Nunes being Nunes i see

It's the hope that kills you. 21 of 2 overs. England all out for 154

But City always get the easy draw

I see Madrid are the new Shaktar. I'm sick of the sight of them

Newcastle away ✅️

I'm not a fighting man but I would make an exception to this fucker. I'd fucking love to volley him

The poor lad is shell-shocked 😂

The big lad has gone to have his balls taken off. To say he's not happy about it is an understatement

The lad who scored the equaliser is the younger brother of a former Bert. Makes it even better

That Gabriel is the biggest fraud in football

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF ARSENAL

We're all Zimbabwe aren't we?

Me & the lad are off to Wembley

Feels like I'm about to go on a first date. I'm off to a do tonight but beforehand I've got to go and reconcile with my old best mate. I haven't seen or spoke to him for two years and the last time saw him, I kicked the shit out of him.

How's he not been booked there?

"You're fucking shite pal"

That's some finish that

These referees are fucking cunts aren't they? They're fucking health and safety officers in charge of professional athletes. They've never had a shag, never seen a pair of tits (or an erect penis). Get rid of the lot of them. Up the fucking blues

"I should be able to get in through the back end and fix it"

Fingering

WOOL!!! @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

Of course we get the first yellow after these twats have been hacking away at us

Uncut version of Home Alone

Surrounded by Galatasary supporters in 133

Is Gueye wearing tights?

Declan Rice there. The best midfielder in the world

He's fucking shite him despite Haaland making him look like peak Maldini last week

Come on Arsenal

HMS Plodri

I'm going for it. Sack him

Me, I saw it coming. Max Alleyne & Lewis on the left hand side of defence. Fuck me

Who could have seen this coming with Ait Nouri at fucking right back?

LOL

If we somehow get £35m for Bobb then this is more fraudulent than the 115 charges

Not entirely sure where to start with this

Raheem Sterling would be proud

Cheers for referencing this post lads @lmtpod.city. Without Donnarumma yesterday, it could have been 10-0. No matter how good you think Ederson is/was with his feet, he was equally as shit with his hands.

Donnarumma slow in the build up klaxon on the LMT pod. We get it lads

Newcastle & Villa getting exactly what they voted for and then have the brass neck to complain about it. We fucking warned you lads

I'm looking forward to listening to @lmtpod.city podcast next week to see how they can blame today's result on Donnarumma not being able to play out from the back

This should be the last time Lewis plays in a City shirt

And I think that's me done with football

HAHAHAHAHAHA what a load of fucking shit

There's a fucking defender in between Haaland & the keeper

I'm not advocating it but red cards have been dished out this season for tackles like that

If that's at the other end then that's given

WHAT ABOUT THE CHARGES???

It's always thoroughly enjoyable watching those twats get beat

I don't mind playing a strong team because it respects the competition. But if Haaland gets injured then we won't finish in the top 4