia shit

Me: I want some of those old GameStop posters for games but they're so old nobody sells them. Little evil voice in my brain: you have the tools and the know how... make them youself..... Me: ....👀.....

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

Writing hurt comfort in between tasks at work cause I'm in touch with my feelings (someone called it depression or something??)

The quote read "Our Father, Who art buried out in the yard" And for the first time in a very long time, the man felt peace Im the man. Jesus seeing that on a random piece of art actually felt insanely personal

Yosuke wasn't expecting this kind of pups...

I think im gonna start a Saturday trend called diabolical double features Tonight's was Jarhead and Lara Croft Tomb Raider

Having health problems and the recommendations are: Stop smoking & Reduce caffeine intake The two things that make my job somewhat manageable so im having a great time.

"Marvel Rivals fell off" "Marvel Rivals isn't fun anymore" "Marvel Rivals is so toxic" You're gonna have to pry this game from my cold dead hands edit by Me 🥰✌️

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

I'm 2 for 2 years in a row with sad boy depression music lmao

Random University radio in York I found is playing duvet by boa and im crying in my shower at 630 in the morning

I'm having one of those days where I have actual legit work i need to do but I could not be fucked to do any of it no matter how hard I try

Knowing what your dick looks like makes me feel like I just know you completely 😌

30K healing in a quick play match as Gambit was wild. New fav support for sure

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Everyone has a MASH character that they think is hot apparently and I never had an answer Until 5 minutes ago when I discovered Father Mulcahy 🥵

This with a slow of other things evolved into a full blown panic attack so that was fun. I have been sequestered to my office with a bottle of water and a box of raining canes

Happy monday: I walked into work and immediately found water covering the floor and a burst pipe from our industrial coffee machine, nobody really did anything but lay down towels so I spent the last 2 hours fixing a burst pipe and machine. I work admin in a church btw

Omfg im gonna die 😭😭😭😭

Dude im getting a dog today wtf Im becoming a dad

Im at the old person age where hangovers include pain my my hand joints

Thick, big bellied gingers Send skeet

Little affirmations to keep me going at work

Saying this into the void cause no one reads these Starting to think my "aversion to gore" needs medical treatment

Some people playing Marvel Zombies have never played COD Zombies ergo have no idea how to train and it really shows

Its finally great sweatpants season in sunny LA 😘

Resident Evil randomizer is SO unhinged in the most beautiful, ridiculous ways. TRUE ART 🤣😭💀

Im a gay man. That means I am sexually attracted to men. Seeing as trans men are men, yeah I'd throw down with a trans dude. Now, its never come up and hell if I know how those parts work but if yer patient and willing to give me a few pointers I'll figure out how to make you feel good. 😘

Learned how to set custom artwork on Steam and I wanted to share my 4 favorite art covers

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation...

Good morning. Want some coffee?

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was...

Vibe ive been on all week

The Finals really is just about making the hottest character possible

Aka everyone around me is hot (minus my brother he's just cool as fuck)

Dissociating at my desk this morning thinking about: Dark club, good drinks, queers as far as the eye can see in pup masks and kink gear, Rio by Duran Duran playing loud, everyone dancing and having a ball (or two 😘)

I really don't feel like doing anything today

Jesus the deep gravely voice with the slutty glasses combo is doing insane things to me

Im not watching The Pitt cause everyone and their mother says it's good, im watching The Pitt cause the main actor is so daddy bear hot I'm gonna burst

Drink everytime the Grantham family drama is honestly just real life problems they blow up out of proportion because they have 0 clear what the real world is like. (Warning you will be blackout by the end of a single episode)

At this point, after It Follows and Longlegs, I'll watch Maika Monroe in anything. She's for sure a top grade actress.

You guys wanna watch some horror movies?

Mild self deprication: I have 0 gay friends. All of my old guy friends dropped contact with me the second I was out of their eyeline. Just seeing my online "friends" (parasocial relationships being their own thing) give me insane fomo. Skeeters reason #1 why I barely use social media at all :/

So.... Michael's has a halloween section...

Being sequestered to the cosch means i get to play with all my new toys 😋

I'mbasically lore accurate wolverine height Do with that jnformation whatbyou will #sickrambling