I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

This weekend was rancid

@ordinaryornate.bsky.social I hope you grabbed our Chris op cuz I didn’t 😂

If the “Find My” app could tell me WHERE in my home my AirPods are, that would be great

My 98yo grandma on El*n M*sk: “Who is this guy? He just popped up out of the pavement and they want us to think he’s smart enough to advise the president?”

I just saw a YouTube ad hyping up Trump’s energy plan I clicked on a video about queens who were accused throughout history of witchcraft What about this video choice suggests I will be receptive to Trump’s energy plan?

I just mixed up the remotes for my Apple TV and my fan and I couldn’t figure out why the volume wasn’t getting any higher 🤦‍♀️

I got a new TV so obviously I have to break it in by watching LOTR

Shea just got groomed so now she doesn’t look like a wildebeest anymore They also gave her a bumblebee toy 🐝

I’ve reached the point where I’m sending myself meeting notes after conversations with my parents because they can’t remember anything we talked about

@crowtoed.bsky.social I don’t know if you have TikTok but this guy did a video making punnet squares to determine the likelihood that crossing a mermaid and a centaur will result in a normal human and this reminded me of your bathroom www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2BGyBgL/

I used to think the targeted ads about babies and children were bad because it assumed every woman my age was a mother Now that I’m nearing 40, apparently it gets worse 🫠

Are the three brothers all played by @dominicnoble.bsky.social?

I’ve had Farmer Refuted stuck in my head all day, specifically this line: “Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?”

I watched this the other day and it was delightful, and it stars SPN-adjacent Hilarie Burton Morgan (JDM’s wife)

My dad let me watch The Last of the Mohicans when I was 8. On one hand, Daniel Day Lewis and that amazing score On the other hand, I had nightmares about being scalped by Magua for YEARS

Happy December, Everyone! Welcome to the ultimate Supernatural Fan Holiday Watchlist! 🎄Movies for the holiday season starring actors from Supernatural: A thread🎄

Restarted Doctor Who season 4. Doctor Donna makes everything a little bit better ☺️

I spent the night in the ER with food poisoning No hospital selfie because I was in so much pain that I was out of it, but here are the 6 attempts it took them to get an IV in me because I was so dehydrated

Reading this and eating pie the way Abraham Lincoln and the Pilgrims intended 🫡

I went to the grocery store earlier and saw a woman in the parking lot with one of those clear cat backpacks but it had 2 parakeets in it??

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Forever and always 🥰

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