dynamic runtime code modification is actually something that can be so personal

Erica at parties bingo: - pictures of my bunny (free space) - have you read Hands of the Emperor? - we're a digital rights nonprofit. like the ACLU for the internet! - oh no, I don't personally handle our AI work so I couldn't say - like when skateboarders go in bowls and ramps? but on rollerskates

Tried to prep for calling my parents this weekend by checking what Fox News has to say and let me just say: I do not recommend doing this.

⭐Achievement unlocked ⭐ Used super glue without getting any on my fingers (I used gloves)

Ok that's not even the real pull quote imo, it's this quote by a parent unintentionally illustrating how social media is not the problem here www.postguam.com/news/world/t...

I was going to make a joke about age verification but meta literally uses happy birthday posts so it turns out this is too real to be funny

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

chat, I'm locking in. time to cook.

Obviously this should be called hosting an Executive Function

can't believe I'm going to have to buy this, I don't even like dune

1 IKEA play tunnel + highlighter orange poly poplin from Discount Fabrics + 3 hours of frantic sewing = making my dreams come true

My "LLMs do not reason" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

just realized all these posts are saying Riyadh, not R'lyeh, and there's a real event that actually happened

ugh I've had Marina and the Diamonds in my head all week which is so annoying because, like, yeah I AM satisfied with an average life

These are $21 each at Michaels (Haunted Woman and Creepy Man Wall Décor by Ashland) and yes I'm considering it

so I'm thinking about getting another balcony plant

It has just occurred to me that this adorable bunny jar I got as a gift is probably meant for drugs. What are alternative things to fill it with, seeking both right and wrong answers

I hope they didn't bother making any other trailers for this because I don't know that I've ever seen a more perfect clip that has convinced me to find the film and watch it

Actually tackling my physical TBR for once, and you know what, Hellblazer still has it. No idea what's going on in the rest of the series, this came from a discount bin run a bit back, but even this single issue -- 🤌

Saw parkour spelled "parkor" today, I think David Belle would be proud

There are two types of people: 🫂 react emoji users and 💀 react emoji users

I realized I have some opinions I must share. To start: this intersection should have been a roundabout

@lhn.bsky.social love the whatsapp article -- any chance "encrtyped" could be fixed to "encrypted"?

girls will say "i needed this" and the activity literally requires protecting all major joints and the head

"you should really congratulate [person whose number you don't have] on [accomplishment you were not aware of]"

*awkwardly meeting a new poly trio* so which one of you is the butcher...? the baker...?

7 word horror story: "amendment in the nature of a substitute"

Lets replace search with "AI" then! Totally logical if you ask me. Even more worth it when you know they're exponentially overtaking the airline industry in their carbon footprint. Study: www.cjr.org/tow_center/w...

listen idk what goes on in your body but my bones are pretty wet, personally

dotting your eyes and crossing your teeth

My eyeshadow game yesterday was so good, nothing in this world can stop me

I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!

Hold on, these books everyone loves are about an imperial cop who learns the lesson "don't hold back from exercising your over the top carte blanche authority in the course of an investigation even if it makes you feel awkward?"

You definitely warned me and I still didn't see that coming

Yesssssss new danielle cain, the book series that most accurately depicts what anarchist meetings are like

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Happy anniversary to my bunny's gotcha day! Four years ago I was at the bunny shelter and then settling her in, blissfully unaware of anything happening in the larger world

Unpopular opinion but I do not approve of the word "doggo." That is not a standard American English word alteration, it makes it sound like you're pretending to be Australian. Actual Australians are of course allowed to use it with impunity and no hit to their vibe score but that's it.

hey, guess what ukdefencejournal.org.uk/classified-f...

Ok wait are we implying that the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch watches over you or are we asking it who watches over you, ie implying that we are willing to watch over the canary?

My son is in first grade at a school that just banned phones. A parent of one of his classmates sent out an email asking if anyone wants to talk about our kids and digital safety. Welllll.... ask a T&S expert about social media policy and you'll get a LOT of words! 🧵1 of who knows how many

Update after a day Pro: stops you from eating the chili oil directly from the jar with a spoon Con: stops you from eating the chili oil directly from the jar with a spoon

Making chili oil in the morning because I ran out last night Pros: - house smells amazing - chili oil eggs - yum yum Cons: - now I need to not eat this entire jar in one day

Finally, there are enough people here to post regularly. This way my posts will be lost in the aether and unnoticed, absolutely zero chance of fame or making new friends. Just how I like my social media to be.

I'm not doing "retail therapy" or "stress shopping," I'm "making optimal fiscal decisions based on expected upcoming tariffs"

duralex picardie was first made in 1927, but this show takes place in 1883. it's been the wirecutter pick since 2014 so obviously I recognize it, despite not actually owning any. this must be how fashion people feel about anachronistic dress styles. anyway it's a good show regardless (lidia poët)