Napped through new years and got left back in 2025. Not much to report back here aside that the tv doesn’t work not that I could hear it anyway over droning sound of the approaching langoliers

First post of 2026

lol it sounds crazy as shit out there

Outlook for the new year ...

In grad school someone said my gap tooth janky teeth fit my cartoonish personality in a class discussion and people agreed (I was famous in the animation department for a minute because of a toon I made)

Political views were 100% a red flag when I was dating 2 decades ago unless you were both deeply unserious people

star wars and star trek fans are weak "boohoo our franchise isn't good anymore". there's never been a good tron movie and it rules

mary did you know that when aragorn kicked that helmet he broke his toe

Nofx - The Decline Wu-tang - Enter the Wu-tang (36 chambers)

People got real fucking weird and horny for the first avatar but you shamed them so much they all retreated to the dark web and created a whole new internet you weren’t invited to and that’s why you think it has no cultural relevance

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

From my Wet Man to yours

Happy holidays from the molten lava surface of the sun (my parents' excruciatingly warm apartment).

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

First thing I’m going to do when i get to my parent’s place for the holidays is take an ice cold piss

One at a time, ladies

Doing the daily crossword on apple, and there’s clues for fursona, dashcon’s ballpit, and how CEOs earn over 290x the avg employee

You can experience a trump angry tweet in real life if you just browse long enough at a liquor store at 11am on a Tuesday

Wow

I like how Pennywise can basically teleport or be at multiple places at the same time, but to escape Derry he chose to skip at a modest pace

Of course Bjork is a master of the slow blade technique and a danger to even skilled Sardaukar

imagine if Gollum had a Sig Sauer P226

That tweet reminded me to pick up a nice bottle of champers to beat the rush for when it happens

It’s kind of neat knowing I am reading something that Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house for the United States government, will never see. Feels special.

This made me laugh so hard it turned into a coughing fit

It's a little known fact that the predator in Predator isn't actually arming a bomb on its wrist computer near the end, but is calling The Police.

Metroid Prime 4 was ultimately a good Metroid prime game with a motorcycle demo stapled to it. I also haven’t come to expect a particularly deep narrative from Metroid but this one forgot to have an antagonist until the last 5 minutes and his motivation seems to be “is stupid”

The base template has a suction hand?? Capcom do you know what you just signed yourselves up for?

If Sebulba is back you better be able to play as Darth Vader in his pod racer and he should be all giddy to be pod racing again

I was going to make a joke about how this will come out before Protomen’s Act III album but I missed the announcement Act III drops next month!

i stand by this statement every year

I am excited for the Wide Yakuza game

Watching game awards and taking a drink every time some dude is on stage with a blazer and tshirt combo

At what point do you admit the home inspector was either negligent or complicit

No joke, I was trying to explain Chainsaw Man to my wife yesterday and this is literally how I described it

Grocery store was out of house brand milk so had to get the milk in the yellow jug. Putting it in fridge while the youngest and I chant PISS MILK

I love that proudly posting yourself failing to do a single proper pull-up is now a thing

thoughts as I'm pretty deep into Metroid Prime 4. The parts that are Metroid are great. The parts that are literally mario kart are half baked and add some friction to the typical metroid backtracking. Driving stuff isn't bad, just kind of pointless and reminded me of mario kart open world.

Infant mortality was like 15-30% before formula was invented

couldn't sleep last night because a co-worker stole my tips in 2006

it is time for a gritty reboot of Arli$$

Soldier lady in metroid prime 4 is practically begging samus to pick her up like this

Can’t wait to try the Jesus Buttfucking Christ meal deal at Wendy’s

I’m alive

*being led back behind the shed* it’s good tho right??

this would work but in reality it means Netflix gives Trump a few million and they have to sign some sweetheart deal w ufc or something

Playing Metroid Prime 4 and just met the engineer Large mommy is trying to scan. Have you heard of "inside thoughts?"

lol helped pay (like $20) for this 15 years ago