The entire software industry has had to make the decision “Fast, cheap and good: pick two” when it comes to AI and FAST & CHEAP has won in a landslide. The debate is now more about how good you can get it when you’re producing code faster than you can read or asking how bad are a few bugs anyway?

Food poisoning is no joke. Unless it happens to your enemies, then it's hilarious. Wait, do I have enemies? Food poisoning enemies? Oh no...

Couldn't believe it and had to check myself. It's true!

Decided to read reviews of Mortal Kombat 2 and I don't think people realized the point of the film is to watch kick ass fight scenes. Every plot point is about getting to the next kick ass fight scene. Anyway, good movie. Lots of kick ass fight scenes.

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I hate to say it, but I guess A.I. upskilling really is coming for everyone.

I understand video games need dialogue realistic to the story. But telling the player they can't take on a hoard of enemies after they've fought a couple hundred just to get to that checkpoint doesn't really fit. And if it doesn't work, we can just lower the difficulty.

Really hope this isn't true. But I never bet against the globalGlob(**/*).

I've made it to 38. And with both arms! Which was expected, but it's still nice to say.

My favorite dinosaur is the Stegasaurus, but I don't like to tell people online because I don't know how to spell Stegosourus.

Maybe I don't understand how to make memes.

The amount of layoffs in tech have been crazy the past few years. Glad to see AWS innovating on developer roles. This seems like a good compromise.

I used to enjoy Infrastructure as Code, but it's such a headache to maintain. Coming back to a project after a few months and you just know something will break during the next deploy.

Why is everyone talking about goblins all of a sudden?

Tired: laying people off due to A.I. efficiencies Wired: laying people off to pay for A.I. token price increases

Are you on your browser? Good. Look at the top-right corner. See a button that says UPDATE? Click it. Click it right now. I promise you won't lose anything. Just click the button right now. It'll take 4 seconds. You spend more time ignoring that button each day.

I don't think tech at large understands how hard it is to be an open source maintainer right now. So many great folks are on the brink of burnout. Funding is drying out. We live in a security minefield. Companies think humans are disposable. If you're a maintainer, we care. You deserve the world.

It'll take a while. But I will be trying to build an entire keyboard out of these. www.guru3d.com/story/keychr...

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I'm glad this story had a happy ending. It's important to be yourself.

I really hate that broccoli doesn't taste as good as a cinnamon roll

Alright chat. Because someone reminded me of this. I must make my case. Sit back and relax. It's time to hear a tale about the greatest superhero movie ever made.

Given his answer to the last question, not sure this guy has what it takes to run Apple. I agree with him, but he should have learned it so much earlier in life.

Damn, he got me there.

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We're talkin' SAML tomorrow!

I don't understand what he did wrong. I would have done the same....OH! Nevermind. This, uh, explains some stuff from a previous job.

Finally, a no-nonsense way to improve A.I. generated code

Could have sworn this already happened.

Following Allbirds A.I. Pivot, Every Other Company Does The Same Thing globalglob.dev/articles/fol... Following the news that Allbirds has sold off its shoe brand and pivoted to being an A.I. company, every other company in the world has decided to do the same thing. #ai #aibusiness

Everyone, please, check out globalglob.dev (the only NP-Complete software development news site in the world). If you don't, it means the hard-working* journalists* are just crazy people shouting into the void.

We hate it when real life beats us to a story www.axios.com/2026/04/15/s...

I'm a thought leader!

I'd bet one of the most common prompts in Copilot is, "Disable Copilot in <app>". Like Edge/Bing being used to search for Chrome. Microsoft, the undisputed champion of shooting itself in the foot.

Just finished this rewatch and I only remembered about 20% of the series. Not sure what to watch next, but if there's one thing I know, I won't remember much about it.

"This all seems oddly familiar, and bad."

There was a mystery show I watched as a kid. The characters were always trying to find someone, Carmen I think. But it was a bad mystery because the show's theme song gave it away. Every episode she was in San Diego. Wish I could remember what it was called.

Didn't happen

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Every time I'm up at some ungodly hour like 5 AM I understand how people get hooked on cocaine.

Getting real tired of the porn bots on this site. If I want to see nudity, I'll open the HBO app and scan around until something good pops up.

I don't care if it's satire, it's hard not to take some of these globalGlob(**/*) posts personal.

Just hearing about the song gets it stuck in my head

Someone take my phone away from me before I add a 3rd AL to the replies

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I don't care how you meant it. I'm taking it as a compliment.

Anyone else notice how you're the only one on video calls moving around constantly where everyone else is sitting still looking at the screen? It's weird wright?