i don't want to follow my dreams. bad things happen there 😒

something, something, damn lies, etc.

does ivar's shrimp count as "fast food"?

people always ask me why i drink so much iced coffee. i actually have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce it’s own iced coffee. so i have to make my own and drink it every single day.

went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and walking back to bed i fell asleep and ran into the wall

I say this with ill will and animosity: if you hate democratic voters, then please don’t expect our support. Don’t beg for our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteering. Don’t use our labor. Don’t ask democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your party and then refuse to listen to them.

basically me

heresy!

happy "I have that motherfucker's number blocked" and "pack of cigarettes heritage day" to all who observe

*scrying, screaming, screwing up*

the only people im celebrating today

post insane barely remembered book covers from your childhood gee, i wonder why 😳

there is a holiday coming up that celebrates a certain kind of parent. its complicated for me because i haven't spoken to them in 6 years. today i heard an ad for a holiday sale and whenever they said the name of the holiday the word before 'day' just sounded like gibberish.

cop once wrote me a ticket for failure to stop at a sign that i 100% stopped at. went to the court date prepared to fight it. they never called my name. at the end the judge asked if there was anyone else so i showed my summons. they had no record of it. the cop never filed his copy.

a middle eastern grocery near me was raided a few years ago on charges of "SNAP fraud" which meant the shop let someone use SNAP to buy a cheap metal teakettle to brew their tea.

explain your @ mostly just my name -ish

beautiful

that's some @scalzi.com -ass (complementary) thinking

must be canadian

as someone who knew at 5 years old but didn't transition until 3 decades later it would have saved me a lot of trauma

i googled "can a man get a vaginoplasty if he's not trans?"

today in 'do men even like women?'

i dont know if its flattering or not but a girl in highschool said i reminded her of Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life

wait!?! i was supposed to stop being stupid and useless? 😳

happy pride!

in commander keen its where you find the dopefish

saw a guy saying beans on toast is not good. immediately blocked him because that is someone with a fetish for getting yelled at.

she's beautiful

reminder for pride. i don't want you to be my new parent. i want my own fucking parents but they're bigoted pieces of shit.

literally the bare fucking minimum. fuck him

aw, thought maybe they were rebooting the Cube fims

i love her

"It doesn't matter that you've got that stupid accent, or that your bits are different to my bits, because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind."

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

fix your heart or die

this is why my feelings about whether or not i wish i could've realized i was trans sooner are so complicated. like would it have been better to know but have no way to deal with it or is it better that i didn't know what everything i was feeling meant?

what the fuck is this ableist shit!?!

wouldn't let me go to the restroom. i held it as long as i could. held it for hours. was still desperately trying to hold it as i pissed myself.

i was a queer rural teen. the best case scenario if i had come out was conversation therapy or being homeless and miles from the closest town.

when i was 7 i told my parents i wanted to vote for michael dukakis because the boy who sat next to me on the school bus was named michael. they told me dukakis wanted my mom to have to get a job instead of taking care of us kids. bush was elected and my mom had to get a job.

went to a seafood restaurant down by the water today and had a smoked salmon melt and lobster style fries topped with cheese sauce, brown butter and lobster meat. it was like a seafood poutine. so delicious 🤤

Good Times burgers in Colorado used to have a dessert where they blended a literal slice of apple pie into a cup of frozen custard. rip Caramel Apple Pie Spoonbender

What, you aren't ready for your close-up? DeMille issue 🙄

she was ensconced in their velvety folds. heat and pressure pushed in from all sides.

Sunday Noast 🤤

Abnormal + Animal in heat + Pathological Waste

the girl who took me to prom died in a car wreck 4 months later got laid off from a job i hated just 3 months after getting hired not getting approved for the vacation days i needed to go to a music festival with my roommate

i have a hoodie that i love because its really comfortable. but it doesn't have a pocket which is a glaring omission. should i try to sew one on?

lets flammin goooo!!!!! #MagicaRiot