“Oh don’t worry about these things, my serfs are used to seeing executions so a few body’s in my throne room is nothing to them. They should have it cleaned themselves if it bothers them.” -The princess got up from her throne and made her way down the few steps separating Denji and herself. —>

-Once he made it into her throne room he would be met with a…certainly unusual sight. A few corpses lay bare at the princesses feet as she seemed both disheveled yet elegant. It almost didn’t make sense… almost. This WAS Miranda after all, she lived for bloodshed. —>

-As the merkingdom came into view it was clear it was merely a smaller piece of a much bigger kingdom. Still it was still her kingdom, bright and colorful scenery being surrounded by sharks and other fish guards blocking the entrance. At first they seemed to be hesitant on letting Denji in. —>

ViVi Low replies for the next few days, getting my wisdom teeth pulled so I dunno how often I’m gonna be doing replies during that time but I’ll try to get to them

-As he jumped into the water and swam out the first thing he’d notice was that things were… well normal. Normal fish swimming about, not too many reefs nearby due to the city just above water, it all seemed normal… Too normal for anyone like Miranda anyways. —>

“Why would I need to impress you lot? I’m always pretty and sexy as they say, I wouldn’t dare sully myself with you poor people.”

-Maybe the princess wanted him to jump in the water first? She definitely seemed like a “trial by fire” type of person after all… Inside the box was a fairly well crafted wetsuit, the texture was nice, materials strong and sturdy. Hell, it even came with a diving helmet. —>

-It took a few days, mainly because even with the directions given the delivery serf may or may not have gotten lost a few times navigating the area but eventually he would make it. Instead of ringing the doorbell they’d just leave a package nearby with a note stapled on top. —>

Tailor: “Excellent, excellent! I’ll be sure to send a delivery serf to your doorstep as soon as it finishes! But now I must be off, can’t dilly dally for long after all, good day to you sir! But as a recommendation, please properly groom yourself before entering the merkingdom.” —>

“Hmph! … HMPH!! … Will no one help cure me of this boredom I’ve been plagued with?”

-A few last things were scribbled down on their notepad before their gaze fully fell to denji’s. While the squid couldn’t nod its expression seemed to indicate that he did have to wait for a tiny bit.- Tailor: “Yes of course, we need the right materials after all!” —>

-The tailor gave no response to his threat, not that they didn’t believe him though. In fact, living under the Vanderbilts meant constant pressure to ensure everything was up to standard. Especially when their main clients were the royal family themselves. —>

@merkingdomprincess.bsky.social Hullbreaker is quite fond of Miranda!~

“They do feel safe, they only need to abide by a few of my rules and standards and they can live here in my kingdom. Simply pledge yourself to me, and me alone and offer your body, wealth, soul, magic, status, everything to the merkingdom!” -…Riiiight. —>

“I would’ve, you know I don’t like sullying my hands with the poor. But my sisters have been wanting me to be more independent and to make decisions on my own. It’s why they have me this kingdom to grow after all! But apparently they want me to also be more “hospital”” —>

“I don’t think that’s true, after all usually they celebrate even my smaller accomplishments and victories over my enemies.” -Granted most of them WERE because she had basically threatened them at knife point but that probably wasn’t related to that.-

“Oh thank you! You seem to know that my appearance anywhere calls for celebration, that’s why I like you so much advisor!” -It was more of a shock that she went to the store herself rather than had a serf go for her. Was she, *GASP* actually learning to be independent?-

“Hmm, my return wasn’t met with the same fanfare as it usually is. Strange. Perhaps going to the store and coming back isn’t exciting enough for my serfs.”

ViVi FINALLY BEAT SILKSONG. It’s a really good game y’all should play it at some point, especially with the dlc coming at some point. Almost platinumed it too, but im missing the speedrun achievements and you can not force me to do that

ViVi Who would’ve thought the one class I took on fashion in high school would come in handy for role play

Tailor: “Very good sir, very good! Measurements yes measurements!” -The tailor wasted no time getting to work, for a full suit to started off simple enough, measuring height and width. Then it needed more precise measurements, waist, chest, middle section, all were necessary.- —>

-It took a bit longer than one would’ve expected but someone did show up. It was a squid, though obviously much bigger than the standard ones found in retail, and dressed in a very dapper suit. On they’re person, was a measuring tape among other tools. —>

“Very well! If it means I don’t have to speak to that poor serf again then I shall send him here tomorrow to get you outfitted. Perhaps I’ll send my tailor serf as well, he always knows how to make outfits for me work!” -Well it wasn’t the first tailor serf she had and it wouldn’t be the last. —>

ViVi … It’s Miranda. She’d probably kill the homeless person for even looking in her direction or trying to make contact with her.

“Eugh! That’s disgusting, why would I sully my hands with poor people by giving them my money? It’s their fault they’re poor in the first place anyways, and it’s not my fault I’m so rich.” -Right… it’s not her fault any resistance or attempt to fight back results in death. —>

“And sully my hands with such pleasant filth? No way! That’s disgusting!” -Yikes… she wasn’t even attempting to hide her classism. Though that was probably the least severe problem about her…- “If you wish for a suit buy one yourself or talk to my serfs yourself. —>

“Oh but that’s so much work to do, I’ll actually have to speak to one of my peasant serfs for it to be constructed. It’s not my fault you land people can’t breathe underwater.” -She found it more annoying that she had to do charity for someone else rather than herself. —>

“Oh a sickle? I’ve never heard one before! Usually I use guillotines or occasionally my own knife to do the job. But I’ve heard of them before!” -While she wasn’t a weapon fanatic by any means she certainly knew a few of them, mostly thanks to Damian. —>

“Oh good! I had thought we were about to do something ethical and morally right as the poor say. But I would never do something of the sort, especially not stoop to one of their lows so I shall gladly behead these heads that grow from the ground! Take me there at once!” —>

𝑇𝑜 𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠 - 𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑎'𝑠 𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝐴 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑜 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦?

“So you’ve invited me out here… to work?” -She seemed so confused by that prospect, usually when royal business called it was for meetings in a room that may or may not have ended in bloodshed! But she was being offered to work? Unacceptable! Though head plants did interest her.- —>

“But is it as rewarding as ordering serfs to do the work for you while you bathe in the spoils? Most likely not but I wouldn’t know, I wouldn’t want to subject myself to such trivial things.” -now granted she did do somethings on her own, just recently she learned how to eat and drink. —>

ViVi The monster prom verse in here grows. Very slowly mind you but it’s expanding

"Bluesky? Uh yeah, aah'd sure hope it'd be." #MonsterProm #Jacqueline #Pumpkin #RP

“You can be allergic to such an thing? While I don’t get allergic to manual labor I certainly don’t want to do it. Why should I when I have lovely serfs to do it for me, I’m a princess after all. They’re supposed to look pretty and make poor people feel worse about themselves.” —>

“Eugh… I couldn’t stand doing “manual labor” why should I be forced to do the peasants and poor people work. It’s absurd! All I need to do is simply look pretty and deal with any unsavory people.” -The thought of doing any form of “work” or put in “effort” was like poison to her. —>

ViVi Think of this as like a new version of my interaction post from before. This’ll act as a permanent starter call for anyone interested

“Of course I am, I’m such a fair and kind ruler after all. Why I’m surprised others don’t feel the same way.” -Right… “Fair and kind” that was a sentence even Miranda couldn’t fully believe.- “Oh don’t worry about that! It’s not important to you after all.”

“Good~! We won’t be having any problems them~ teehee~” -The way her personality switch on a dime was probably scarier then when she was trying to be threatening. It was like she’s been doing this for years…- “Don’t worry, if I ever do buy the internet again I’ll ensure frowny faces are banned. —>

“I see… I do hope you haven’t been badmouthing me or my kingdom on your little internet. I would be a shame to see the internet be bought out again after all~” -Not even a subtle threat from her… that felt almost targeted. Still she had the money to buy it for at least a few days. —>

“What do you mean? I think it’s very fair. As long as they don’t, attack me, threaten me, are poor, start a riot, start a rebellion, badmouth me, attempt to escape, or is an air person then it’s not treason but I may be forgetting a few…”

“I do! It’s just that most of the time they don’t agree with my ways for some reason so I’m forced to take their territory.” -Right… “forced to” let’s go with that.- “After all, if they don’t submit and accept the merkingdom then that’s equivalent to treason in my eyes.”

-Likewise! Sure the princess has allies, an entire kingdom of serfs at her beck and call even! But in terms of one that acted like a friend or even more than that, it didn’t really happen. And even then Perla wasn’t just a serf to her, she was her alliance partner and friend.- —>

“Of course! I would never lie to someone like you, only to those j want something from I’d lie to. Usually I’ve been told I’m very direct!” -For better, or for worse… in most cases for the worst though.- “Hmm? Is there something you need Perla?”

“Heh heh heh, I’m glad I have at least one land person who supports me. It will make it easier to one day buy everything I need to from the land after all. Though unfortunately, the internet is something I cannot maintain. Apparently it costs money to maintain the servers.”

“Oh wonderful! It’s why we make such good alliance partners Perla! We both are willing to die for each other and kill anyone who threatens us. It’s perfect, why, you would fit right in with the other Vanderbilts!” -Well, specifically bellanda, given how ruthless she already was.-

“Paying tribute is a fantastic way of getting into my good gracious you know. Of course I deserved it for being a Vanderbilt but often I don’t receive such attention up here from these land people. Regardless you certainly know how to treat royalty right, perhaps you should be a serf yourself?”