ViVi I will do my bandwagon replies tomorrow I swear, and if I don’t you can staple me to the merkingdom flag

ViVi Think of this as like a new version of my interaction post from before. This’ll act as a permanent starter call for anyone interested

“Hmmm, no I don’t think I need much more from you this time general! Ah what a wonderful job you’ve done! I’ll even let you stay in my outpost for one day AND provide you with food as well! Aren’t I so generous?” -Being honest that was better than how she treated her higher ranking serfs. —>

“Perhaps when you turn back I’ll ask you again. After all it was fun seeing you in that form, you really did remind me of a friend! Except you were a girl instead of a boy.”

“Wait… you consider me and friend and/or and ally? Huzzah! I suppose I’ll disregard your transgressions against me for now at least! …so long as one day you admit I am your superior.”

“Why would you want to eat *ME*? I’m the princess of the merkingdom after all! Doing that would be treason, hearsay, and all the other words for betrayal!”

“Why thank you general! Why if you wanted to be a yes man you could’ve joined me yes man serfs! They’re always recruiting new members and love telling me what I want to hear!” -Which in her case was literally anything except for the words “no” and “you can’t”- —>

“As much as I would enjoy a lullaby I must persist! I am not sleepy and I have an entire night of watching my serfs build new structures into the night!”

“Hmph! You can’t make me go to sleep no matter what! I’ll go to sleep when I feel like it!”

“I’ve heard a lot of people say they’d like to be pegged by Vera. I’m unsure what that means exactly but I’m sure if she liked your enough she would.”

“But there’s no fun if I can’t order you to do it, that’s like telling someone they have free will and have rights in a country. Where’s the fun in that?” -…Right. Note to self, never let Miranda become president of a country ever. Unless you want to make her happy.- —>

“PEG HIM! PEG HIM! PEG HIM!” -Has no idea what they’re talking about but is going along with it anyways.-

-Good thing Miranda didn’t notice famine even near her kingdom. Otherwise she’d probably be all pouty. But for now bathing in the famine of an entire kingdom was probably more than enough for her.-

-Oh she’s not a savage! She would never let her kingdom fall THAT far! She’ll just have them hunt for food away from her kingdom while she and her sisters enjoy the spoils. Don’t worry! She usually fed her serfs at least once per week!-

-Oh don’t mind her! She was just mad at her serfs again so it was a full week of no food. …a few serfs died but they were weak anyways! Probably rioters too.-

“That’s genius! We have many statues back at the main kingdoms but we don’t need them to be big and tall. Here people seem to fear tall things a lot more than under the sea! Having something so big will surely work in fending off rioters!” —>

“Oh! And you’re even getting along with bellanda? Huzzah! Perhaps my other sisters would like you just as much! But I hope you weren’t trying to suck up to one of them for favors. You’re MY general serf, not theirs.” -Geez… well at least she wasn’t being violent at least for now…- —>

🐟: “I wouldn’t count on it… I’m sure you know just well as I do that she won’t see you as anything other than beneath her.” -The fish guard sighs, clearly he was somewhat accustomed to it, he had to be given how long he served the merkingdom.- 🐟: “But hey, some people like that. —>

-As the angered yells of the older Vanderbilt grew feinter and feinter so too did the amount of guards visible. It made sense, bellanda probably had most of them working on finding the escaped Eel. Only the gods know what got that eel into such how water with the merkingdom. —>

“…what if I am? This form won’t last forever. And it’s not the…healthiest outlet. But sometimes you just need to blow off some steam.”

🦈: “Heh, maybe Miri was right choosing you as her advisor. You’re not as useless as I thought originally, just very soft. Anyways go report back to Miranda, she needs to approve of it given it is technically her territory.” -She waved the other off as another serf appeared behind her. —>

-She thought for a moment, a giant statue marking her and her sister’s territory obtained from the land people… Perfect~! A wide toothy grin appeared on the Vanderbilt as she smiled at the other.- “That’s genius! A statute depicting me and Miri AND we can add color too? —>

🕸️| 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕪 𝕊𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕊𝕚𝕩 (𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖) 🕸️| 𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 🕸️| ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴏ 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘻𝘦 𝘕𝘪𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘢'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦

“A representative of the air people has arrived?! How did you get past the countless serfs I have specifically trained to kill the air people?” -In her eyes any form of land that floated was a territory of the dreaded and awful air people. A fiendish kingdom of feathered knaves! —>

“You see that’s good in theory… but then how would they know it’s our kingdom~? For all they’ll know it’s some stupid other kingdom, we NEED them to know it’s OUR kingdom’s outpost~ Not some other water kingdom~ A banners not gonna work either~ —>

🦈: “She seems to enjoy bossing you around, which is good for her! She needs to learn how to have people wrapped around her finger~” -Talk about being a role model in the worst way possible… Though for Miranda, it was one of the best role models to have really. —>

-Despite her naive and innocent first appearance she didn’t seem bothered or even scared by the torn and broken bots that surrounded the area. Far from it! She seemed almost delighted to see it, though she frowned a bit after realizing it wasn’t actual blood, rather just mechanical viscera. —>

🦈: “-And then we’ll-! Huh? Oh it’s just you.” -Bellanda shoo’d the guards away who scampered off across the face. Despite earning favor for Miranda and most of the sisters Bellanda still seemed less than enthusiastic about him.- 🦈: “what do you want anyways? —>

-As Alpha walked the streets there wasn’t a clear sign of someone looking superior. Sure there were a few guards here and there but they probably knew just as much as alpha did. Especially given how Miranda was with her orders a lot of the time. Would he have to see Miranda again? —>

《 SOLO 》 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆

What? Noooo. No I wouldn’t stab you. I am just a sweet innocent Princess, trapped here for no reason. And you are a brave knight who is supposed to walk up to… not-stabbing-distance to help me.

🌈: “Wooooah there my guy! Had to take the mermaids phone for a second to say don’t slander my PR like that! I got a stream in a few minutes and I don’t need to hear Clussy jokes, cool? Cool. Honk honk!” -Message from April First.-

“Why else would I be in such a deep, dark, and very wet but in a bad way place? There was supposed to be a so called city down here. The merkingdom has graced this cities presence in order to enact a deal of sorts.”

“Oh how wonderful! I don’t know what a “queen B” is unless you mean the bees that are queens, in which case I’ve seen a few around! Ensuring I’m superior to the peasants is how I ensure my throne is safe! After all only alive peasants can start a revolution.” -…uh oh. —>

🐋: “It’s annoying but fine, be lucky you weren’t the one forced to rebuild the thing from scratch. In fact I’m surprised she didn’t force you to. Anyways, go hurry off now.” -The whale shoo’d her away, the gates to the merkingdom territory closing. —>

“La la la~ lala la~”

“Ah yes~ Kneel before me Sir Judas. Kneel before the ruler of the Merkingdom herself. I’m so glad I have such an obedient man who wouldn’t dare go against my orders~”

-The place didn’t look…the worst at least. Given it was the center of a massive battle and war it could’ve looked a lot worse by the end! …Still it definitely required a few renovations in order to make it look presentable and clean! Still there was one question to answer now. —>

🐋: “So long as you don’t harm Princess Miranda or her kingdom then yes.” -Well that was good! Seems even the toughest looking guards had some humanity in them. Or maybe they just didn’t want to pound Tessa’s face into the ground… Either way it was a win win!-

🐋: “Yeah, a “fight” between us would probably have me breaking your bones in half if you even tried to punch me. Not that I wouldn’t mind an easy win but it wouldn’t even be a fight.” -They at least seemed somewhat more reasonable even if they didn’t care for her reason. —>

-Thankfully no one seemed to bother him! At least not too much anyways, sure some have confused looks or looks of curiosity but no one outwardly spoke to him, leaving alpha to his devices! The area around certainly looked like a base that has just been taken over. —>

-The guards all sigh, clearly not being paid enough or even fed enough to want to fight. Well, most of them anyways. There was one serf who was more than willing to die for her kingdom. A massive whale in armor approached the bat wielding girl and looked down at her.- —>

-Once outside the castle the guard lets go of his wrist, clearly not exactly wanting to essentially carry him around for the entire day.- 🐟: “Look man… I don’t want to do this either. You go do what the princess asked and when you’re ready come find me and I’ll take you back inside ok?” —>

-Her expression didn’t change as the doors soon closed in front of her. Soon enough Tessa was put right outside the merkingdom’s land base and next to the air people’s base as well. Though the looming sense of expectation could most likely be felt she wasn’t being watched. —>

-They nodded worryingly before going back to their post, the princess thinking about what to do for a few moments before responding- “Ah I know! I’ll have my serfs escort you out and towards the air people’s base! From there you can decide on how to destroy them! —>

“Oh how did you know that was my second favorite thing! The third is making sure the peasants stay in their lane to ensure no riots and rebellions happen in my kingdom!” -…Well her initial judgments were mostly right, but hey at least she was able to do her own thing sometimes!-

“Oh it’s simple land person! The air people don’t deserve anything good happening to them at all~ their pride and arrogance thinking they’re better than he’s merfolk can’t last~ It’s why we’ve waged war on them for years~ and we don’t plan to stop now.” —>

“Oh I can, but it’s just easier to have my serfs do all the work for me! But occasionally, especially when it’s personal it’s nice to bloodied my hands, like with the harlot Ariel~ Ah, it’s not the blood I’d wish to be covered in but it works all the same~”

-Eh she’ll probably be fine! Most of her friends end up in arguably more death traps than her and they’re ok! …mostly anyways but still she’ll probably be fine!- “Nonsense! Surely you don’t mind doing this one thing for me don’t you? It’s either that, or I cut your head off with a guillotine. —>