it’s not a phase

Uh, wait... guys, I fell asleep for a little bit. I must've sleep walked again. Where am I now???

Dressing up as a functioning member of society today (shirt and pants). :) Excited for trick-or-treaters!

Someone peed my pants today. Others are saying their pants are also peed. Stay safe out there.

Moving in tomorrow... Be back on Wednesday due to getting blipped by time accountants auditing me of 2 day time over balance.

brand new whip. gonna fly off the lot in this thing.

Tried one of those punch machines today. New high score!

Living in Florida and driving past Alligator Alcatraz like the "just visiting" space of the Monopoly board.

Me about once a week...

Geppetto can eat my entire ass (derogatory)

Lord forgive me, I gotta go back to the old P

Rip to a real one 😢

reading your mind

I wish I could fish abhorrent abominations against society in real life like I can when I play Dredge on stream at twitch.tv/messywastaken. 😔

long distance friends

Accidentally took this pic today at a stoplight in Orlando FL. Thought I'd share.

AOC: It's really because Republicans— they’re very thin skinned and they're very sensitive, and their feelings are very easily hurt. And so they have to vote on censure resolutions.

Y'all remember when this MFer was the biggest meme for like a week?

I finally released my very first video essay (more like a review I guess but I digress) ever! It's on my YouTube channel now here: youtu.be/z19o-49NrqQ I learned so much from this. If/When I ever make a 2nd, I will be a lot more confident. Thanks for reading. This means a lot to me!

no emeralds?

Things I think folks can learn to say, get comfortable saying, and show others are okay to say, that would genuinely improve the state of the world: "I didn't know that" "I was wrong" "What does that word mean?" "Can you explain this?" "I don't think I understand" "I don't know" "I'm confused"

I am live with my bday stream on twitch.tv/messywastaken starting with some Pokemon + Punishment Wheel, then playing some monster prom game with @tylerscheid.bsky.social and @patrckstatic.bsky.social at 6:30pm eastern. My sister made me this poster tho.

"Literally SHUT UP no one CARES bro..." *Clicks skip ad button*

Psssst: guess what I got from Spotify. Pssst: You don’t have to, I’ll show you.

Wait a pizza is round, and comes in a SQUARE BOX and we cut that mfer into TRIANGLES?!? This is the worst day ever, ever.

Whelp, 10 minutes later and he unfollowed me. Going to cry myself to sleep now. Worst birthday ever.

guys THE @lordminion777.bsky.social followed me back on bsky. hashtag awesomesauce

I showed Rena Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 last night. She talked about how pretty it was and how much she loved it. It reminded her of the early Skyrim days. Then she fell asleep a few minutes later. I only noticed because her praise of the pretty mountain views tapered off.

they’re so cool

Don't tell my hypothetical therapist but I want to live a long happy life so that I can one day read the obituaries of people I hate. 😎⛱🌞

My face when a game I want to stream goes on sale on Steam on a random Monday morning. (I play it 4+ months later.)

Why do I keep sleeping in so late? I got stuff I want to do, and waking up at noon ain't helping!!

In before Kate McKinnon plays her on SNL this week.

I honestly have no idea if I'm on the autistic spectrum at all, but if I am, at least I know it's the Pokémon kind and not the alt right kind.

team rocket forming an R when they pose

It's so easy to be angry. I'm going to use it as motivation for the foreseeable future. I'm getting so much done. I'm running off flavored coffee and spite.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

and anyone telling you otherwise can shut the fuck up until the cows come home cuz this works and is the core foundation for how we build a mass resistance

My incredibly kind friend Rose has made a GoFundMe to help me recover from losing my entire home and belongings from the Eaton Fire. If you are able to help in any way, share this page, etc. it helps immensely and is deeply appreciated. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/adri-saved...

Let me see if I got it right... Trump calls for a tiktok ban 4 years ago because the Zuck lobbied ~8 million dollars to do so. 4 years of warnings to TikTok go by and Supreme Court upholds ban. TikTok bans the app for 1 day and then says that "actually Trump saved it"?? Are we all that stupid??

Lebrons James reportedly forgot to add additional sockets to his unique before using a Vaal orb

I played a half life 2 mod on stream today. I thought it would be dead. We had like double the amount I expected. Very epic.

Mindfulness Exercise: Put down the phone, take a deep breath. Put $100 on black, watch the ball spin, lose it all, it's okay roulette sucks anyway put $200 on blackjack, hit, you bust, it's okay blackjack is for nerds, sports gambling, $900 on chiefs, they win, make it all back. Pick up the phone.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Coding projects for dumb stream ideas is so much more fun than editing videos haha (I am being a bad boy who ignored one project for another one)

Pick Six on Nick

just made the craziest wheel app with @messytwitch.bsky.social