TSA tackled me. (I was lovebombing the airport) #flying #planes #TSA

young lean - gatorade (WEIRD AL PARODY!) shawty what you sippin on? PORK AND BEANS!!!!!!!! 🤪 shawty what you smoking on? GRILLED HAM CASSEROLE!!!!!!!!! 🤯 #random #randomhumor #derp #derprandom #derpmoment #derpmoments #ham #hamhumor #hamfandom

mario: bwwuulooahhh hhuhhg oauughh lets-a go… smoke some dank weed!! oooaaagghhh luigi: pasta fazooli! this dank kush has me higher than a koopa paratroopa! greraaaaooougghh uuuugghh huooouygggh mario: your right luigi

9/11 yag blaghintong crourp drirngus

crimbulous cumberbund and the persnickety case of the measles pre-order now on hbo max

me off the day old leftover beef stew - the jester

shorty asked if we had chicken “stock” i told that bitch no we’re out of “stock!” (pun on “stock”) - the jester

i <3 my fans 🫶 and haters and neithers

me off the gas station slim jim and cheddar cheese combo pack - the jester

i got ghastly ass: the poopies just fly right out! zip zoom! - the jester

me and the girlies discussion how to maximize our joint slay ✨ -the jester

symbols is the language of the world. love is tha language of the Youniverse. tap in 📲📲✨ - the jester

she ask if i want corn bread i say “bitch do i look like a corn fred?” - the jester

everything you dream is far more real than you realize 👁️‍🗨️ - the jester

Fish pops his head outta the water and gestures to my fly and says, "Bait used to be believable..." #goingtothebank

Mickey Dee weeps, for I am no burger of theirs. #beef

Hum drum bum bum

i am indifferent on garfield the man but garfield the idea is a precept that rivals the infinite scale of god

I got Teleported to the Ballerverse🏀

this holidays season, give #thanks youre living in the era of joe biden 5g mk ultra groomers putting subliminal gays in cartoons

i was watching cow birth videos and i was like they could fit an egg in there 🐮🥚

comment “i believe” to win big trout in the toilet 👇💴⛩️

ooooop goop here comes mr. goop!

Why is every orc, troll, or goblin British

⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️ Do NOT take your cheese man out on a sunny day. He WILL melt upon the sidewalk with each step of his cheesy feet, making him shorter in the process. #protectyoucheeseman

pippi phelous’ phlippaant porteous and courteous gooshriver of mudpie lovings and toenail trommings

yanny, laurel, more like YAWNy and BOREel!! the brainstorm green needle chads stay winning 💪💪

Somebody touched my spaghetti... #spaghettifondler

A Hazbin Hotel fan will listen to "pumped up kicks" and say "OH MY GOD!! is that Alastor?!?!?"

That Horse form "Twin Peaks" is in my living room and won't leave! What do I do? #horserepellant

I, too, was in a cave for an extended period of time, it's not THAT big a deal. #LAMEsurrection

GET THIS RABBIT OFF MY LAWN! #shotgundinner

New and improved back from prison ready to date, perambulate, and masturbate. Who's with me?!?!?!

Do you think a Dwarfpilled person ever drank mead for the first time and hated it and was devastated by that? #meaderdisappointment

Epic Prank Idea: Paint over all those yellow lines on the parking lots and roads! #gotteem #aprilfools

I took the pop out of the rocks. #getfooled

I'm a messenger too many! Many messengers am I? Facebook messenger. Zuckerberg lettuce pray for a miracle whip!

I'm a contrarian, always have been. Until now!

I don't want likes or love, just porridge, salami, and a revolving-door troupe of sexy yet also cartoony fursonas to make my life mean something.

I might seem sexy, but I am in fact sexist. Know the difference!

Shoutout to the Juggler in my neck throwing my blood cells up and down! People say he's "vain" but I know he's a real one fr! #jugglerlove

butt spredderz 700

420

Do you remember what heaven was like before you came here.

Do not partake in the gold of goblins, lest you be levied by the kobolds

niggas on mastodon got no cheese… u gotta get on the fetaverse 😭😭😭🤦🏿