“I shall excuse your mistake for now. I consider our adventures normal enough. Like when one of them helped me become prom queen! Ahhh~ I still do remember and love those days~ Oh! Or perhaps the time Damian allowed us to see his two dads for the first time! —>

“We’ve been wondering that as well, we have many ways up there but setting the bomb without being caught is another matter entirely. Oh well! I’m sure one of my sisters can figure that out at some point!” -Despite her out there plan she did believe she knew what she was doing. —>

“For aerial warfare we have cannons for them! If they live high up in fortresses then long range cannons as simply perfect! Though we’ve also been experimenting with dropping bombs from the inside somehow. It’s a work in progress, though if an air person is on the ground it is killed on sight. —>

-With a triumphant smiled she looked at the Flying Fortress falling down into the fair blue sea.- “What a joyous day! We managed to take down yet another air person machine! Maybe more will stop by so we can deal with those too! Huzzah!”

“Oh far from it! We still do interact with each other constantly! Why I’m even invited on these so called ‘road trips’ That’s where I first learned how to eat ice cream! Ahh~ good memories, we also managed to make it to a rave in the desert so that was entertaining.” —>

“I was being nice to them as well. Even my sisters agree that I’m ‘learning to be kinder’ as they say. Even if bellanda would prefer if I stayed more ruthless than the others. But as for my friends they’ve been a tremendous help with understanding land creature stuff. —>

“Maybe that’s what it was called, some of them called it something starting with an O, mainly Polly and Damian from what i remember.” -That…painted an entirely different picture somewhat. Still she didn’t seem afraid or even bothered to speak about it.- —>

“They’re not just those birds, but they’re own tribe and kingdom above! They’re too much of cowards to show themselves willingly so they send the mindless birds down.” -…Was this really true? She seemed to talk like they had been enemies since she was born, maybe even longer.- —>

📲: Polly has been begging me to attempt this #SeductiveSunday and since she is a close friend I will oblige -She then proceeds to send this picture and not elaborate.-

“Oh not at all! As I said it occurred in spooky high! A few of my friends wanted to date one of us but ended up with everyone who they had interest in if i remember correctly. Ahh~ it was fun, even if i knew I was destined for better~” —>

“They are worse than these so called demons and devils. Our devils have 2 fathers and are cute! These…creatures are nothing but troublemakers!” -She really did have it out for the air people… and her take on devils was certainly different from his own. —>

“That’s how they surprise you! They act all innocent and absentminded and then your entire territory is gone to them! They hide themselves well, it’s always good to ensure no air kingdom spies are in your ranks.” -No doubt she was exaggerating at least a little bit. —>

“Hmm… I see. It seems I’ll still have to deal with your kingdom some other time then. Oh! But I’ll take one of these with me!” -Her serfs would pick up one waddle Dee and just walk away… She probably doesn’t realize what she’s doing is wrong…-

“…So he won’t target me if I only take your kingdom correct? Huzzah! It seems I won’t have to worry about him then!” -…Uh oh.-

“Kirbah? Is it a soldier for your kingdom? Oh I have a few who a named similar things! There’s Kirby, libah… and that’s all I care to remember.”

“A shame, I would’ve loved to try it…” -a sad expression appeared on her face before it quickly shifted back.- “Oh! Not really, I had my serfs and my kingdom who bent the knee for my father and myself and my sisters! Though I never saw alive land creatures until spooky high.”

“Well it’s not my fault the air people wanted to insult us from their stupid sky islands. We were forced to attack! Don’t worry, only one ship got hit I believe. AND it was an air people strike, not ours! Hate the air people not us.” -Right… well at least it was only one ship. —>

“Yes that’s exactly what I think mister big man. And if I can’t take over now I always have an army waiting in the back lines. Oh my sister would love to see some bloodshed and violence it’s been so long since she’s had the opportunity to do so!”

“Ah yes! A kingdom all for me! Don’t worry, you can be serf number 4,796!”

“Strangest? I prefer cutest. After all I’ve been called adorable by my peers, I would call them serfs but I respect them enough to acknowledge them as peers and friends.” -She really didn’t seem to have a filter… or a responsible parental figure. Either one is possible. —>

ViVi I feel like I never have to tag anything as (NC) on Miri because literally anything she does is probably something she’d do. She may not mention it again but even the dumbest things she’d probably do.

“Bleh! Disgusting! Why would I want to help the poor people or homeless? Also it must be a shame for you to be so poor, the merkingdom could loan you some money~”

-Too bad he failed to see a certain princess also sitting on a bench.- “Oh it’s the scruffy man! Do not worry! Your ships have been safe…mostly. Who would’ve thought doing war right next to some travel ships is bad for those travel ships too?”

“Whys that? They were fun when I first got into one during spooky high! We tried it for a few weeks before we ended up sticking as friends. I believe they were called one and dones?” -What type of school allowed something like that to happen…? She didn’t seem to dislike the experience either. —>

-With Miranda in tow, things could only backfire. Or the most stupid things imaginable somehow work out wonderfully, it’s never a middle ground.- “I’ve been thinking ever since then, maybe I should start a harem on my own. I’m probably cute enough to start one right? Maybe you can join too!”

“Oh harems! They are like those one things…I forget why they’re called. But one of my friends attempted to get one together! See there I am right there!” -The fact she had this picture raised several questions as to why she had it…-

“I thought you were the ultimate knight? You didn’t lie to your princess did you?”

“Oh that sounds wonderful! With so many songs that exist surely there has to be one that features an execution in it? There’s a genre for everything after all! Even silverware! Ah~ precious and shiny silverware~”

“Maybe songs would be better if they showed what was in the title! That way we can get both our explosions and executions while listening to our favorite songs! The sound of screams I’ve heard works wonders as singers!”

“Oh of course! Any song that features either something cute or executions of the sort are an instant favorite by me! Execution by daylight is a song I’ve only discovered recently by one of those rave places, I was slightly disappointed by the lack of daylight and executions however”

“Oh it’s going guillotine? That’s my favorite how did you know? Nothing makes me happier than seeing the air people executed via guillotine!”

-The princess’s eyes narrowed in anger as she looked above. The flying castle island above her and the volcano could only mean one thing to her.- “The air people… Good get closer, I’ll show you who’s better~” -The princess soon went down under the water, planning out her next move. —>

[ 🦴 ] Writing them after work.ᐟ ♡ for an interaction . ♡ + ↻ to make it a starter . ⠀

Damn, I can't believe you're only in your 20s and already running a coal mine. Talk about #GirlBoss. "Don't patronize me. I know you have nothing to your name, Adelaide."

“Oh yes! She’s currently dealing with another territories affair and it’s been wonders in combating the traitors! But why are you still here? I would’ve expected you to have left like Polly does…” -She seemed confused on his lack of input, most people would’ve been screaming for help. —>

“Oh of course! My presence makes everything all the better! I make my serfs say that so it must be true after all!” -She had completely lost track of time! She didn’t even realize how late it had gotten… nor did she know how to tell time from the big clocks.- “I thank you for your patronage! —>

-More time passed than one would imagine, did she really have better things to do? …Most likely given she WAS royalty, making time for just one person seems difficult for those people, yet she couldn’t help but to be at least somewhat curious after the knees so she poked her head up.- —>

“Oh do not worry! My serfs love serving me after all, especially against the dreaded air people! Our kingdom’s greatest enemies need to be dealt with accordingly, as such they would gladly toss their lives away for the throne.” -Riiight… well at this point she completely finished her fruit. —>

“Hmph, the merkingdom and them have been at war for years, it’s been almost a tradition to hate the air people. They started and we simply retaliated, I could simply go on about my…displeasure of even mentioning them.” -She pouted…not exactly super menacingly however… —>

“That seems a bit wrong, after all my enemies don’t deserve a choice for what they’ve done. Attempting to take my throne is punishable with their lives no matter what after all.” -She continued to dip fruits into the bowl of sugar before eating them, not a lot of sugar was on them either. —>

“Oh of course! I am a fair ruler after all, what kind of ruler would I be if I didn’t provide SOME choice to my serfs. …even if they don’t deserve it…” -She whispered the last part to herself as she spoke, she always saw herself as superior to those around her, no matter who they were. —>

“Hmph, usually I’d force you to do so no matter what you thought but given you’ve put me in such a good mood I’ll permit you to continue to work here!” -in other words, she won’t force them into working for her full time…yay…?- “Ah! Thank you! I’ve heard this stuff makes things extra sweet!l —>

🐟: “Um…right, will do.” -He had never met someone who was somehow born completely normal yet at the same time so odd. Not that it was his place to judge as he quickly delved back into the water before the Vanderbilts called for him once again.-

“Oh of course it’s in the ocean, it is an underwater kingdom after all!” -She said with much pride, really she could go on for hours, days even about her kingdom!- “Oh I’ve heard that non fish people do drown if they get submerged for too long. There’s probably some way you could enter… —>

“Oh of course! My kingdom is a beautiful thing, while at first we were small, perish the thought I know, but we’ve been expanding steadily ever since. The serfs all love and respect the Vanderbilts as well, we’ve gone an entire year without any incidents…” —>

-As her noticed his less than well skin he sighed in a concerned manner, he knew more than the princess did in most regards after all.- 🐟: “Yeah… I’m not expert on this stuff but you should really find a doctor or something. I’m sure at least one will take you in. —>

“Oh! Hello there cat person!” -Miranda smiled, and excitable and cutesy one on her face as she noticed the one who called out to her.- “Why yes! My sisters sent me here to scout out the potential oceans and rivers for potential serfs willing to join my kingdom~!”

“Oh that’s a wonderful idea! Karama! Fetch me that small bowl of sugar!” -She said with a clap, as if ordering them like one of her serfs. She really didn’t know any better than how she treated her serfs. …which wasn’t exactly the greatest.- “I may have to invite you to the merkingdom! —>

“I see! I have seen a picture of these before but I’ve never tried them! Well, I have had these apple slices before but that was a one time thing!” -She gently poked at the fruit some more, clearly fascinated by the cut up fruits much more than someone should be. —>