My brain is in a weird mood No other way to describe it

Which NFL team is the biggest disappointment this year? So many to choose from…

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ChatGPT is that friend in 2nd grade that will totally make up a story that sounds plausible just so you like them and want to keep hanging out with them (but please don't tell it I said that jic) #AI

Whoever the next Dem president it, i hope to G-d Leticia James is the AG! We need an aggressive fighter who won't back down and is gonna make all these evil fuckers pay

Dear Lamar, Please tweet “Johnny” Love, Your fans

The NFL decided to review every scoring play and every turnover to ensure mistakes are not impacting the outcome of the game. They have to add 15 yard penalties and PI to that. Because they have almost as big an impact on the outcome. They have the technology. It’s time to use it.

The Ravens got a couple of unfair calls. But they always do. (most teams do.) They know they have to outplay bad calls. Harbaugh cannot get them there. Monken cannot get them there. Orr cannot get them there. It is past time to clean house!

It’s like being back in the Kyle Boller days… I’m cheering for first downs like they are scores

Wide receivers, offensive line, special teams, every fucking coach on the Ravens staff needs to be fired

Post ozempic Chris Pratt looks as creepy as pre ozempic Chris Pratt’s IG posts are

I know it’s early BUT… If we lose at home and GIVE the Steelers the lead in the division Harbaugh should be fired TONIGHT

Just want someone to ask Lamar: “Would you rather be playing for Harbaugh or Mike Mac?” His expression could get us out of the Harbaugh era

OK...now I'm obsessed with this idea: Instead of publishing a list of the richest people, @forbes.com should publish a list of the most generous philanthropists Make THAT the list everyone whose anyone wants to be on and is chasing instead of their dick-measuring contest that "rewards" evil d-bags

Serious question…maybe for @marcelias.bsky.social … do the American people have standing to sue Mike Johnson to do his fuckin’ job?

The “piece” prize he actually does deserve

If anyone near Seattle has room in their home and heart for this sweet, sweet girl, Darcy is at PAWS at Lynnwood. She is about 9 months old, 50 lbs, a hound mix. Good in the car. Came up from TX and I transported her to PAWS.org tonight. So calm, cuddly, and gentle -- and seems to be good with kids

Why you should NEVER take advice from ChatGPT: Asked which potential head coach is the best fit to replace Harbaugh: My Pick: If I were GM for a day: I’d promote Zach Orr to head coach. Why? Because Baltimore has — and should preserve — a strong defensive identity. Orr has already shown he can

Trump is changing things to erase other people's excellence and make himself feel better Prediction: moving forward, rulers will be allowed to measure ONLY in centimeters and millimeters

Hey Futbol fans -- the "peace" prize that FIFA just gave out went to an insecure man-child who is demanding people be terrorized and beaten for being the same color, speaking the same language, or having the same last name as you...

I’m old enough to remember when we had a 4th Amendment #FuckICE

Them: How's your morning going Me: Herpetofauna...

iMessage feature request Reply and reply all option for group texts PLEASE

pretty sure they bought this from me at a flea market a few weeks ago

Center and left leaning citizens of Texas should sue Texas and the federal government for taxation without representation We literally formed a country over this

YIKES! Friend went thru a crazy divorce that included criminal charges. Her ex had the criminal complaint AND their divorce completely wiped from Google. BUT...you can still see it all on Bing. If you're using Google to check ppl out, make sure you check Bing, too, or you may not get as much info

the person who made the Strands today either has never had a boss or is up for a raise

Waiting for Spotify to take the gloves off and try to guess my weight now %spotifywrapped

If you want to punish the companies that paid to destroy the East Wing or support the dicktator in other ways, google their products, click on them, and don't buy They will spend hundreds of dollars retargetting you --for months You'll cost them money and fuck up their marketing data Win-Win

Gas prices are up $.14 since Wed Tell me again why he’s a genius?

Lord give me the confidence of the Baltimore Ravens sending out an email telling us to vote for their players for the Pro Bowl (ok...maybe Kyle Hamilton)

I don’t feel like the Patriots sucked long enough

Serious question: is ANYONE favored in the Steelers-Ravens game?

In case you need to hear this… It is definitely not your “last chance to save”

Last night Lulu woke up at 3 AM and intentionally woke me If she does that it’s usually bks she needs to go out NOW But she didn’t… She just woke me up to cuddle When I woke up at 6 I remembered I had a disturbing dream last night and realized she was trying to comfort me Such a good girl 💜🐾

You just KNOW Aaron Rodgers has been practicing saying this at home “players need to take more accountability“ and his secret mystery wife told him “you HAVE to say that includes you“ He’s trying to pretend to be humble…

Darnold getting to shut out the Vikings and their merry-go-round of QBs is a rare gift for a former Jet

Apple Maps took me on such an absurd route from Ballard to Mercer Island that I think it might have gerrymandered me

When makeup companies use women’s names for their colors it’s obvious they don’t know what some of us went thru in middle and high school No way I’m buying shit named after the mean girls Plus how am I supposed to remember that “Amanda” is glimmering sheer rose?

Buying candles anytime soon? You KNOW you want to use THIS promo code

It's bonkers that after EVERYTHING he has put us through, we may get democracy back bks he used the R slur and his sec of insecure men said "kill them all"

Me: I love cuddling with you in the morning. How you stretch over and nuzzle me. How you love to stay in bed and lounge together. It’s my favorite moment of the day. My dog: for the love of God please get boyfriend

Yesterday instead of shopping, I hosted a friendly pickleball tournament Every $ over the court fee is going to the local food bank Someone else on the court even gave a cash donation We raised $321 and people brought hundreds of $ worth of food We turned Black Friday into Giving Friday 💜💜💜

Woman at the park: was your dogs name? Me: Lulu. What is your dog name? Her Scoby Me: Scoby? Her: yes… Scoby… You know like the kind of bacteria you used to make kombucha (I did not know) #seatrle

The Ravens almost never lose primetime home games. Hell, Kyle Boller beat Brett Favre on MNF! Yet two of their worst losses came in primetime home games this year That is preparation. That is coaching. It is time for Harbaugh to go…

Sir...YOU get to choose the prompt

Brown Rice The next Uber NFL commercial

is there like a class in NFL head coach school that teaches them when and how to pull off their headsets when they're pissed?

Enjoy all this offense You will not see this in the night game

Whoever coined the phrase "like a moth to a flame" either didn't have a dog or didn't have a yoga mat