Good morning. Is it normal to still have dreams/nightmares about school at my big age? Asking for me 🫣

You know what, it would actually be amazing if someone could break the European grip on the male grand slams, as long as it’s not an American…

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

Aren’t foxes just the best? 🦊

Its June 1st It’s Pride Month

Who’s gonna fuck me into pride month

Hips have been giving me a lot of grief lately so haven’t been on a run for about 3 weeks. So pretty happy I actually managed 5k. Even with the pollen trying to get me 🤧

Powers etc etc. 💇‍♂️

THE MOMENT JOÃO FONSECA BEAT NOVAK DJOKOVIC AT ROLAND GARROS. The first teenager to ever beat Novak in a Grand Slam. And he did it on his mom’s birthday. We just had a front row seat to history. The superstar has arrived. 🇧🇷🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Ahhh we're going to have a completely new men's tennis grand slam winner for the first time in a while! #RolandGarros

Post a photo from 2019. I actually have a half decent photo from my brothers wedding

It’s a good job I work at home. Only just woke up after being kept up by the storm 😅

This happened about 5 mins from my house. The canary appear to be the only ones who are showing he’s the flag twat

Dog is currently worked up because of thunder so she is insisting on hot breathing right in my face

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Just stomped all the way to Tesco in this heat to find that it is of course closed. 🤦‍♂️

Really need to find some spf that doesn’t make my face look a greasy mess

Just ready through this. The same people who will love this are the same people who have wet dreams about AI. Losers who want all the glory without any of the hard work

Happy sunny bank holiday blue sky! ☀️

Time to wash off today’s factor 50 ☀️ 🚿

A friend has shared a picture with me in and my god I really need to lose weight. I look awful 😩

Imagine saying this about any other minority group. Labour are a danger to LGBTQ+ people

Managed to get out of town before the Aston Villa parade starts 😌

Morning Bluesky 👋 it’s going home day. 6+ hour drive ahead

Evening…

Evening…

Went out for Sunday dinner and was served by the most gorgeous chef 👨‍🍳

Very sad to not be watching Eurovision tonight so might take the dog down to the beach instead to do something else fun instead

Wish dinner had a view like this everyday

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We can hope!

Well that’s better

I love tennis 🙂‍↕️🎾

Good morning. Very nearly almost put olive oil ear drops in my eyes so that’s how my Monday is going 🥱

Bath time 🛀

Spent the day doing some gardening. Hopefully it won’t all die while I’m away next week 😅

I have not made the same mistake tonight 🍷

At the car wash 🧽

I just think if you can’t think of a single current MP to be PM of the 402 other options such that you think your best option is someone who isn’t currently an MP then you may have a bigger problem

why don't I have any wine in the house? 😐

Wore the wrong pants for running and now have chub rub ffs 🤦‍♂️

Had a canvassing leaflet through the door from the fascist restore party. I guess they’re too dumb to realise there’s no elections in my area this year 🤷‍♂️

Good morning Bluesky 👋

Same 👀

Looking after this old timer tonight 🐶

So unbelievably tired but managed to power through some gardening 🪏

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Getting my ears looked at tomorrow and I can’t wait. I’ve just feel into the bloody bath because my balance is all over the place

Why would you leak this? Landlords are now going to put their rents up as fast as they can 🙄