Excited for all my plans this week that are friends coming over to watch different shows on my couch

Tim Hortons hash brown….

On the DeSoto case, WE KNOW!

Here for business and networking

Danielle trying not to get caught as a traitor

Kinda crazy to be shaking my thighs at you on the internet but these are crazy times we’re living in

None of my streamers work in Canada and I need the SLC reunion for my mental health

There’s a sandwich shop in Vancouver that I really can’t stop talking about/going to it’s called Number E and the breakfast sandwich is one of the best I’ve ever had

Being on Bluesky AND being in Canada I feel so pure of heart

Rachel Stevens serving cunt for 3 minutes and 14 seconds

Lethargy reaching critical levels

Keeping my windows cracked and my apartment so cold there’s no choice but to cuddle

“I’m a celebrity get me out of here” but it’s just me in the suburbs I grew up in for 5 days

“We listen we don’t judg—“

Do you have some sort of businesswoman special?

My Apple Music replay:

Name a video game you have 100+ hours of gameplay in

My cycle playlist so good

The shelves in my childhood bedroom…….I love myself

Sat my mother down yesterday afternoon and pressed play on episode one of real housewives ultimate girls trip and came into the tv room at midnight and finished the last episode with her.

Northern VIRGINIA 💜

So much space to hold

Saw wicked…..the way I will be holding space for those lyrics…….

And the homophobic cashier bullied me for it. And I didn’t care cuz this album STILL slaps so many bangers wow what a moment

Look for the girl with the broken smile

2 hands by Tate McRae so good and then I see Ryan Tedder in the writing credits

Tighty whitey was my nickname in college

My life is soooo much better without news push notifications. 😮‍💨

Listening to the 45 second clip of Lana’s new song Henry over and over again

Reading glasses? Uh…these are seeing glasses ❤️

Spent too much time alone with my thoughts tn

When my server brings me the food I ordered and it’s delicious

When my friends invite me to plans that were previously unbeknownst to me

A woman on the train having a full blown conversation with an imaginary person but she’s saying some really beautiful things

Celeste put her whole devil sponsored puthy into this banger

Dressed like this to click clack on a laptop and eat soup lol

Bought two cookies tonight, one for me and one for my friend but he didn’t want it

Remi Wolf opps:

When a blank Grindr profile sends me an image and I open it and it’s a screenshot for g a y s e x . C o m

My heart……grows stronger every day

Unplanned daily Barry’s for the last week…..

RHOBH today

“What’re you into” Me:

Sleep schedule in complete disrepair

Following people I don’t know only cuz people I like follow them