amanda is right... you can't help who you like or who you're attracted to BUT... you CAN help who you fuck #SummerHouse #Bravo #leakedaudio

amazing that they used "re-sent" to mean "resent" before they even had to type "per my previous email"

Hard to ignore the irony of @seattleparksandrec.bsky.social starting tonight’s meeting with a land acknowledgment when one of their main arguments for eliminating 36 Pickleball courts is “tennis was here first” #seattle

I don’t really pay attention to college so I don’t know the players or the quality of the class… But I don’t remember ever seeing this may O-linemen taken so early in the draft 7 of the first 22 picks compared to 2 QBs, 1 RB, and 3 WRs What’s going on?

Lulu, my union-busting dog, apparently drinks way too much Starbucks

Seattle Parks & Rec plans to eliminate 36 public pickleball courts to make them Tennis Only. (No tennis courts are being eliminated) Why is Seattle ignoring how many more people play pickleball every day?! 🤔 Sign (and share!) the petition to Save Our Courts at Seattlemetropickleball.com

LFG Virgina... LFG!

Love this app! If you’re a dog lover, playing this cute little game gets food and treats to shelter dogs—free! And you get alerted when your dog is adopted! One of my dogs was adopted yesterday after 228 weeks(!) in the shelter! Yay! Buddy has a home! treatva.onelink.me/zvYN/c9t3mj57

Aaron Rodgers is the Aaron Rodgers of Aaron Rodgerses

Wish I had a nickel for every democrat that’s humbly asking me for just $5

If you think of all the brilliant, talented, caring people on this entire planet that God CHOSE Trump … you are in a cult

Hungry and tired So … nap and eat Or Eat and nap Decisions, decisions

I’m old enough to remember when somebody not paying taxes on the salary she paid her nanny disqualified her from office Isn’t that quaint?

Had to take my dog to the pet ER yesterday (she's fine...elbow sprain) They sent me a link to pay the $1600 bill with no invoice, no details I called to ask for one and they don't know how to send me one Ummm...we're thinking of a number from $1,000 to $Infinity and we'll send you a link 😵‍💫

Wonder if @seattleparksandrec.bsky.social knows how embarrassing it’ll be when ppl come here for the World Cup & Olympics but can’t play pickleball-the fastest growing sport in the world that was born here-bks they’ve painted over the municipal court lines & only left a handful of overcrowded courts

Without even thinking I had meatballs for lunch and a burger for dinner So glad I had a piece of carrot cake I wouldn’t have had any vegetables all day

Hmmm what could Starbucks do to make us hate them more? Thinking….thinking… processing …

Kyle Cook is doing some math this morning

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Cal Ripken’s steady game streak (1982-1998)

@seattleparksandrec.bsky.social plan takes away 36 pickleball courts & makes them Tennis Only. Pball players won't be able to reserve city courts…for social play, leagues, lessons, or tournaments. Tell SPR & @mayorofseattle.bsky.social to LET US PLAY Sign the petition at seattlemetropickleball.com

Thunder in Seattle??? This ain't Oklahoma

Dear Iran: You're doing an amazing job trolling Trump Allow us to introduce you to Mike Johnson and Steven Miller... Hit 'em your best shots Signed, Angry Americans

Gen X outgoing messages: “Hi. I can’t come to the phone right now” Ummm… come on! what the fuck do you mean you can’t “come to the phone.” It’s in your pocket

tfw a less than mediocre idiot changes something AFTER you approve it even though he clearly has no freakin' idea what he's doing

Woman: Oh I shouldn't apply for this job. It says 5 years' experience and I only have 4.5 Man: Sure, I sexually assaulted women and I'm a total moron, and unqualified for any serious job, but I think I'll run for president of the United States. I bet I'll win.

just asked my dog if she wanted to go get a pup cup she ran to her food drawer and wanted her turkey and sardine kibble instead it's like we aren't even related

Hey USA... if Korea and Hungary can do it why the fuck can’t we?

I know we are about to start WWIII, we have people in concentration camps, and we are being controlled by billionaires but Seattle is having a legitimate Pickleball crisis and we need your support

Just filed my extension And praying that he dies before I have to put another penny of my money into his administration

Hey for people keeping score… DEI just took us to the moon and back while insecure white men created a war they can’t get themselves out of and are about to start WWIII with the most incompetent military leadership in history

Gas prices are about to go up to $10 a gallon in the reddest counties in this country I know he is incredibly evil but he’s also just so fucking stupid

@seattleparksandrec.bsky.social is about to TEAR 37 free outdoor courts from #Pickleball players to designate them "Tennis Only" Most days, the number of pickleball vs tennis players is typically 10-20 to 1 The accessibility & social nature of pickleball is critical for many people 1/2

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE Thank you Artemis II!!!

In case you needed more reasons not to buy from Amazon… Without any warning they have changed their policies for small businesses and are withholding significant cash, no longer allowing credit card payments for ads, and charge them a fuel surcharge

Confirmed: The editor of today's Connections was high when they made the puzzle and didn't quite understand the assignment

Canva: We let you create anything! Also Canva: Oh, not that Also Canva: When we said "anything," we didn't mean you could move a picture in an email template. Use a Presentation template instead Also Canva: No...silly...you can't make a presentation portrait. Duh!

If West and Amanda didn’t think it was a big deal, they would have TOLD CIARRA!

Israel and the US are the out of control, aggressive dogs at the dog park terrorizing everyone while their owners are outside the fence making business calls pretending those aren’t their dogs #LockUpNetInYahoo #ImpeachTrump

A lot of new people surprised the leopard is eating their faces this week

I created a new app to help people find steady pickleball partners (getpbj.app) Tagline is "Build for dinking, not for dating" Guy friend said i didn't need to say that because people would know FIRST message I got from a guy: So, a dating app for pickleball players, sure...why not?

A bunch of us in Seattle have noticed we are burning gas faster. Wondering if they are diluting it???

Amaze Amaze Amaze! What a juxtaposition! The 2 things calming me during this insane time are: The most foundational moment in nature as Jackie & Shadow welcome and care for 2 chicks + The marvel of technology and science that has the Artemis II crew circling the moon! Houston: We may be okay

Trump: if you don’t do what I say I’m gonna blow you to smithereens Iran: quiet, piggy

My Apple Watch let me know my resting heart rate for the last 4 weeks has averaged 41 BPM Imagine what it would be if Kamala had won

FOUR Republicans have a chance to go down in history as the ones who stood up, the ones who said “ENOUGH!” the ones who really put America First Who has the guts? Who is a true patriot? Who refuses to lick Trump’s clown shoes anymore? FOUR. WE NEED FOUR! #ImpeachConvictRemove

If just four…yes 4… Republicans were willing to temporarily switch parties, the Dems would have the majority in the House and we could put an end to this insanity We need just 4 men and women to step up and save America and the world Just 4! #impeachTrump

Just in case the Iranians decide to strike first… May I recommend Mar-A-Lago and the Trump International Airport?

Today would be a great day for @captmarkkelly.bsky.social to re-.release the video reminding Service members it is illegal to follo

Seems like a good time to repost this

You know all those times people said “if you had one day left to live what would you do with it?” Maybe do that today