— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august

— @borealisreina.bsky.social God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot. It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.

firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room

sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue

Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.

ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.

the in-laws are here pack it up

OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN

i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out

personal muppet ranking 1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment) 2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying) 3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)

( horrified ) YOUR DICK?

okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.

how do you feel about charades. just curious

I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

jesus christ. this again

the apartment didn't come with one of those

need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space

yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation

quit using the m word

yes that’s why i said it? keep up

springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man

GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE

in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there

space jam

if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you

WHAT????

speak up

who the hell is ronin. what the fuck are you talking about right now

from my nipple??

that doesn't MEAN ANYTHING

okay wise guy why don't you go ahead and tell me what he said then

HE WAS MUMBLING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

could you. repeat that

Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually tried one of those in all the time I've worked here. You might be onto something. I'll report back on the sanity increase. Or decrease. Time will tell.

I'll be honest, that's not the easiest question to answer

does anybody else see a Sanity meter in the top left corner of their vision at all times or is that just me

maybe i’d be willing to buy that people in the fucking 1300s or whatever thought that but i am not taking fucking Hair over a damn advil IT’S NOT A PASTRY.

the what? no, i don’t want your / hair /, that’s disgusting. i don’t know where it’s been. i’m talking about arthritis, for god’s sake, not MY joints.

i dunno, what do you think joint pain tastes like? i’m getting coffee vibes

i'm gonna try and let you down real gently with this one, alright

...what exactly do you think arthritis IS

uh, yeah, that's called arthritis.

|| CALLIE WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA

NICHOLAS SHEPARD. — an original character. 18+, selective. by august