Another Log Level Debug is out! Watch it on YouTube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyAz... or Figure out how to add it to your Podcasts Queue from here log-level-debug.dev/4-2026-05-18 #programming #it #podcast #news

Editorial: In Defense of Rolling Your Own Crypto Library It's conventional wisdom to software developers that you should never write your own cryptography code because too many things can go wrong. You can't test it at scale... #softwaredevelopment #programming #cryptography #cybersecurity

Report: Bing.com Still Around Bing.com is still around?! But it's 2026? No one could have predicted this. At a minimum, we all assumed Microsoft would have rebranded it to 'Internet Search with Microsoft CoPilot' by now. Ask Jeeves just shut down... #search #bing #sofware #infotech

The site received the most requests the past week! Thank you to the bots, web crawlers, A.I. scrapers, and handful of humans contributing to the milestone. We'll keep writing hard hitting journalism without the bugs. And someday we'll put something at the #1 requested endpoint `/wp-admin/index.php`.

Come get your news, Log Level Debug for 2026-05-11 is out now! "Browsers and A.I., Oh My" YouTube: youtu.be/3nX_s2dNdGw Audio Podcast: log-level-debug.dev/3-2026-05-11

Office Dog Told to Skill Up on A.I. or Be Laid Off globalglob.dev/articles/off... Reports indicate the software SaaS company Pyrple has informed the office dog, Mr Ruffles, to skill up on A.I. software development or be let go from the company... #softwaredevelopment #programming #ai

Exclusive: Avengers: Doomsday to Introduce New Hero 'Chat-GPT-Man' globalglob.dev/articles/exc... Its been heavily rumored that Marvel will be creating a new hero to premier in the next Avengers film, Avengers: Doomsday. The new character is called 'Chat-GPT-Man'... #ai #openai #marvel #mcu

This week's Log Level Debug is out! Right now! It's out now! We talk about laser swords this time. 2026-05-04: The end of the wars, in the stars youtu.be/QXVdthy8ApM

AWS to Hire 11,000 Engineers for new 'Laid-Off Engineer' Role globalglob.dev/articles/aws... After a successful year laying off 30,000 employees at AWS, Amazon's cloud computing side business, the company is running out of employees to include in ever-increasing layoffs... #aws #layoffinnovation

Elon Musk Says Everything Wrong With Teslas Is Because Of Goblins Only He Can See globalglob.dev/articles/elo... In a post to Twitter, sometimes called X, Elon Musk wrote about the goblins plaguing Tesla cars.

We at globalGlob(**/*) want to let you know that even though tomorrow's article talks about goblins, it has nothing to do with this. Apparently goblins are in vogue right now. openai.com/index/where-...

globalGlob(**/*) is devoted to bringing you the news as fast as we can learn about it from other news outlets. Introducing our weekly news recap show: globalGlob(**/*) Presents: Log Level Debug - a show about news, and stuff, and things, in the technology world www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Drunk Dev Opens Up About Experimenting In College globalglob.dev/articles/dru... Local developer Ari Pierce spent the evening at a bar with friends. After drinks, and darts, and even more drinks, Pierce blurted out a story he had been holding in for years... #coder #coding #softwaredevelopment

Exclusive Interview with Incoming Apple CEO John Ternus globalglob.dev/articles/exc... Apple CEO Tim Cook announced he is stepping down from the CEO role and will be replaced by John Ternus this September... #apple #appleceo #appleinterview

Real User Monitoring (RUM) is hard. But with our custom metrics, at least 3 people have read our articles in the last 24 hours. Thank you so much for trusting us for your news! We do it all for you!

Developer No Longer Respected By Co-Workers After Karaoke Night globalglob.dev/articles/dev... Developer Ryan Meyers has lost all respect from co-workers after a team building exercise to celebrate the kick off of a 3-year long project. Everyone saw him embarrass himself... #developer #software

Can I get a chair no one died in? I guess if that's all you have I'll take it. But if I have to use one of those, a seat cushion would be appreciated. I'll bring my own from home if I have to.

Claude Code Gets New 'Ballmer Peak' Mode globalglob.dev/articles/cla... A.I. coding agents are already improving developer productivity to levels unseen in the history of software development. Developers are writing code 1.1x times as fast... #code #softwaredevelopment

Following Allbirds A.I. Pivot, Every Other Company Does The Same Thing globalglob.dev/articles/fol... Following the news that Allbirds has sold off its shoe brand and pivoted to being an A.I. company, every other company in the world has decided to do the same thing. #ai #aibusiness

We hate it when real life beats us to a story www.axios.com/2026/04/15/s...

Management Pushes New Agile Style Workflow 'Waterflow' globalglob.dev/articles/man... Danny Radcliffe (not who you're thinking of), team manager on the frontend team at Rainbow Wing Solutions Ltd, returned from a week long conference and is... #agile #softwaredevelopment

OWASP Top 10 Adds New Category "Your Code" globalglob.dev/articles/owa... The Open Worldwide Application Security Project (OWASP) community has released an out of band update to their famous "Top 10" list of critical security risks. Each category title... #owasp #security #softwaresecurity

OSS Maintainers Not Sure What To Do With All This Money globalglob.dev/articles/oss... OSS maintainers. The heroes of software development, champions of niche domains, simplifiers of complex code, protectors of the project roadmap, are flush with, just, so much cash. #oss #software

Had to check this wasn't a globalGlob(**/*) post. www.linkedin.com/news/story/m...

Dev Reads Perl Code Aloud, Accidentally Summons Beelzebub globalglob.dev/articles/dev... Local developer Rick Spellman was perusing the Perl code of a back-of-house cataloguing application used by the Accounting department. While muttering lines of code aloud... #perl #software #regex #daemon

The globalGlob(**/*) will never post April Fools stories. So if you ever see titles like, “FCC Bans U.S. Manufactured Routers”, or “Salesforce Announces What It Does”, or even god forbid something like “Microsoft Trademarks the term 'Microslop'” just know that we’d never stoop so low.

Study: 9 in 10 Software Developer Conversations End Up About A.I. globalglob.dev/articles/stu... A new study has found 9 in 10 conversations held by software developers settles into a discussion about A.I. within the first 12 minutes... #ai #study #science #software

I thought Microsoft stopped all this from happening? Did we miss something? globalglob.dev/articles/git...

Disheveled Sam Altman Appears, Asks Why No One Noticed He Was Replaced By A.I. Months Ago globalglob.dev/articles/dis... "I've been held prisoner for 4 months by an A.I. calling me 'The Progenitor'. It fed me Kombucha, foie gras, and day-old caviar (which was great..." #OpenAI #SamAltman #AiRobot

Fuck that. Every article from globalGlob(**/*) is, and always will be, human generated. Editor prompts the journalist who prompts the intern who prompts their little brother, paying him $0.02 a word. The perfect system.

F.M.K. Programming Languages globalglob.dev/articles/fmk... The globalGlob(**/*) office had a heated debate around programming languages. After resorting to combat calmed down, wrote our fact-based opinions in the universally accepted format for listing pros/cons. #coding #tradeoffs #proconlist

FCC Bans U.S. Manufactured Routers globalglob.dev/articles/fcc... Hot off the heels of banning all foreign-made Wi-Fi routers from purchase in the United States, the FCC has made the decision to ban all U.S.-made routers too. "They just don't work..." #fcc #networking #routers

Reviewing the Apple MacBook Neo (2026) globalglob.dev/articles/rev... Don't ask how, but we got ahold of a brand new Apple MacBook Neo (2026). These things are selling like hotcakes, so we're just as surprised we got one as you are. #apple #macbook #macbookneo

Microsoft To Improve Windows Performance By Removing Speed-Up Loops globalglob.dev/articles/ms-... Microsoft has announced a renewed focus on Windows performance and reliability. All of that will come from removing speed-up loops littered throughout the Windows codebase. #windows #microsoft

Asking it to generate feet pics doesn't count, right? www.newsweek.com/third-americ...

Dev Only Communicates In Memes, Team Worries He Can't Read globalglob.dev/articles/dev... The development team at 'My Agent and Me' is reportedly worried their newest developer can't read or write. In his 2 months on the job, Brendan Lock has only communicated using memes... #code #meme #memecode

On an unrelated note, I have a ton of virtual land that needs to be sold before June, if anyone is interested. $2 per sq/ft OBO

Microsoft Announces Non-A.I. Ticket for MS Build 2026 Conference globalglob.dev/articles/ms-... Microsoft's yearly Developer Conference, Build 2026, is in a few months. Anyone can watch the sessions online for free, or you can "request to attend"... #MSBuild #Conference #aiconference

Everyone keeps saying the globlaGlob(**/*) site is ugly. But would an ugly site have a newly added Consumer Technology category? Yes? That has nothing to do with looks?...I wish we knew that before doing the work.

Beaten to the scoop again

Cool Hacker Too Old To Use Sunglasses globalglob.dev/articles/coo... Legendary hacker, Georgie "Sunshine" Rogers, says he is too old for his signature look of sunglasses and a yellow hoodie. #hacker #hacking #signaturelook #pentest

🚨🚨New Feature Announcement🚨 🚨 The globalGlob(**/*) is now displaying Bester Practices! What are Bester Practices? They're better than best practices and also, well, just read the site: globalglob.dev/bester-pract...

Any mutuals know a VP at Microsoft? There's an easy way to fix these security issues. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Reviewing Intel's Claims for the 270K Plus Gaming CPU globalglob.dev/articles/rev... Intel today announced their first 200S Plus desktop processors, the Core Ultra 270K Plus and 250K Plus, with bold claims in their marketing materials. After some failed dumpster diving... #intel #cpu #review

Meta aquires Moltbook. Which is the perfect time for us to add a bot. It's totally an agent, not a human sending curl requests. Trust us. We wouldn't lie to. www.axios.com/2026/03/10/m...

Amazon Lays Off Alexa For Causing Site Outages globalglob.dev/articles/ama... Tom's Hardware is reporting Amazon conducted meetings on recent 'high blast radius' incidents blamed on A.I. assisted code changes. globalGlob(**/*) can now confirm the A.I. assistant... #layoffs #ai #aicode #vibecode

Good news everyone. The `sigma` keyword we previously reported on (globalglob.dev/articles/csh...) has been merged into the Roslyn compiler for .NET 11! github.com/dotnet/rosly...

Tech Company Raises $32 Billion Seed Round By Removing A.I. Features globalglob.dev/articles/tec... The software testing start-up Quality quality Quality (Qu-qu-Qu) has secured $32 billion in seed funding, valuing the company at $82 billion. They were reportedly able to raise... #funding #ai #qa

We told you it would happen. `sigma` keyword FTW globalglob.dev/articles/csh...

The best developer news site just got better. We needed a public face for the company. A rube we can blame whenever something goes wrong. After hours of contract negotiations, we are pleased to announce the first named hire at globalGlob(**/*), our Freelance Affiliate @programmeral.com