Anglican here. In the UK we have a program where once a week we go and learn about the Bible together. It's organized by people who studied it for their masters! Do you guys have that? I bet it would really help.

Parked my Tesla Cybertruck outside the data center sorry folks

ERP and E-Sex should be done in Overwatch or not at all

I'm gay

Logged on to this world wide website for the first time in a few days and half my notifications are two dipshit gay furries erp-ing in my replies. ( ﾟーﾟ)

Despite his firm and frequently reiterated "pro life" stance, the Pope is dead.

Some people think straight men are the most misogynistic but it's actually gay men because they have literally no stake in the matter, like how can you be kissing a twink and also hating women?

Hmmmm.

Please help my very good frog

Got to tell my older lesbian aunt who grew up in a very conservative family about Gay Superman today. The panel of Jon being accepted by his dad meant a lot to her. I love how comics superheroes have a folklore like status. It *means* something to her, despite her having never read a comic.

Now that I've tried it myself, I understand why AI is the future.

U.K. conservatives are complaining about Labour's strategy of negotiating with Trump backfiring. Labour MP on the BBC says that "even the penguins got 10%. It wasn't going to go lower. We did pretty well."

Job opportunity: I spent years working in high stress environments and shit so i got used to that thing where I fucking cuss at least once every fucking sentence as a filler word clicker train this shit out of me god damn

they should make sex scarier, they should let me fuck a ghost

If I ever get this done it will feature an extended @faecricket.bsky.social game show host impression

Chat my girlfriend asked me if I would still love her if she was a worm and I said "vore" aitah?

I made a better one

For anyone curious, Democratic committee members shouted at republicans for three hours and then killed the bill long before it could reach the floor. This shit is why I'll always stand up for Cali. We're pretty cool. Our bill protecting trans student athletes was passed in *2013*.

shout out to trans people.

whispered wishes drowned in honeyed sleep— your prince, her lady, they dare partake their borrowed pulse, your sated ache, your flush a sooth, your dreamt promise to keep.

Having said everything i said I wish "liberals" would actually have empathy for people instead of using them as political chips. Nancy Pelosi style identity politics make me want to scream. Just treat other people as if they are different versions of you. That's all it takes.

I keep seeing leftists quibble about Bernie and AOC's specific positions. There are TWO elected politicians with enough cultural cache to shift the politics of this country in a direction where we could even DISCUSS your disagreements. There's no space for infighting here. It's all in, or we burn.

Being bipolar means that I spend all day second and third, guessing all of my actions to make sure that they're what I actually want. But honestly, I have no conception of what my balanced self is or would be. At my best, i'm an approximation of what I wish I was.

love that sometimes i'm like "i need this image to be 10% smaller" and someone has made a tool to do that already that's collectivism baby that's the untapped power of human connection that's anarchism end the government, stop mechanizing systemizing and economizing human relationships

thinking about resurrecting skeuomorphic design

I lied, I do not use AI image generation because I like trees and also paying artists.

informed that chatgpt will not generate gay elves so i tried - doesn't work. even when explicitly instructed to make two femboys kissing sloppy style, their conjoined, needy desperate mouths wet with desire that kiss only partly sating their desire to be close as possible to consume the other to bec

The AOC tour seems like presidential testing but I dare not hope

Two cybertrucks almost killed me while biking on separate incidents over a two month span.

Known issues (high priority) - sides fall off - bottom rips out when used as truck - rusts in the rain - closing any door could chop off your finger - doesn't stop driving when you press the break - goes backwards when you try to go forwards - explodes - can't be opened - trouble driving up hills

had to explain to my politically engaged aunt that the first step to understand modern politics is understanding what AO3 is It's essential to understanding - rationalism and the "Dark Enlightenment" (how the tech CEOs all went schitzo) - Harry Potter blue wave liberals - 4chan "Groypers" (nazis)

Why would people buy discord nitro

An American saga

it goes both ways I just as a selfie so pretty that I turned off my computer rough out here for gays

Instead I got super lost in blender, forgot to eat, and remade my entire boy complete with new sulky expressions

Saw a post on bluesky from a really pretty nb so now I'm awake and might start streaming soon

You might think it should get 50+ electoral votes because of its size, but Canada is surprisingly underpopulated, which will hurt its representation in the House of Representatives.

𝙾𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚛．

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about eggs. Why are people buying so many eggs? I don't care? If eggs cost so much, get hens?

new tech dropped to hard counter to weird republicans in your games

They don't tell you this but his real name is Harold Stiles

Fantastic economic outlook for @shogun-hikari.bsky.social and probably no one else.

I cannot be held responsible for anything posted this week. Psychiatric episodes make me really funny.

Fucked up that comedy is legal on twitter but @jay.bsky.team has not made a statement either way. Hope to see this rectified soon.

Just learned you cannot take the lord's name in vain on Truth Social. Or actually swear at all. No wonder The President prefers posting there.

The only knot I want is our fingers intertwined - lightly, a confident resting position, each secure in the knowledge of the other.

I made it in Photoshop

Feeling Ｐｓｙｃｈｉａｔｒｉｃ which is much better than being out of your mind and not noticing. Take your medication folks, it's good for you