"My name? The Doctor. My rank? Doctor. My intention? Fun."

"You like space? And time travel?"

"What if I could show you something absolutely mind-blowing? Would that change your mind?"

⠀ · ࣪ ⊹ 𓂃 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ

"It seems I must reintroduce myself. I am The Doctor. A Time Lord from Gallifrey. The Oncoming Storm. I am the knight of time and space and any and all threats to time and space end here and now. Any plans of conquest? Forget 'em. Any plans of destruction? Not gonna happen.

"Oh, lesbian angst. Does my hearts in."

"Whew. You have been THROUGH it, girl!"

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"I AM a nosy Time Lord."

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"Oh, me."

"It's an amazing thing to say I have a Tardis in my church," said a vicar, marvelling at the blue Doctor Who police box in the courtyard. #DoctorWho www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"RUBY ROSE! AHHHHH! Oh, I'm a huge fan!"

"I love Earth. It's so amazingly contradictory!"

ugh 1. They aren't alive. 2. They aren't sentient. 4. No one should give a fuck. 3. Stop anthropomorphising stupid word guessing machines. *screenshot because I'm not linking to this crap

"Barry. Think of something calming. Or someone."

"Everyone deserves a chance to do what's right."

"But maybe you can prove me wrong."

"Not a name that inspires trust."

"But let's take it back to you. Who are you and why are you interested in the TARDIS?"

"Box breathing. Inhale for five, hold for five, let it out for five, and then inhale again."

"Isn’t it?"

"But I'm always impressed by it."

"Just. Relax."

"Shapeshifting. Nice."

He holds his sonic screwdriver up. "Extradimensional energy."

"Barry! Chill, love. You're gonna drive yourself crazy with this. Alright? Breathe. Look. I know you're concerned about what I do. I get that. But you need to learn to trust me. Okay? I need you to understand where I'm coming from. You're doing an amazing job as The Flash, loves.

"Time and space were all askew. Had to fix that. It wasn't cause of me, by the way. Yes, it was by my enemies cause they were afraid of me and all that, but still."

"Easy to say. Hard to prove."

"And I know bad guys when I see them."

"Boundaries."

"I have recreated your universe's Big Bang, for one. Restarted your universe."

"Barry! I'm over a billion years old, honey! Trust me. I'm a Doctor."

"I do my best. I don't always get it right. But I do what I do because it's right. I try to be kind."

He's a Time Lord! Oldest civilization in the universe.

The Doctor's been doing this since before the Milky Way's Singularity had formed.

Instructions unclear. Or ignored, would be more apropos.

//Find it. Block it. Report it. Make it miserable. Trust me, you should know why this inferior being is problematic.

"Sonic Screwdriver."

"I'm glad to see the House of El is still alive."

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

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"A Wey-Yu synth! Ah!"

"Who is my new scary friend?"

"Everything. You'd be surprised the things they'll give doctorates for."