That mofo wearing BEIGE pants and BROWN shoes 😡

Strange that this definitely happened yet I can find no record of it anywhere.

- ZOIDS (specifically the EU version that had a whole back story and was rad as hell) - WipEout - 6 seasons of antigravity racing drama on Apple TV - The New Accelerator - adapting HG Wells going hard with Victorian bullet-time baby!!

This not only zigged, it also zagged.

They just added a billion dollars to the box office.

Baby Jane Doe should get the Emmy.

Not only could I not be a doctor, I can't even watch people pretend to be doctors.

Hell yeah

You'll be making "man-e-faces" on the toilet

Don’t ask me why there’s a video of everything in Little House on the Prairie exploding, just watch it. youtu.be/MC44ELak1Pw?...

Well well well

I let out a little Tommy Squeaker

I misread a headline about Paddington every day until I forget.

If he’s not tough on crime then explain this

Werner Herzog’s biography is all like “My younger brother broke both legs falling from an apple tree while exploring the Alps. He laughed it off. It reminded me of a Mesopotamian poem about the inventor of the clay pot.”

Why won’t Hollywood take my pitch for a Ghostbusters movie with a giant Dan Ackroyd kaiju terrorizing New York? What are they scared of?

The cat’s out of the bag gamesbeat.com/ninja-kiwi-i...

Guys, I love so many of you. Today of all days, I suggest you take Agent Dale Cooper’s advice - advice that sounds suspiciously like it came from the lips of David Lynch himself. Give yourself a present today. After all, tomorrow could be even less normal than today. Love y’all.

Haha. Also: fuck this.

Never noticed how severely “Cronkite” is a Pokémon name.

I suddenly realized I have friends named Leo, Raph AND Michelangelo. I just need a Donatello!

It’s not a boycott, it’s a mancott.

Meta Is Livestreaming His Public Execution On June 15 - How To Watch

Buffy reboot getting cancelled at Hulu just because of one exec, Count Orloff Von Alucardov.

DLSS 5 is an Art Direction On/Off button.

Hell yeah. That’s what I’m talking about.

Your box arrived, but your chair didn’t (yet).

There's no way men can read 2000 books a week, that's insane. Totally unfair.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

omg

Independence Day. I thought we were getting a big screen alien invasion like V but instead we got a fucken cheesefest.

Check this out!

[Ralph Wiggum voice]: I broke my PC

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

One side effect of the AI art apocalypse is I’ve been drawing for fun again. The pressure is off now, right? You don’t have to be the greatest artist in the world, you just have to be you. The struggle is fun. The mistakes are all mine. I’m having a blast.

Related: Nickelodeon just passed on two projects. :(

MY VIRTUAL BOY STORY: Since it was never released in the UK i had to buy it when I was on holiday in Orlando. It was selling on clearance for $25 brand new and I had to stuff it in my suitcase. That's basically the story, because I sure as hell didn't play once I owned it. The end.

*gulp*

I got the perfect credit score! I completed capitalism!

This is what gamers demand

omg

I'm thrilled to announce I just did one of these yesterday. No ragrets.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire spotted at a #SuperBowl party with Ice Cube performing

Hey look! I animated a thing and it's getting views! God bless Google and the algo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndAH...

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