Since ‘09 🤙🏽✈️

Needs a lil GOLD

To all the Knicks fans in Spectrum Center today. You can watch them play every week in NY. Just a thought on your next real estate venture.

OKC Coach always looks like he’s in a room and doesn’t speak the language but is putting all his energy into trying to understand everyone.

The FBI shouldn’t have stopped at Rozier. The Heat need a full investigation. These calls are crazy

Those deep conversations about how funny farts are with your toddler >>>>>

When your kid is showing you a photo of their clean room but won’t answer any follow up questions.

Hornets Basketball starts now

You see it

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I be like “I’m way too happy rn let me humble myself by opening up social media”

I’m gonna start calling Windows ‘Fed OS’

It’s funny till you realize he’s the highest paid NC state employee and my state taxes pay for his cartoonishly insane contract.

ECU lost a close one this weekend but UNC got curb stomped so I’m up actually

“You see with Linux, you don’t get the bullshit”

To my Florida people. There are plenty of great states in this nation to move to other than North Carolina. We will eat your cats and dogs and we pay lots of taxes.

Anybody else getting spiritual about the fact that they have AC working in their house? I’m gonna start leaving out offerings to the HVAC unit outside.

I been saying Assbutt is the best account on here. I’m not just saying that because I’m deathly afraid of him now either.

Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16

I have a core memory of my little sister and I laughing so hard at this scene. We didn’t think “old” shows could be that funny in the 90s. RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner. youtu.be/LPW-3LAS7pU?...

I hated to hear 90s cars be categorized as “classic” cars. A few stuck bolts on a ‘96 ford later and I get it now. Classic car. Carry on.

Windows users ☕️

This will be %100 a casino in disguise

First attempt at ricing this boring #Linux Distro youtu.be/QaWxs9iMaFY

Arm tackles alone weren’t gonna stop my man.

“We’re not fixing what’s causing the blue screens, best I can do is change the color”

Bro looks like he had a two episode arc as a bad influence on one of the kids from Home Improvement.

Can’t wait for Kon Knueppel to take the court this season

Cooper Flagg could have stayed in NC but the NBA doesn’t like to rig for good stories

The Sinister Six have endorsed Andrew Cuomo with hopes Spider-Man will be deemed domestic terrorist.

I need a Hellcat and a 2013 Nissan Altima in Mario Cart World

I love this controller on my Linux machines. Always compatible. Same color too.

First year playing organized basketball. I probably led the league in fouls.

Surveillance state go burr techcrunch.com/2025/06/17/m...

Documenting my wild @marveltokon.bsky.social roster predictions.

Everytime I log into a Linux machine

Me showing my wife a Raspberry Pi project I’m working on and it stopped working so now we have to use our imagination.

Angel Reece is just doing a young Charles Barkley but way nicer and marketable.

Sparks up 10 on the Aces?

Wow what an NBA finals this has been already

Explaining to my toddler how back in my day, consoles didn’t need day-1 patches #Switch2

Cyclops will be the next Street Fighter 6 guest character announced this weekend. Source: my own MvC4 cope

Thinking about that full coffee I forgot on the counter at home..

NOBODY WAS PUTTUNG OUT BANGERS LIKE THIS ON A CARTRIDGE youtu.be/VnciSEhWf4g?...