Things you don't want to hear while flying: "Prepare to copy a phone number" An engine stopping A voice behind an oxygen mask referring to your airplane as a "TOI" That same voice informing you that you've been intercepted by an armed air defense fighter. Read your NOTAMS kids.

Good morning fellow triangle dog.

You know you can just like, back up and try it again right? This ain't the CDL test where you get docked points for it.

Waymo? More like wait… no

On a positive note: I love the credit they give to the enlisted and contract ground guys; The maintainers. No matter the mission or the airplane, We can't do what we do without you and I am honored to work with such dedicated men and women.

Overall it's a good series, and maybe it's cuz I'm not a Navy guy but there's some things in this 'Top Guns' documentary series that has me like

*Banned from the rapture for calling it “uppies”*

Contrary to Hollywood belief, you don't get to pick your callsign because it's something that sounds cool. It's usually because of something embarrassing you did, or your last name sounds funny.

California, Florida, and Texas certainly have their share, but Michigan drivers are some of the most special-brained people I've ever shared the road with.

I am once again feeling the urge to pack a vehicle with what I need for a couple of days, and just disappear into the Nevada desert for a weekend.

I love that my grandma's boyfriend is a retired Delta captain because whenever I come over his eyes light up and he'll spend the next few hours enthusiastically "talking shop" with me. Once bitten, the aviation bug never lets go.

The hell was in those Frosted Flakes?!

You know. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, or how crappy I feel about myself, I can always cheer myself up by watching sovereign citizens getting owned on YouTube, safe in the knowledge that at least I’m not that fucking stupid.

Doctor: Your body is like an F1 race car. You’re reaching the age where you really need to start taking care of it. Me: Okay but an F1 car gets a whole highly trained pit crew. I get one jackass with adhd (me)

It's not a true con until Fire responds

I think the fact that my dad, while driving my mother to the hospital when she was in labor with me, stopped at 7-11 to get some allergy pills and a snack is definitive proof that we are related.

I don’t know who needs to hear this (everyone) but: you should appreciate coyotes, and also, the only way to appreciate coyotes is to understand and love that they are Dumb As Fuck.

Oh deer. So apparently there’s this… herd? Family? RICO organization? Of deer that hang out in the backyard and eat birdseed from the feeder. My grandma fends them off with a garden hose. It’s fairly amusing.

I have once again managed to make it another year around the sun. Yay.

Coyote Landscaping vid, now that we can post vids. But it’s only a 1 minute trim of the one I posted on YouTube. I have not seen the coyote being hired in the area since then.

Some would argue that I have a much cooler job now, but every time I hear the local 🚒 boys roll out on a call, a small part of me sighs with regret cuz I wish I were on that truck.

Of all the shit I hope I don’t do as a pilot, “accidentally pulling the ejection handles” is pretty near the top of that list.

I am full of quesabirria and Modelo and will now sleep for 10,000 years.

Okay I'm not a "car guy" so maybe I'm wrong, but in what world does a BMW X7 keep pace with and overtake a GT500? This seems like some Need For Speed dynamics. My GT isn't really that special but I think even it could smoke an SUV

You know, I'm happy that man's GFM surpassed its goal in like 4 hours, but does it not irk anyone that in one of the wealthiest countries in the world, a person NEEDS a crowdfunding campaign for life-saving medical care? The fuck bro?

*giggles*

You ever redlined your Mustang while Disturbed's version of 'Sound of Silence' plays and you scream at the top of your lungs? Yeah, me neither. Oddly therapeutic though.

I disagree >:(

I always worry about speaking another language with native speakers that I'm horribly butchering things, so it's always nice when they hit you with "Tu Español es muy bueno, amigo" and a thumbs up.

Singing “lord I was born a scramblin’ man” as I cook eggs and my genius is going completely unappreciated.

Can I be real for a minute

I can't say what I want to say. But wait! Yote can! He's a fictional character!

ok thank god

Anyway. Happy 7/27

Were people always just running around with all this asinine nonsense rattling around in their heads and social media just gave them a voice? Or is there substance to the theory that our species is collectively getting dumber.

That part in 'The Bad Guys' where the lady pats Wolf on the head and calls him a "good boy" and he kinda short circuits. Yeah it be like that. >.>

Well that was a weird dream. At a family gathering/dinner thing, and for some reason Nicholas Cage was there and wanted me to do shots of peanut butter chocolate milk with him.

I will never complain about con reg lines as long as I live. (That's about a 50ish mile long line of airplanes)

In what world is a 2011 Ford Ranger worth nearly 28,000 dollars?

"Air base using robot coyotes to deter bird strikes" is now a thing that exists.

There was a point in my life where literally everyone in my entire family owned one of these in Chevy or Oldsmobile? flavor. All of them were white too. Except for my mom, who liked the Ford Aerostar better and got one of those instead.

I am always amused by some of the looks I get from some of my neighbors when I speak to them in Spanish. XD

airlive.net/incident/202... Wooo! FOAM PARTY!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe6... Sorry our attempt to protect lives and property interfered with your pattern work ma'am.

Messing about in SL and listening to 'Por Una Cabeza'. I've always wanted to learn how to Tango Gotta watch them coyote boys. They have ways of stealing your heart. (and your burritos)

I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna work harder

Yote wishes everyone a Happy Indy-Pants day and would like to remind everyone that if you end up in the ER there is a good chance your treating physician will be on their first week on the job. Stay safe friends!

I wish I could write better. : ( It's just very disheartening to put effort into something and share it, and nobody cares because it's not porn.

I make big metal bird go BRRRRRRR

I wonder if The Galactic Empire ever had people who were disillusioned with their leadership, who wrestled with things like "I will support and defend... Against all enemies, foreign and domestic." but in that same oath also said "I will obey the orders of Emperor Palpatine." (or something like it)