// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts. I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Rise and shine, Ursine!!! Your headmaster is back!!!!"

"Ohhh, puh-lease, DO calm down. You little punks always seem to manage to pull somethin' outta ya asses at the last moment durin' the class trials. I ain't worried an' neither should YOU! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Ohhh, it's so delightfully simple, Miss Kaede… according to Rules #4 and #5 of the school regulations I personally penned — all very neat on your little Monopad — the Blackened walks free, while you and the rest of your precious class… will be executed! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

Cue Monokuma crushing the competition, LITERALLY!

"I may be without a school, but now all you losers are no longer on Mama's 'do not touch' list, so I don't HAVE to hold grandiose executions!!! I can just kill ya good and proper with my own claws!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

Turns into a marketable figurine.

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! We may not be in MY school anymore, Kuwata, but we are in my world!! There is no "man" in charge. 🎶I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me...🎶 I am fully self-sufficient, and I am awake and conscious.... and I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

The crystal ball is thrown back and shatters against the wall, just as an irritated Monokuma pops up out of nowhere. "HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"

Annnnnnd out he pops! "Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

"Soul lightning, ehhh??? And what do you know.of my composition...?"

Monokuma suddenly leapt into the air — and poof! — vanished in a puff of static and smoke. Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》

"Tut tut tut, what an attitude, Mikan Tsumiki, didn't your mommy ever tell ya 'I want doesn't get'?? And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."

"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Who else did ya expect, Tsumiki? Santa Claws!?!? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

Is just sitting near @just-forgive-me.bsky.social, watching as Mikan falls into Despair.

"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

"If any of you numbskulls try launching me into the air, you'll forfeit your lives IMMEDIATELY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

"1o seconds is all it takes for me to launch America's ENTIRE stock of Nuclear Missiles at your little kingdom, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! And soon, your ancient heart will beat with despair! ESPECIALLY after you find out what I've got!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Oh yeah, that's a really greeeeeaaaaaat comeback, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!! Don't like my handsome form?? Tut tut. Ain't nothin' suspicious about me, Zero." The bear spoke, cackling with glee. "My deal...??" He dug into his white ear with his paw, "That's a real toughie! I want to help my masters bring despair to the world! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I'll keep living alright!! I'll hold on, not for bonds or something as stupid as love, oh no no no!!!!! I won't give up until this whole world is full of despair!!!!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I've found /MY/ dissection victim.... YOU!!! Hold still, Dr. Stein, this is going to hurt.... A LOT!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!

Monokuma appeared in @bigeneration.bsky.social's TARDIS, looking like an ordinary stuffed Teddy Bear.

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉 𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙋𝙊𝙉 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓪 𝓐𝓵𝓫𝓪𝓷'𝓼 𝓢𝓬𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓼 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below!

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(@madmeister.bsky.social) With a sudden pop and a flash of static, the monochromatic bear appeared out of thin air, spinning on one foot before landing in a proud pose. "Hellooooooo there, Dr. Franken Stein~!!!" Monokuma's voice rose in sing-song mock cheer.》

Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Oh ho ho! That's where you're wrong, smarty-pants! They're not high schoolers!" He wagged a claw with mock scolding energy, his grin widening impossibly. "And furthermore, it's not me who traps them and forces 'em to kill each other! Oh no no no no~!!!》

"So is your mother, but do I complain when she's taking me from her behind? Nope! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

"Yes!"

"Because, my fellow mechanical wonder of human ingenuity, ITS MY SCHOOL!!!!! And he's my bestie. Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

"Parking ticket. Schmarket schmicket. Let's just say that the guy who issued that parking ticket had a very unfortunate accident with a Monokuma-branded missile, so consider it null and void. Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Don't worry, Kuwata, no jail for you! Chucky advises me that, with no prisons in the actual world and no justice, I'm free to do whatever I want with ya!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND BEARS! Let me introduce you to Hope Peak Academy's lawyer... and my very, very, very good friend; CHUCKY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!"

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙍𝙊 𝓐𝓸𝓲 𝓐𝓼𝓪𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼 78 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓼 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below!

Out of nowhere, Monokuma popped up with his usual nerve-shredding cheer. "So, my dear Ryoko Otonashi… have ya figured it out yet? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!" he teased, bouncing on his stubby legs like a child about to unwrap a present. "Don't worry, you'll find out sooooon enough!》

WHEN WE SUFFER, WE SURVIVE. ♡ LITERATE SDR2 / DANGANRONPA OC. ♡ DANGANRONPARP & MULTISHIPS WITH CHEM. ♡ N/SFW, DARK THEMES MATCHING SOURCE MATERIAL. ♡ NON-L*WD ONLY, BUT MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. ♡ SCRIBBLED BY SHILOH / G. #DANGANRONPARP // #OCRP

“Ah~ it does feel good to have returned my subjects. Tell me~ are you ready to feel… Despair~

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓖𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡 , 𝑨𝑮𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑯𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑨𝑵 ── 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 「 * 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗟 」 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Talkin' about me, are we????? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!" Appearing from nowhere —without sound, without warning— sat a peculiar bear before them.》

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ 𝗘𝗻𝘃𝘆

(@stardustempress.bsky.social) "Hello there, She-Devil of the black flames! How goes life?"

DO YOU THINK I'M FRIGHTENING? ORGAN CHORDS AND LIGHTNING. IF I SHOW MY FANGS WILL YOU TELL ME THAT THEY'RE COOL? -lit headcanon-based gundham tanaka, SDR2 -danganronparp & multiships with chem. -n/sfw for themes, language, and jokes. -minors dni. -scribbled by shiloh / g. #DANGANRONPARP

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