Missing Middle Will Cause Sewage To Splatter On Median Signs?

Some people are blaming the heat. Some are blaming Trump's economy. One may blame the decrease (?!?) in public safety. Whatever the cause, this is the weakest sign peeping season in #ArlingtonVA in years. Still a few weeks left though...

The count now stands at 14!

Fresh signs for the 4th!

In lieu of a real Clement Sign Museum, the crew at Signs By DeVita congratulates Audrey Clement on her 17th campaign, this time for Arlington County Board. And don't worry, Ms. Farnam, we'll salute you next cycle. You're not yet in the Perennial Club.

Is there a museum of Clement signs?

The count now stands at 10, with one of those being reused from the previous campaign.

You are most welcome!

The count so far this season is 9.

What the actual fuck hahahahahahahahahaha

Are we… dare I say… making Arlington great again?

Greetings all. DeVita sign peeping season is upon us. Reply with your favorites. Let's collect 'em all. Bonus thanks for whomever captures a photo of the man himself planting a sign (ideally the sign that implies Arlington is not already the greatest county in Virginia).

Let the games begin, #ArlingtonVA!

@arlingtonaf.com Just saying, Arlington Autonomous Media is well positioned to produce a Listers-like documentary for campaign signs?

The DeVita campaign is really missing an opportunity by not using the campaign off-season to hold a sign design competition. There's lots of creatives around #ArlingtonVA. 100 signs or bust!

Also sprach DeVita

Then the #ArlingtonVA County Board said, “Let there be signs,” and there were signs.

Coming soon to the streets of #ArlingtonVA, sign #31

Banning Median Signs WILL NOT Create Affordable Housing.

Who's got a photo of a long abandoned Devita sign in the snow?

There's a fine Halloween costume idea lurking in this sign...

#ArlingtonVA may be the smallest self-governing county in the country, but we can boast 3 hardy perennials. Welcome back, Mr. Rives.

SignsByDevita is honoring Audrey Clement in recognition of her 16th run for elected office in #ArlingtonVA. Please enjoy this new piece titled "The Eternal Struggle."

BREAKING NEWS!

Until next time...

DeVita voters - June 18th is right around the corner.

Two weeks until election day. Is he saving the very best signs for last? 30 and counting...

The winner has been determined. "The Missing Middle Will Cause Flooding And Also Cause Sewage To Back Up Into Your Home" Several weeks remain in the campaign. Keep your eyes open for new signs. #ArlingtonVA

With ~32 hours of voting remaining, Sewage is beating Tree Canopy in a landslide. Vote today. Link in pinned post. And continue to report new sign sightings. With a few weeks left in the campaign, we could still see some new ones. #ArlingtonVA

BREAKING NEWS: Signs 29 and 30 have been spotted. Your view of long commutes because some folks do not like "density" may differ and you may realize a duplex does no more to destroy a "leafy green suburb" than a McMansion, but here they are in all their misguided glory. Thanks for reporting!

And then there were two - championship round underway! The Missing Middle Will Cause Flooding And Also Cause Sewage To Back Up Into Your Home vs The Missing Middle Will Increase Traffic, Make It Impossible To Find Parking, And Destroy The Tree Canopy Sewage or Tree Canopy? Vote today #ArlingtonVA

Audrey's got a ways to go to catch up to meme king James DeVita. Remember to go vote in the final four. Link in the pinned post.

Pick your plague: sewage or rabid foxes? Tribute sign from ARLnow's Password1234!

Final Four: Fight for South Arlington vs. The Missing Middle Will Cause Flooding And Also Cause Sewage To Back Up Into Your Home The Missing Middle Will Increase Traffic, Make It Impossible To Find Parking, And Destroy The Tree Canopy vs There Is Nothing More Important Than Educating Our Children!

Twenty-Eight and Counting. #ArlingtonVA www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uk7...

Round 2 is done. The round 3 matchups (abbr.) are below. The search for the 29th sign continues. #ArlingtonVA Save the Suburbs vs Fight for South Arlington Fight Gentrification vs Sewage Backup Destroy The Tree Canopy vs Six Unit Condos Better Ways vs Educating Our Children Vote in round 3 today!

Not only does he fight for South Arlington and to protect our federal workers, he also fights crime and gentrification.

PSA: Do not steal DeVita signs. If you must steal a sign, steal a DeVito sign that says "Steal this Sign", but only if you are certain you can steal it intact!

Tribute signs are just popping up all over.

Second round is underway. A tough match between help the hungry and sewage back-up is brewing.

A new tribute sign.

The Missing Middle Will Not Create Affordable Housing.

I Oppose the County Board's Plan for the Hotel Pentagon Project!

Technically this is sign #26, but is can be viewed as an edit to the earlier, wordier sign: "The Missing Middle Will Not Create Affordable Housing! Prices For The New Units Exceed One Million Dollars! Don't Put Six Unit Condo Buildings In Single Family Neighborhoods." The official count remains 25.

A 26th sign has been reported by a reputable source. No photo yet. Stay tuned...

Ah, listen to the campaign echos Ah, listen to the campaign echos Jimmy DeVita Plants a new sign by the church where a funeral has been It wasn't for him Knocks on a front door Handing out cards that he keeps in his moist front pocket Who will take it?

Don't forget to vote for your favorite signs in the first round of JD Madness.

BREAKING NEWS: late model DeVita signs claim to include tracking chips!

Lots of energy around DeVita, but still no confirmed 26th sign.

In lieu of a 26th sign, how about some JD Madness? 24 signs, 5 rounds, seeded alphabetically. "Livability is Key" was omitted as too self-aggrandizing. Rounds end each Friday through May 30th, when the winner will be declared. www.polltab.com/bracket-poll...