downtown Berkeley is one of the best ice cream neighborhoods in America: * melt me creamery * almare * scoop n chill (mostly for the biscoff flavor) * caravaggio gelato lab * lexie’s frozen custard …plus a few others. it isn't why i chose to live here, but it might be why i stay here forever

i usually know exactly what my songs are trying to say, and it's almost always nothing

a crucial thing i think is lost in much of the "is AI a net good or bad" narrative is the secondary impact to the vast majority of people who aren't at immediate risk of either losing their job or seeing it dramatically transformed. historically, this is where the bulk of utility comes from!

the gemini 3/nano banana pro combination is just really, really impressive. one-shotted absurdist comic strip

i haven't had enough time to form an impression of Gemini 3 globally, but it remains just as much of a natural-born illusionist as all the other models. takes almost no work to get it to give up the ghost on consciousness

Me: "Better catch up with what's going on in the world!" *opens phone* -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP -1HP

still can't believe we're going to make writing worse for everyone forever just because it took microsoft 40 years to make the greatest punctuation mark in the history of the english language a first-class citizen in windows

one thing i've learned from the replies is that some people think you have to do some complex keyboard incantation to produce an em dash. on mac, at least, it's just shift-option-dash. please use it, people! don't let the llms take this away from us—they're already getting everything else

the internet has decided that em-dashes are a hallmark of llm writing, which is *extremely* annoying to me, as someone who uses em-dashes all the time. dear internet please consider the possibility that LLMs use em-dashes a lot because they're, like, good

so what happens now? do we all call each other comrade?

i'm out of town and my wife just called me up to tell me there are like 25 - 30 people standing on the sidewalk outside our building. "apparently," she said, "there's a rare pokemon."

i regularly see posts here now that i would have 100% responded to on twitter 10 years ago, and i'm not sure if (a) the discourse changed, (b) i've gained some sense in my old(er) age, or (c) i just don't have that kind of energy any more. i lean towards c, and possibly b and c are the same thing

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

update: the platform is too powerful. i've been absorbed as one of their own. it was foolish of me to go there

currently trying my best to turn linkedin into tumblr. send help

This, to me, is Blueskyism

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

this is also my take. Yglesias is high-profile, very prolific, and iconoclastic, so it's easy for people to find strong takes to disagree with. but i think if you forced his critics to read everything he writes, the dominant response would be "meh, okay, i agree with most of that."

California is best understood as a Greek tragedy. arguably the most beautiful territory in the world, with a perfect climate, yet its stubborn attachment to cars, roads, and (tiny) back yards dooms it to endless affordability crises and NIMBYist apologism

i felt rage at this on a regular basis living in SV. single-family zoning throughout almost the entire peninsula. buildings capped at 2 - 3 stories right next to commuter rail stations. want to put a corner store on the ground floor of a residential mid-rise on a busy street? lol, move to tokyo

this is canon

this story is delightful on so many levels

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

a song in every city was always a hopelessly ambitious goal, but two out of eleven ain't bad, right? here's my seattle song. lyrics in the description soundcloud.com/sadboneinsti...

many people who have no trouble understanding that evolution operates from the outside in, so to speak, seem to have trouble accepting that just because it's a language model on the surface doesn't mean it's a language model all the way down

prolonged inspection of Gemini's chain of thought has been causing me to speak in the present perfect continuous tense

All of NIMBY leftist housing policy is frustrated by the physical impossibility of building a used car.

If we write coherently enough about what bad characters do and what good characters do, then we can align models by setting the bad vector to 0. Unfortunately, then we create the "dark side" where making it do any bad thing turns it evil.

this is true, but fortunately, it's also easier for junior engineers to learn from AI code assistants than from curmudgeonly senior engineers

yes, and also, the little pockets are often abutted by other only slightly littler pockets whose entire identity revolves around the bigger pocket being utterly wrong, but nothing actually changes if either/both pockets go away, because the root sin is irrelevance and not incorrectness

and over here is my favorite chair. i've been spending a lot of time on it lately. painting it, moving it around, just trying to get everything exactly right. this concludes our tour of the deck of the titanic

keep an open mind. but not so open it's readily colonized by Corydalis flexuosa

nature as inverse Tolstoy: all gray skies are alike; each green space is happy in its own way

(2/2) He asked if I wanted to see, and of course I said yeah. So he pulled up a text with a picture from Guy—a shlubby 40 something Israeli dude—doing a mock risqué photoshoot with the new book. So now when I reread the stories and come across that name I get a good laugh out of it

(1/2) True Etgar Kerry book-signing story. I asked him why he named so many side characters Guy. He said they’re all named after his best friend. And then he laughed and said Guy actually offered to help promote his book by doing a revealing photoshoot.

a lovely little story by etgar keret, who is, after all, the master of lovely little stories

bedford farms (in, uh, bedford, MA) is pretty good ice cream (8/10). but their distinguishing feature is portion size. this is a small no one has ever survived a large

arethusa farm dairy sells some of the best ice cream i've ever had. we considered going 45 minutes out of the way for it between NYC and Boston but then i discovered there's one in downtown New Haven. this is butter pecan, raspberry, & maple walnut 9.5/10, would have driven the 45 extra minutes

philadelphia is hands down the botanic garden capital of the united states, and i feel like it doesn't get enough recognition for that (which kind of makes sense, philly is an amazing city but seems to get zero recognition for anything other than its sports teams)

as an added bonus, virtual friends have much smaller carbon footprints

people will believe anything

think about how crazy it is that one lunatic is able to do this, while billions of other much smarter, saner people lack any meaningful ability to stop it then think about how that lunatic is only in a position to do this because someone randomly made fun of him at a dinner once

As a serious SEM/structural junky I still approve this message (even though no one asked). The structural folks:

this is also known as "machine learning"

this is kind of a strange piece. it can be true (and imo, _is_ true) both that (1) OpenAI has no viable business model and will likely crash and burn, and (2) generative AI will reshape almost every aspect of our lives (and is already reshaping many)

congrats to canada but also it seems a little unfair that you guys won’t ever elect an evil fascist demagogue to shock US into voting for a liberal

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