Pizzagate: the call is coming from inside the (White) house

Three teenagers are standing on the corner of Market and 22nd NW in Ballard holding handwritten signs and shouting “ICE OUT” I am so proud of them I actually cried (and clapped for them)

Virginia…you are a bedrock of democracy Our founding fathers met there and several lived there You can help save democracy and make them so proud

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... STOP asking Melinda about Bill Gates being in the Epstein files She left him She is not/was never responsible for him She's also a victim of his disgusting behavior If you want to ask a woman about her husband being in the files, may I introduce you to MELANIA?

To every man or a woman who has ever asked “why didn’t she just leave?” I give you exhibit a: Donald Trump and America We are being gaslit, financially abused, emotionally abused, and physically abused And we are doing everything we can to get out while trying to just survive the next day

Microsoft stock price going UP after what we learned about Gates is disgraceful Bring. Them. All. Down!!!

It’s 57° and sunny in Seattle It feels like it’s mid 60s Are we having the best weather in the country right now?

A woman at the deli just ordered “enough turkey for 3 sandwiches” She looked like she was about a size 2 and probably weighed 115 pounds… The guy she asked looked like he’s probably 200–220 and about 5‘8“ I think she’s gonna get enough turkey for way more than 3 sandwiches

I know it’s the most minor thing… But I’m legitimately embarrassed that it is officially called the “big beautiful bill“ and banks and tax companies have it referred to that way on their websites

years ago, a marketing expert taught a group of us that shame is the powerful emotion to get people to act If only Trump and his MAGA army could feel shame

 imagine HOW racist you would have to be to be pro – ICE right now

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

0 Days since I opened Slack from my dock when I meant to open Chrome

Black history is American history Pass it on

So many dogs named Harley So few dogs named Davidson

The one positive thing I can say about this administration... People are finally learning the difference between “regimen“ and “regime“ You hardly ever hear people say they started a new health regime anymore Coincidentally this regime will destroy your health

Texans: TODAY (2/2/26) is the last day to register to vote for the March primaries.

Has anyone made a spreadsheet listing men by how may times they appear in the Epstein files (so far)?

Pickleball is the crypto of sports

For the love of God please stop making cute memes about the fact that the President of the United States raped children! It is not something to joke about or to throw around lightly. We shouldn’t be using comedic language and images to describe child rape

This is the worst Sunday of the year football season but no football #GoSeahawks

Only one of the owners of the teams in this year's Super Bowl IS in the Epstein files And it isn't Seattle Seahawks owner, Jody Allen

Nothing will hurt the Seattle fan base more than Bezos buying the team. Literally any other option is better besides Trump himself But this idea would be epic

When you think about her entire body of work and how many people she has appeared with on TV and in film, Catherine O’Hara is the Canadian Bacon

You know what would be awesome and what we all really need right now… A sketch with Dan Levy and Maccauley Culkin fighting over who Mom loved best *** RIP Catherine O’Hara. This world is a better place because you were in it. You brought us so much joy and laughter. Thank you💕

I hate waking up in a world where there is no Catherine O’Hara and there is still a Donald fucking Trump

Stop calling Trump a pedophile He is a child rapist Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Best HC hire…defensive genius Great OC hire…whiz kid Browns hire Monken Steelers hire McCarthy We’re not even at the 2025 Super Bowl yet and the Baltimore Ravens are already winning the 2026 off-season

Friend of mine owns a house in RED western Fla. she moved largely bks of the political climate Went back for a week and said she hasn’t seen a SINGLE Trump or MAGA bumper sticker or hat The times they are a changin’

If we had to lose Rob Reiner AND Catherine O'Hara, it is time for him to fuckin die right the fuck now

Oh look! Tom Brady launched a line of pickleballs 🤣

I got a double strike on my account for implying that we would be better off if the head of the American gestapo weren’t here anymore Honestly at this point I don’t consider that inciting violence, I consider it saving lives

Why won't he just die already?!

OK… Now I’m thinking about this seriously… What if Minnesotans got a bootleg copy of this shit movie and broadcast it onto buildings at their protest. So in the background of the ICE violence would be Melania getting even worse press for her film He would have to call them off

Federal agents arresting journalists IN THEIR HOMES proves more than anything this is ONLY about Trump and Miller being racist fascists and has nothing to do with immigration or a perceived risk to the “officers”

Not exactly a timeline cleanse… Scariest kissing booth ever? Zoom in on the eyes I’m worried Lulu will cut the bitch who put her in these #dogs #dogsofseattle

Funny, DNC (and Schumer)... I was just thinking the EXACT SAME FUCKIN' THING about YOU!

Someone stop this insanity PLEASE

Number of times I need you to tell me my call is very important to you while I’m on hold: 1 (or really less than 1)

Quick reminder: You can't spell INCEL without I.C.E. These pathetic, insecure boys are attacking children and the elderly, and killing people like Pretti and Good, to make themselves feel like men Or at least that's what they *think* it would feel like to be a man

Playing the long game... Let's destroy the economy, make eggs $12/dozen, take away health care, and fire millions so they will NEED $50 enough to sit through Melania's shitty film

My father always said better 100 guilty men go free than one innocent man go to jail The 2026 version of that is better 100,000 immigrants come to this country illegally than one American is gunned down in the streets by our government

Go Seahawks!!!

Hard to know which hire benefits the Ravens more: McCarthy or Monken The rest of the division is TRYING to give it to us

Tony Bennet marched in Montgomery and we can't even get today's celebs to tell ICE to Fuck Off

Hey Starbucks… I would LOVE to “step inside” and have some of these moments you describe But you shut down my local cafe with 2 days’ notice bks you hate unions Irony is dead

Guys just walked by Lulu and me wearing a “tell your dog I said hi sweatshirt“ So I said “hey Lulu, that guy says hi“ He just looked very confused

If you’ve ever suffered from imposter syndrome now you can always remember that Sam Darnold reached the Super Bowl before the other 2018 QBs… Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Baker Mayfield

I literally cannot pay my taxes when I know they are funding ICE, Noem, Bonvino, Bondi and the rest I will pay interest and fines to the next Democratic administration I don't care I cannot send them money to pay for this And, as always: #FuckICE #FuckTrump

Gestapo leader Stephen Miller wants an America of 100M ppl who all look like him A) that would be one ugly fuckin country B) there would be so much less innovation & talent, no food supply, & absolutely no seasoned food It’s not an America I’d ever want to live in so someone else can have my spot