The best. 🥰

In other news, my car is booked in for the clutch on the 7th. Please pray, send good vibes, etc, that this will fix it! 😳

BLANKET FOR SALE Please share if you can't bid. 😘

I downloaded the Folksy app so I could upload photos directly, but it's not working. Ergo, crochet dump.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.” What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...

IT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFETIME!!!

"Feed fanfic into capitalism, and it comes out shaped like capitalism." @readingtheend.bsky.social dissects the trend pulling fanfiction through the traditional publishing pipeline (and what it means for fandom): reactormag.com/with-the-ser...

It's Bisexual Visibility Day! 🩷💜💙 Celebrate it by supporting bisexual romance books: books.bookfunnel.com/bisexualroma... #Romancelandia #BookSky #BisexualRomance

Just FYI, Writers’ HQ is anti-fascist, pro-immigrant, anti-genocide, well queer, and neurodivergent as fuck. Everyone is welcome here (unless you're an arsehole).

In case it needs restating, autism isn't caused by Tylenol, or vaccines, or woke parents or whatever. It's not a disease, and it doesn't need curing. Eugenicists and fascists love to think of ways to eradicate us because they are unwilling to understand us. But we will outlive them.

This afternoon was fun! 'Course it'd have been funner if my stomach hadn't played merry hell. I think my GP is getting a call in the morning.

OMG, WE ARE BACK. IT'S BEEN FOREVERRRRR.

Commission a crocheter... 😁

Can it please stop raining for a mo so I can bob to the shop for chocolate? 🙏

Just a reminder: Freydis Moon is not a Mexican author. They are a a white person pretending to be Latinx. Do not give them any money. And yes they have a new book about to drop in the middle of Latinx heritage month.

What the absolute FUCK?! www.theguardian.com/books/2025/s...

Absolutely normal behaviour. 😅

Okay, done for the day. Off to bed (whether I sleep is a different matter...)

@realtoddstashwick.bsky.social Crow the first. 😊

Dear God, that was a stressful phone call. Thick accent, bad line, me getting more and more befuddled. And yes, it could have been an email.

I only got one like, but this kind of thing never goes well for me. Whatever. Golden Brown by The Stranglers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIH...

@gerrileen.bsky.social A Discord conversation about birds has just given me cause to write "Hawks gotta hawk" and then giggle to myself for far longer than is probably normal.

Let's play! One like, one answer.

Around the time Dad died, I got a road tax reminder which, for obvious reasons went straight out of my head. I've been tidying up the tip that was my living room and came across the letter. Suffice to say, that's now sorted. Could have been interesting!

2 ish: explosion at the yarn store (I would live in Black Sheep Wools.)

Good morning, Sky friends! It's publication day for A Murderous Business!!!!! bit.ly/AMurderousBu... Meet Margot and Rett as they sort through nefarious company shenanigans and find a murderer. #historical #cozy #queer #SapphicSeptember #ResistTheHeteropatriarchy #NewRelease #BookSky

Oh god, I do have an Instagram. I just completely forgot about it despite posting there almost every day. Hi, I have ADHD! 🫣 www.instagram.com/twocrowscroc...

Genuinely thought that the Google Doodle was overlay crochet. It's a football net. 🙃

Dear Audible, please stop recommending The Dark Veil to me because the description makes me want to scream. The Titan-A is Shaw's NOT Riker's ffs. 😡

COVER REVEAL!!! Look at this gorgeousness from @boldwoodbooks.bsky.social Mending Lost Dreams at the Highland Repair Shop is the latest cosy romance from Kiley Dunbar, the second in a series set in a community repair shop that's the heart in a sweet Scottish town. mybook.to/MendingLostD...

I forgot to update - the handbrake has let go in a spectacular way and I'm lucky that I'm not dead.* It's going to cost £365 to repair. Who wants to commission something crocheted?** 🤪 * not a joke ** also not a joke Ravelry: www.ravelry.com/projects/two...

Another day, another stomach ache. Can I have my gallbladder out now, please? 😭

Give me yarn and a hook, and I'm happy.

Honestly seems like a good plan.

I have an absolutely banging headache. Undoubtedly my own fault for last night's nonsense. But *ow*.

As a result of today's coffee chat, I'm on a mission from Todd. 😆

@campylobacter.bsky.social It's in. 😉

I hate writing author bios. They are truly The Worst.

Happy #Caturday from my digital box warmer. Yes, I know they don't need keeping warm, but try telling her that!

We’re running a free Name Change workshop on 20th September via Zoom, for trans over 18s in the UK. Come along to find out how to change your name, and how to handle common problems with name changes. Sign up at: form.typeform.com/to/n47vyAzR #workshop #transworkshop #trans #transrights

I really need art of this moment in A Certain Darkness: Volker has dressed in everything but his jacket. He’s found a apron from god knows where and thrown it on. The unicorns and rainbows dotting the fabric are at odds with his all-black getup.

I can’t repost or boost your stuff, regardless of how good it is, if it’s posted on Substack.

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GUESS 💫WHO💫 HAS TWO THUMBS AND A TICKET TO THE GALLIFREY CABERET PANTO?!!

@campylobacter.bsky.social One More Chapter is open for submissions. Do you mind having a nosy at their page and seeing if ACD would fit? I think so, but would appreciate a second opinion. www.onemorechapter.com/submissions/

And there's the Elvanse drop off. Like a freaking switch.

Muted a certain person's name and oh, god, that's made my timeline so much better!