Fck all tech companies making garbage products on purpose

Broke my phone screen for the fifth and final time I am not repairing this garbage pos yet another time, I’m getting a new one

🍾🍾🍾 #龍が如く

Yakuza 0, 3 and 4 were so important to me like fucccccck your whole family Yokoyama u bitch

Yokoyama… what if I took the PlayStation… disconnected it… broke it in half… and put the whole thing in your ass

I’ve got 21 big brothers… to me you ain’t big, brother

IDKKKK

If I don’t find out Yokoyama ______ on the news tomorrow I’ll kill us all

I still don’t know why we’re calling Netanyahu Bibi like Michael’s no friend of mine…

Using a genocide you don’t care about to belittle another genocide you don’t care about #progressive

I want the world fixed and God to take me back, chop chop

Cops staring into our car while passing to check if there are two non-whites in there

People that switch religions right on their deathbed genuinely think they’re going to heaven

This retinoid shit is killing me I had to ask my muscular teacher to open a bottle of lotion cuz my face was burning too hard HELLPPPP

Sigh huff puff sigh

I compel this hantavirus to stop

When you finally resonate with an advice that always sounded cliché

I feel weird w guitar callouses cuz it feels like typing with dried stearin on my fingertips 😭

I’m gonna care when they actually kill him forever

Kashiwagi telling Kazama that he wasn’t hitting Kiryu and Nishiki hard enough and that’s why they became yakuzas

Bluesky will show you its source code whenever it pleases you

Me and another girl in class have the same first name so they're calling us by our last names. Never felt more like a white man in my life

There is not a single country that does enough to protect women

Why is snoop dog in stranger than heaven hello

When I was in grade school I’d pretend to cry every time I came late

fuck you bitch retire

Hate when bananas start making too many fucking strings the more you peel it like this would’ve been a great defense mechanism if it was alive cuz it pisses me off

The battle of mid

Just remembered one teacher who’d grade our assignments at the crack of dawn like first of all I don’t trust your judgment to even be clear that early in the day

Actual horror experience walking into a public bathroom and the toilet is smeared with shit

It went fine actually

I have no clue what to do on this test, may God be with me and give me strength and power

If you get a lady boner today, that is me sending thoughts of Ryu Hayabusa to the world

Trying to come up with the name of the anti-Netanyahu that will ___ Netanyahu

My mom is telling my cousins children how their father (her nephew) used to poop and piss himself when he was a child

Yokoyama makes games like a rich CEO’s son that doesn’t need to worry about his creative career working out

Was all alone at the gym today so I tried out all the machines

Old men go out in the highest shorts to jog

I’m actually the worst best slowest writer in the world

No one gets how politically loaded this World Cup will be like I will be there or be square istg

Neighbour’s dog sounds like Courage the Cowardly dog each time a plane flies past

🐟

When I saw my teacher even briefly touch their finger close to between their legs in grade school

Can’t wait for something batshit insane to happen during the 2026 American world cup and we get to be 37 years old and tell the younger generation we were there to witness it

Had pins and needles in my leg so hard that my leg was twisting inward each time I put it down hello?

They put this mother fucker in a snakeskin jacket like he just needs to borrow a little money but he swears he's good for it he's just waiting for his business deals to go through and he'll pay you right back.

If I buy tomodachi life my entire academic career is over