A modern day Picasso

Wake it up 💥! ...and put it to bed 🛌

L. M. A. O.

Workout finished. Back home.

Your first meal of the day, regardless of time, is breakfast. Period. Enjoy your burger and poptart, you beast.

If you tell me to do something and I wanted to figure it out myself, I'll do the opposite. "Cut the blue wire" NOPE, we finna blow up, twin. 😔

PSA: The likelyhood trade will wipe your ass with a rat 🐀 on his studio apartment floor is too high to take the chance. Please tell him to buy a bed frame.

Love this.

Baked chicken 🍗, almonds 🌰, and strawberries 🍓 is so filling yet boring.

Happy Doggust!! Day 1: Mutt. TGIF everyone. :') #doggust #doggust2025

"We need to talk" should be a slur

Smoked my meat 🍖

Slowly becoming a TWICE fan against my will bc they lowkey said "slash his tires, girl" in a music video 😭

I just know Kojima is somewhere visibly upset at the overwhelmingly positive reviews for #DeathStranding2

State of Marvel Rivals:

Weed might not be enough, y’all!! 😭

here, take this

Fantasy Life tutorial could have been skipped for every. single. job.

Hold the line on Switch 2. Wanna see the price drop like the 3DS.

My Nintendo Switch 2 came today can't wait to try it out

"Stop saying, 'Y'all know who it is'" Me, ready to fight:

Lift with your legs

Tried this and now I gotta shit

They stopped talking and just stared at me

She's got a point. She's an icon, a legend...

Had to stop the presentation and call him up to the front.

Too many people, I might piss myself

Today's my presentation for himbos and muscle mommies. PLEASE BE NICE TO ME!

Want to win some real money today? Come get ready with me and then join me for some Supermarket Sweep on Gaggl sponsored by Cash App!! Twitch.tv/blobarella

"So you spent your birthday playing video games all day?"

Not good with goodbyes. I'm all shaky n' shit. Awkward af like a chihuahua

The process of selecting the new Pope:

Black Panther Thrice-Cursed King

Waking up and feeling the Taurus power take over me like a beam of light

The trashman seeing my empty lube bottles, poppers, and PrEP.

I work hard to meal prep my burritos

Namor hitting his ult in 3 supports

"Tarrifs will likely cause a 20% price increase, setting the Switch 2 at $540 in the next 2 years"

Animation team really put their foot into this shit

Her

Nintendo must be crazy. I'm not eating ramen everyday. A sheisty is only $7.

Live on twitch ❤️ Doing Repo!! (Vid by @/zavvygamer)

Shut it down, then

CEASE THIS!

I just took a huge shit and, quite possibly, (flips hair) the biggest shit of my life. Thank you.

This is sooooo

One of my favorite shirts to start my day.