well in my defense i haven’t seen a book FLY before , so .

@dfective.bsky.social hey you kinda look like me

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fine , fine ~ — i’ll behave . ( planting a kiss on her cheek ) starting / now / ,

. . . yeah , well . whatever — work on your ‘ saving people ‘ skills , you screwed up my arm when you were ‘ saving ‘ me . 🙄 ( looking her up and down ) . uh huh .

* / GRABBING YOU. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CIRCE ANHST.

june he’s upset if i / breathe /

* / in all fairness you can always add someone else later on !! i will always go feral over your new muse so whoever you add im gonna go batshit insane

no . . ? why would i want that

* / WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CUOOSE BETWEEJ THEM I LOGE THEM BOTH SO MUCH WHAT KIND OF CRUEL JOKE IS THIS

do you / seriously / think anything he does at this point is gonna stop me ? this is three years of solid pining dude elias could rip the xylem and phloem from my body and i’d STILL be here

the job that you royally screwed up , right ? and managed to hurt your wing ? 🤨 wow yeah GREAT going they should give you a promotion

… / yet / . you wanna kiss me so bad don’t you juniper

im gonna continue our thread on here and you are going to regret every leaving pixie hollow

margarita

* / IM GONNA FYCKIN THROW YP /POS

me rn :

@scoutsarcher.bsky.social * / CHAE EVHAR WCHASE CHASE CHASE IM LITERALLY FROTHINT AT THE MOUJT RIGUT NOW OH MY TOD C HAEW$!!!!!1!!11! CHASE!!!!!!!1!11’nq

/ thank / you . ( clearing throat )

can i go back to having a mental breakdown or did you need me for something

* / LOOKING AT YOU WITH MY BIG ROUND SOGGY WET BROWN EYES . BESTIE…..

anyways i’m not ASKING her to marry me i’m just saying when i inevitably DO

oh hey nymh ~ ! anyways ( mmmm whatcha saaaaay )

you would know about that wouldn’t you

GUYS JUNIPER IS BREAKING UP WITH ME ON THE TIMELINE

well that’s going to make me proposing / really / awkward

i dunno sometimes they make out with each other does that count

THERE’S GONNA BE A SEASON FOUR ??? callie girl we can’t keep doing this …

have you SEEN how many bitches i have on twitter dot com

in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there

oh . okay , um . BOOO CALLIE YOU FUCKING SUCK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ BOOOOOO YOUR . HAIR IS OUTDATED BOOOOO

( under his breath ) fuck that’s so cool

DO YOU EVEN GO HERE .

WHOO YEAH FUCK IT UP CALLIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

oh i’m sorry what movie are you in again ??? what was the name of your feature film ?? funny i cant seem to remember it

i know but i have to think of something i can give him without him wanting me dead . which he’ll want either way but we’re trying to / minimize / that ~ ,

THEN WATCH MY FUCKING MOVIE MAN except fast forward through all the parts that M.K. is in . and also the parts that i’m in

exactly . not your right one though , that one always lies . as ronin said , “ within you are two nipples — one always lies , one always tells the truth . 1 corinthians 6:15 “

not to you . because you don’t listen . ( putting his hand on shep’s left titty , ) you have to listen — from / here / .

thank you ! now — your dads birthday . do you know of anything i could get him that would show , “ hey ; i tolerate you at best . have the day you deserve . “

he said “ mi meep muh - mi “ . obviously .