dogbit. not the fun way, was a bigot christian dog

mechanic drag name: Erin Fuell-McSture

wax vessel did cloacal kiss vinyl in march & i​ never heard about it .°•(0.0•°.)

call em a green train the way i​ want Big Nasty Sexual Favors

they were fucking going at it like rabbits, yea balls on top

it drives me to drink! (steering wheel on my liver)

what does passenger see & what does she look away from. she won't tell me

i'd...didn't tell you'll but, i​ have a passenger

i​ drink quarts of neon pink restaraunt soap so my every all holes are clean n pinki

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

what i​ see in my mind listening to Infauation – EYE

lick from her iris to her googoo dolls

those tracts that look like money were invented by satan the people littering them around never even noticed

I subscribe to the Stupid Internet Theory

in dark knight the big unethical last resort surveillance tech he used to spy on every phone in the city is pretty much real it's called a stingray & cops use them without batting an eyelash

the one kid in the Ocarina of Time focus group that said "how am i post a remember i​ have low hearts w/o looking, i​ forget roughly every .54 seconds!!"

what if we called them werk camps

yo mama ass so flat it can full-contact bond purely through intermolecular forces such as van der waals forces hydrogen bonds and dipole dipole interactions

cats play fighting is wwe the moves are purely for aura & dont hurt each other

music to be drained to open.spotify.com/album/352Ntj...

z0mgf wocket launcher sampled dingdong i'm in love

if we need a left wing pipe line there's pictures I could post thad make left wing pipe form an orderly line real quick

heteroflexible people are being ERASED

i'm a fan of a social media parrot but idk how old he is so some day in the next couple decades i'm gonna have a really bad day i​ guess

"shake your money maker!!" –guy who calls poop "money"

supervisor said to write anti ice sentiments on it but i​ didn't ascertain at that time what sentiments is or how to spell it so i​ just put the other part

i'm bleepin with fishes here

so does he uh fone bone the redhead at the end?

i​ wonder if a trypophovia inducing lobe combo is doabe

what the fucking flavor emo hair is thes

Girl World has an arm wrestling championships? i​ wanna to go watch there

sure you can have a halos but i'm going to need headfirst for

ever get scared that maybe it's not addiction n i​ just like interesting stuff less than boring fcking dopamine traps

eiffal tower but the middle girl is topping the other 2

trying clicker training the dog but she just bark at & tries biteing off the mushrooms when it echoloacates at her

how the fawk am 8 her i​ did it to myself i

Clitorious RBG

don't get it twisted, you /will/ get testicular torsion

i​ cut of the tip of my finer cutting onion & it silt8ll hurts over 12 hours later ,,,,;-;,,,,,,

girl who is normal to want an possible to have

semen redeemin demon

dog named beware(the dog)

dawg if you're excited for the rapture just go to heaven /now/ it's open!

fred figglehorn x kevin age up bullycest rolplay girl on girl

*radom tear droped out my eye* there's a hidden partition in my personality & she's sad .0°

hey! snap out of it! snap out of that slimjim!

" AAGHH i'm the lead vocalist hi hi " such cool names

i'm the leed vocalis