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Stolen from another site. Did @grimmycoyote.bsky.social write this?

Airplames :3

Chat, I'm trying to see something. Who here carries concealed and keeps their EDC in condition yellow? (mag inserted but empty chamber)? Is that a thing?

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Fun fact. If you take cheap spiced rum and mix it with Faygo lemonade, it tastes how new cars smell.

"When "Fallen Angel" echoes across friendly comms, may God help your shithead soul"

Sitting around streaming "The Rock" with a bunch of Mil-furs is great because we're all tearing apart how ridiculous it is while also admitting that we all love this movie.

I dunno, I'd still be concerned if @azban.bsky.social was outside my house with a small stick of thermite.

It always tickles me when I see passengers patting the plane as they step from the jetway to the aircraft.

Yes, lets just ignore the difference between a GA aircraft (even using the specs from a Caravan, which is 8,000 pounds, 180kts) striking a building versus a 400,000 pound commercial airliner at 300+kts 🖕

The sky was throwing chunks of ice at me :( I’ve never seen hail this big before. Thankfully no real damage unlike some of my neighbors, except I gotta get new tarps for the chickens’ area now.

Chat, is it pronounced Caribbean or Caribbean?

Are bobcats always mad because they prefer to be called Robert Feline by people who aren’t friends?

Yanno, watching the "Pirates of the Caribbean" trilogy (there are only 3, fight me) and I can't help but empathize with Davy Jones.

Am I the only one who hears "muster drill" and can't help but think of mustard?

It still tickles me that one of the lead designers of the GAU-8 (The cannon on the A-10, the source of the infamous BRRRRRT) was a furry.

When your wife waits till you're in the air to say "We need to talk."

I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

What the hell, Michigan. 4 Days ago it was 88 degrees in here, and tonight, in the middle of JUNE I turned the heat back on because it was 48

Congrats on the cup win, Canes. 🥃

Heard this version of the song on the radio. Back in the day I used to put it in my earbuds and "test the limits" of my R1 with the thought of "whatever happens, happens" And it brought a tear to my eye to realize how far I've climbed out of that hole. youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

People knock American beer, but to me there is nothing more refreshing than a chilled PBR and a cold shower (yes at the same time) after doing yard work in 86 plus humidity degree weather

I think my favorite thing on the Internet right now is Japanese and European Twitter reacting to US things we think are just mundane and take for granted but they're losing their minds over. It's so wholesome. Like when I took my brother in law to Walmart for the first time and he lost his mind

If you're flying along fat dumb and happy, and you look out your left window and suddenly notice an F-16 flying in formation with you. it's probably safe to assume that yes, something is wrong. NOTAMS. Read them, kids. And have better SA for gods sake.

Was feeling kinda down and I'll be damned if the cat didn't come out of his hiding spot like "hey, you know what would make you feel better? Petting the cat." And so I did, and it worked. And once we were done he was like "You good? A'ight, peace." and went back to his hiding spot.

I wonder if any of these guys running around impersonating law enforcement have ever pulled over a sovereign citizen. That would be hilarious.

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Watching "Behind Enemy Lines" and like... is this Niko Bellic's backstory?

Some people have a guardian angel. I have a raccoon with a crowbar and a blowtorch.

Alcohol is cool because you'll just be sitting around at the house and suddenly you will be overcome with an urge to make Thai peanut noodles. But since you can't get the actual noodles right now, you'll just use instant ramen noodles sans seasoning.

Like I always say. If you find/see something cool, maybe keep it to yourself.

I dunno man, you had to have known that the rapidly expanding popularity of certain viewpoints that would give you visual access to certain classified "areas" would lead the government to be like "nah bro". Especially after the FBI and OSI raided your house. 🤷‍♂️

It's funny how with the right application of spices and technique, even something as simple as rice and beans can go from side dish to main attraction.

Just once in my life, I wanna experience what being yeeted off the deck of a carrier feels like.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea.

There is one universal truth for all aviators, and that is that one day, you will take your last flight. If you're lucky, you'll know about it ahead of time.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when the helicopter sounds in movies don't match what the actual helicopter sounds like? A UH60 does not sound like a Jetranger >: (

My wife thought I was joking when I said "I have like 90 percent of "The Rock" memorized" Now she's sitting in our bed questioning her life choices while I prove it.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

Ah yes. Toll evasion. In Arizona. I'm guessing on Arizona's famed turnpike. (That doesn't exist) And suspension of my AZ DL. (Of which I haven't had in six years.) Do people actually fall for this?

Woke up with “Danger Zone” stuck in my head, but I guess there could be worse things.

Nailed it.

Sometimes when you work in a specific industry, say aviation you forget that things that are mundane in said industry are completely foreign to those outside of it and the media loves to sensationalize what is a giant nothing burger.

I could get out of bed. I could also remain here, a cozy little blanket burrito, while enjoying the cool breeze and rain falling.

Train: *Honk* Cat: *meow* Train: *honk honk* Cat: *meow meow* Train: *hooooonnnnk* Cat: *meeeeoooow* Is my cat a foamer?

The Feline Distribution System (tm) is real.

114 years ago, the RMS Titanic, the largest moving object on Earth at the time, and over 1,500 souls greeted the sunrise for the last time. The tragic sinking sparked a massive reform of maritime safety standards that are still upheld today. RIP to those lost.

*watching Korean cooking videos* "Oh man, that looks delicious, I miss Korea" *They bring out a bottle of Soju*

Arson investigator: So what possessed you to douse your own house in gasoline and ignite it? Me: (For legal reasons, this is a joke. Do not do that)