Why did no one ever sing on top of the pops?

Work all done for the year 🎄🎉🍾

Oh absolutely not ❌

Work Christmas party today 🎄

Urgh why do I find socialising so damn difficult 😣

Much 🌈

Forever thankful I was born to a poor family and never had to endure a private school cause wtf

Feeling truly rubbish about myself lately so going to treat myself to an early night and try to get out for a run tomorrow.

Is it possible to die of second hand embarrassment?

🚨🚨I’m out of coffee 🚨🚨

Someone tell me what this means.

Dopamine really did hit me out of nowhere 😅

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I love it when IT update my python version with no notice 🙃

I’m so bored of having this cold now 🤧

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 33 (post run 🏃‍♂️ selfie)

Can we have #Strictly with just Julian and Vito, that can be the show?

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She’s up

Morning. Got woken up by the dog bursting into the bedroom 🐶

I do have a dry cough at the moment 🤭

4pm needs to hurry up so I can resume my position on the sofa.

Been sick the past few days and have noticed that the balsam tissues are no where near as good as they used to be. Good morning from my boring Friday thoughts.

Have been feeling very tired and sluggish the last couple of days and this evening a sore throat has started. Please let a night of sleep see this off quickly 😩

If I’m buying Lego for my niece and nephew for Christmas, it’s fine to also buy myself some Lego right?

@zackpolanski.bsky.social on the importance of spending multipliers & borrowing to invest Zack is, without doubt, a great communicator. And on him talking about democracy & the bond markets I'm reminded of Eddie Dempsey at the Durham Miners Gala when he asked "who elected the bond market?"

Touch ID just no longer works on my iPad since downloading ios26 it’s so frustrating

Early morning cheers ft. bed hair.

My curly hair is feeling too difficult to manage at the moment and I’m considering cutting it short again but I don’t want to do that 😩

That was a very cold one 🥶

Tbh this feels absolutely like something Charlotte Church would do

Orange maths, yellow science and blue English.

Been thinking about the pasta bake I just made all day 😋

Annual reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group (pro tip: any Christian org with military terminology in their name or description is probably a hate group or at least sympathetic to them) if you have spare physical change, give it to a panhandler do not put it in the Bigot Bucket

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Labour are going to make the BBC give him a settlement aren’t they? I can’t see them suddenly standing up for us 🙄

Stop putting your butts and nuts on Pokémon and just dm me a dickpic like a normal person.

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Carlos Alcaraz finishes the year as World No. 1 🇪🇸

How does Robyn just get it so right every time? #Dopamine

It should be illegal to be heading into work at this time, especially when I started at 9:00 but here we are.

Wes Streeting talking about the Traitors is giving me major ick

Good morning. I don’t think any amount of coffee will save me today 🫩

Stew has been in the oven for almost 4 hours (with dumplings of course)

Unless I’m missing something, this has to be one of the most undeserving campaigns www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Really need to get in the habit of going for a run earlier on a Sunday… Or doing parkrun on Saturday.

Alcaraz d. de Minaur 6-4 6-2 in Turin Carlos extends his unbeaten record against de Minaur to 5-0 ✅68th win of 2025 ✅Won 53 of last 57 matches He had answers for everything thrown at him today Gonna be tough to stop 🇪🇸

Having a day where everything feels completely overwhelming but not in an anxious way, just more of a “my brain has stopped” kinda way.