Emailed a small business a request with the implied understanding that they’d then confirm availability and invoice me. Normally that is how that goes but instead I got back a paragraph of AI generated small talk.

That was a banger episode of Widow’s Bay

I’m just happy they just announced a bunch of big, dumb single player games and a lot of them aren’t souls-likes. That’s my shit.

Won’t happen, but any company that files BS DMCA takedowns should eat a suspension

Your tellin me they put Karen Page in a gull durn video game

It’s only the tutorial so maybe I haven’t unlocked it in the skill tree but you cannot flush the toilet in 007. So much for that GOTY contender…

lol then wouldn't that be a case of government insurance fraud?

remember that dumb song "zoot suit riot"? I was unaware that the zoot suit riots where a real thing in the 40s where white navy sailors on shore leave went around in gangs beating mostly young latino men and stripping of them of their zoot suits. The news at the time was like "wow, cool!"

People watching mando movie are just learning canonically Hutts have 3 different voices to choose from: deep voiced Huttese, just a normal guy, and Truman Capote.

they're calling it the easiest but funniest called shot in history

Princess Carolyn ass headline

Mary did you know / that your baby boy / landed a BS BLUNTSIDE + 180 KICKFLIP + 180 360 INWARD HEELFLIP + NOSE MANUAL + FS SHIFTY + 180 WALLPLANT + 720 PIZZA GUY + SPINE TRANSFER + 180 LASERFLIP + 720 CASPER FLIP 360 FLIP

has the opportunity to do something so goddamn funny

Now that Ed doing the old man bit from Jackass is dead on For All Mankind, all I’m left with is muttering “oh, my hot wife” whenever the Russian governor guy is on screen

Goddamn it the forza horizon 6 content filter has like every version of “deez nuts” license plate I can come up with

Cheerleader, So and So, Whats Her Face, The Ugly One!

I want to see the muppet animator that cleaned up the keys

napkin math: the number of people this is relevant to would maybe be a good crowd at a high school football game

the Wendy's my kids like has an AI menu, and I discovered the person will take over if you start swearing at it

At the end of the movie Grogu kills Dexter Jettster with an unregistered handgun because Dex took away his cereal milk vape

With all love to @kumail.bsky.social, this season of @taskmaster.tv has been an emotional rollercoaster…

Fire trucks out their hootin and hollerin weee woooo weee wooo like we get it you’re excited to go see the fire. Some of us have to touch computer all day

That means stop giving him pets. He’s about to nip you

Is Venessa Carlton’s piano car in Forza 6? @xbox.com

Punisher: one last kill (2026)

There is another… and he’s hoarding all the lightsabers and ponchos

Oh shit I forgot

Feel like that’s important info for my chillax / fill my basement with canned goods flowchart but please take your time

You know who is not in the Epstein files? Bubsy.

I have no notes.

We had a person, creamed by a truck, very dead in terms of being alive. I had Marco, is Marco here? Marco carried this man passed the deadfalls at our big beautiful pet semetary. He buried him under a cairn. Old fashioned word CAIRN. that's a pile of rocks. Cairn sounds nicer doesn't it?

Got an idea for some For All Mankind stunt casting

Biblically Accurate Shrek

don't know anything about the pod, but the song slaps and I like a theme song \ show concept with silly lore

It’s already happening. My kids are going to the same schools k-12 with same curriculum. Oldest never had cursive. Youngest is learning it now.

Unlike you fake fans, I’d fuck them all. I’d fuck the toad.

Come on

Oh , it’s Luigi’s birthday

for May the 4th, here is an alternate ending the Force Awakens I made a few years ago vimeo.com/260870644?fl...

Eating a sandwich so good I know I’m going to have terrible IBS

This is how dogfights worked before engineers figured out how to fire a mounted gun through a spinning propeller without shredding said propeller so I feel like some early WWI flight sim of my youth had these missions

Kinda wanna play that Daddy’s Home board game from Widow’s Bay Also don’t sleep on Widow’s Bay. Dark Comedy sort of like if the mayor from Jaws was the mayor in a Stephen King novel

Watched this last night and yeah so goddamn funny

the president was a guest of this event and not hosting so the only way the ballroom would have been used is if the host just gave total control to the president over guest list while also probably handing him a big “fee” to use “his” facilities

SPOILER for Apex - Taron Egerton in this flick is a normal movie survivalist serial killer guy, but reveals he's actually been secretly a little freaky Gollum man with needle teeth scampering around on all fours. Then he puts his teeth back in and stops doing that for the rest of the film

More Tomodochi life nonsense

love that the incorrect math is also calculated wrong super cool stuff

Tomodachi Life updates. Goku and Strongbad trading recipes for drinking bleach. Luigi going over his list of healthcare execs. Ensign Tendi asking Sterling Archer about his love of drunk driving.