Why, lad, you've appeared to have gotten a run-in with a dragon!

And isn't it fun? Wonderful, what a little magic and imagination can do. Now, Book please;[tapping his cane on the ground once] be at ease! [It flutters back to the ground and stops flying] ...Would you fancy a whirl? I'm sure the Book won't mind granting a ride.

You appear as though to have seen a ghost, lad.

"Magic is as plain sailing-" he opens a book, giving a small breath to the pages, "as breathing a little life into something." And then he let's go of the dusty tome, which starts to flap in the air and flutter about.

violence and war...the options of single-cellee brutes

Finicky, yes, but like all jewels a sight to behold. I'm told these had dwelled in the Crystal Caves. I simply had to visit after discovering they had a 'Fantasy Cave' there - a 'virtual simulation' of a jewel filled cave. VIRTUAL!! Imagine that!

I would surely hope I'm magical! Be difficult to use magic if I weren't, boy!

Hm? Oh, it's just a sli - oh, come on out already! - where were we... a slight ma - OOF-! [tumbling backward as a few gems plop out] Ah! There! Little scoundrels prefer the dark, you see... Now, come here! [Cue gems hopping into his hands!]

Oh, Nymh, Bermuda is delightful this time of year! [Reaching into his sleeve] I have a few things to show from my tri - oh, blasted thing won't get out-!

I've been dreadfully cursed, unfortunately, with butterfingers, and have been unsuccessful in its removal. Hence why I wear these magical flesh-colored gloves for the time being.

"It's up to you how far you go. If you don't try, you'll never know!" Merlin, from Disney's Sword in the Stone ✒Selective ✒Low activity ✒SFW, possible dark themes/suggestive content Written by Prinny