You hear that they localized "The Strokes" for various countries? It's different strokes for different folks

It's all redacted because the files are talking about scps

Telling my younger cousins they didn't get what they want on Christmas because of the tariffs

When she say he's a fan of Peter Gabriel so I recreate the first track of "Peter Gabriel 3: Melt" to em

Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus.

Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Dream Settler.

Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually a new Crazy Taxi game.

My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, I'm covered in slime

Remember when Pinhead said this? "We have such subtitles to show you." #hellraiser #pinhead

War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔

Told my dentist to "Start digging in my mouth, twin." #dentistry #teeth #dentist

Dreamt that I had knowledge of an Oompa Loompa K-pop group and they would roast the shit out of random audience members in songs. #dream

I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.

There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.

I am a prawn to my vices, A crawdad to my desires.

Do you think Hatsune Miku and Socrates would get along? #vocaloid #question #hatsunemiku

Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical #undertale #toby"radiation"fox #deltarune #lhugueny

#mayonnaise #fnaf

You are now making music with Frank Waln. #music #frank

Andrew Jackson gets stranded in modern day real life New York City and no one recognizes him and it's up to the kid who's really into money to help him. Twenty Dollar Man. #movie #idea

You ever have a memory you haven't thought about in a long time resurface and then you get a headache? #question

JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules! #pope

The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. #Green #grass

Failed out of Clairvoyant College because they asked where I saw myself in 5 years and I said "I don't know" #dropout

I'm lost in the sauce (Great molasses flood)

Would you make a hundred burgers just for a chance to make a burger? #question

Burnt myself on the lobster, my thumb 👍 and pointer ☝️. Lobster looked like this --->🦞

ITS BAAAACK

If you imagine Hannibal Lecter singing "Mambo No. 5" I feel like it changes the context

2026 gonna me my year for real, I already messed up

I got plans, but the Lunarians would shut me down. I got plans...

I don't want any 2025ers talking to me, no spoilers

I forgot I drew this lol

Peak followed me back. @thefunnycomic.bsky.social Thanks.

Fire

Drinking the tree water

Going to bury me in a garden for a nice old lady to find or something. I don't know what you want from me.

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I forgot about this

My face when I'm sad!

Omg it's my page

When the sky is BLUE! haha #relatable

Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see This, the home of P. Diddy This P. Diddy, this is P. Diddy Freak offs happen in the dead of night

I'm I'm one in a million hahah

Eminem said in "the real slim Shady" the following: ... Any every single person is a Slim Shady lurking, He could be workin' at Burger King, Hawk Tuahing your onion rings... #funnyjoke #haha

Every three months, I come up with the concept of Sherlock Gnomes, but then realize that already exists and I get sad

King Midas is trapped on the beach that makes you gold

TSA tackled me. (I was lovebombing the airport) #flying #planes #TSA

Do you think snails can have ADHD? Perhaps slugs too? Perchance a sloth? Mayhaps a turtle or tortoise too? #ADHD #Pondering

I HATE careers day, my TWO MOMS (lesbians) draw VORE ART and the INFLATION kids mock me on the playground saying "our moms don't have to draw anyone getting eaten to get someone big" and say "go vore girl go!" I'M SICK OF IT