Touring around Oregon

You can tell your love is genuine if it makes you cut their sandwiches on a bias

I love learning the topology of my friends

u Gotta be sincere. irony and disingenuousness are the whimsy killers

Just got a signed order from a judge making my name change official!!

Repost: Full View Batch Commission for @yiff.forsale

I misread this as "thirtiest girl in the world" and immediately went this is so me....

Slightly late to repost this but thank u so much again

Hey everyone! It's me, JuveloMoth! :]

Mixed up the Bahamas and the Caribbean in front of my Jamaican boywife and his friends I have never felt so American

Play Outer Wilds

Happy pride month! Sparkle on ✨🌈 -B

I've been getting a lot of math videos pumped into my feed lately and now I think the axiom of choice is evil

Just sent the transgender Seinfeld Tumblr posts in a server full of cis male gays and they haven't said anything, pray for me

DON'T IGNORE THE MESSAGE, ANSWER THE CALL. 🤙

semi-regular "please follow @ap.brid.gy " post. it will let people on Mastodon and the fediverse see your posts which is W for the open web (most of the annoying people from these places don't subscribe to the bridge so don't worry about running into Those types of people)

spend one (1) hour on it and you’ll be thinking “ah that’s fuckin stupid what you NEED to be doing is replacing the leek with the picnic basket and upgrading all of your spades to chunky cards” or similar

Just got Sarah, Rivkah, Leah, and Rachel'd at Shabbat by my mom and my dad looked at her and went "stop that" and I thought it was very funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉 @fringession.bsky.social

Happy birthday @fringession.bsky.social ! ! ! ! ! ! 🍰🎂🥮🍥 I invited Bingo over to pick up the cake, but did he really have to roll up in the Bingo Blimp? That thing has such a weird shape, it can't be safe to fly...

Heartbreaking: a friend just purchased a windows license

This is a callout post I was sleeping in call with my boyfriend and left and rejoined and he woke up because he thought I was a skeleton making bone sounds at him

The duality of cat

I love depicting my friends!!!! (@juvelo.moth.pet and @beebs.sokks.net) #Splotchart

I hope more people start doing this, I like being able to read posts from both sites in one app

i'm watching a bunch of people move to Bluesky because of the new Twitter changes, which is great! but i'm still in love with Mastodon. it's so much better than 🟦☁️. it already supports everything, and it has privacy! private accounts/follows/likes/etc! all configurable too …

Phone screen repair out of warranty: $500 Large bottle of distilled water: $2

meow

I got some very cool stickers from @luavixen.bsky.social so I put them on magnet backing and cut them out Vikkers

In honor of the mob vote opening today