A good night’s sleep is the best energy drink, but sadly, my fridge is empty 😔

If you don’t moan and whimper when stretching, what’s the point?!

Got some prescription sunglasses (and chopped off the hair color)!

As bad as toxic masculinity is, it sure did give me an excuse to ogle the ripped beefcakes in video games growing up and feel like I wasn’t going to get caught

Ballston

You’ll know if I’m being impersonated if I don’t do three little taps on the can before I open it

Where have open-ear earbuds been all my life?!?!

Now that I have adult money, I’m mainly using it to get all the tech I always wanted growing up and couldn’t afford and it’s so fun to use them all :3

It’s windy as fuck today so please remember to weigh down your twinks!

Zune HD and Sony XM4s are a legendary combo 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

The Zune HD I got has phantom touch screen presses that’ll either max out the volume or skip back several tracks repeatedly 🙃

Sodabriety (and fizzy waterbriety) is going great! I haven’t felt bloated since! 😌

Ordered a Zune HD :3

I understand creators need to change the thumbnail of a YT video a few times to get more clicks, but changing the name of the video entirely has me really confused as to what the video is even about. And I’m thus less likely to watch it.

Bulk this! Cut that! Blah! I’m going for muscle chonk lol :3

The new Laika film looks so goooood!

A flex (allegedly)

I finally went to the German speaking group and I was scared I wouldn’t be able to remember how to speak, but it’s all coming back to me like second nature 🥲

Jumping back and forth between machines every other set is fine and all if you have your own home gym, but don’t do that shit at the shared gym 🙄

Is it just me or have AussieBums gotten boring?

Snapchat needs to chill with all the notifications designed to get people to use the app. It’s my most used app by far. I don’t need them 🙄

I hate how hitting shuffle doesn’t actually shuffle :/

Gotta say, I like the title of my new short story :3

No Razer, you cannot have access to every keystroke! I just want to change the colors of my mouse! 😡

Sheep Detectives made me tear up y’all 🥺

Sucks that we are all born with a cool skeleton inside us but no one gets to see it until after we are dead.

Today I’m returning to the gym in full force! 😤 Gonna do the smaller Anytime with fewer machines I like in the begging of the week, and the bigger gym towards the end of the week when it’s less busy and the machines I like are more available 📝

I’m still working on my first erotica idea (ballooned into something bigger than originally intended), but two more raunchy ideas hit me recently and I kinda wanna start writing them :3

Okay no more tattoos (for now!). I need to get back to the gym!

Happy Hump Day from the archives! I can still handle packages like a pro 😜

My new tattoo may be upside down to every one else, but it’s right side up to me 🥰

It’s my day! 🥳

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala.

Happy Star Wars day y'all. Also The Last Jedi was really good actually.

Stumbled on an in great condition PS Vita! Luckily, I just got a refund on an e-reader, so now I have another hand held :3

The sodabriety starts once again 🚫🥤

Is the new mid life crisis getting a mullet?

I had to resist the urge to get a Litten plush sooooo bad when I picked up Saros yesterday 😩🔥🐈‍⬛

🍑😈🕳️ (Snap friends may find an uncensored version 🤭)

It’s so damn nostalgic holding a 360 controller again. My hands just fit so nicely 🥰

Too many gays on my Snapchat are named Nick, I can never kept track of who sends me stuff lol

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough https://theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-just-be-a-soybean-and-have-that-be-enough/

We drinking 🍻

How is Miyazaki fine with an animated Bloodborne movie, but not a simple remaster (frame rate + resolution boost)? I need to look more into the reporting that’s recently come out in regards to the Bloodborne remaster/remake discourse…

Ordered a new pair of glasses 🤓 I don’t hate my current ones, but I wanna spice things up a little since I’ve hand my current pair for a year now

Mac and cheese burgers go hard as fuck 🤤

Maybe a red chili breakfast burrito wasn’t the best food to have along with my PrEP + Doxy 😅

I need to stop impulse buying games. I got Pokopia and Marathon on impulse and have barely played more than 3 hours of each 😶

So far AirPods Max 2 >>> AirPods Pro 3

Heavily debating using my Q1 bonus to get Evanescence tickets…