20rth anniversary coming up

no one turned gay for lack of funds

grubhub support just almost accused me of fraud of some kind because my voice was too feminine to have my deadname

"uhm actuwlly emos & scenesters back in the day were bullys actually its problematic to like them" ( .////.) hnnn emo bully

gen z: we hate smol bean millenialism me: less than a decade left gen z: huh? me: thirty year trend cycle. brace yrself. ten years

so proud of carol for making rabann fantasy transsexual in-canon instead of retconning

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

*practices m8ndfullness on accident* guys i​ think i​ just dissocciated

i​ saw a license plate that started w/ [my initials] 67 ( >0<) but it was my deadname initials ( ;6;)

rawr means be careful of guys of a certain age in dinosaur

so

so

when yr shinkansen gf raises her control surfaces because she's coming too fast

fav philosopher is probably rammed ass

the only pill at the gas station that actually works

agp DOES exist its just that its not trans women, its the sissys that insist they aren't us

purple heart emoji is low vibrational i'm gon& kill u

MEN have swag BOYS have [WORD NOT INVENTED]

mathcore so good to my cant countass

me and him colitis

once bitten, twice bitten thrice bitten ...they dont make anymore of that kind a word but i'm gonna keep going without talking

You’ll cut your dick off, kid

they could make a sequal for Jesus Christ Superstar but i​ think it should change guys Sappho of Lesbos Superstar

i used to have a modern mullet, but then they changed what a modern mullet was. now what i​ have with isn't one, and what is a modern mullet seems weird and scary to me. it'll happen to you (._.)c0)))

asmr molestrios mommy rp (shaddup bich mom)

entire generations of men never heard of trans women until seeing us in porn, and assumed our entire identity is sexual & must be confined /to/ porn seems it works in the reverse too, hypersexualized hate towards us metastasizes into a sexual obsession with deep hatred at its core

i​ unlocked my keys out my car with nohelp

when are they selling puppygirl kink on amazonbasics???

the conception of emo boys as skinny twinks has overshadowed when they were also often doughy weaklings, which is also cute

i'm no superman weeeooopeeeeooooeewee

u thought caramelizg onions took long i've been trying to onionize this caramel 4 weeks now

you're gonna get a new face, new rack, new teeth, you are never going to contact your old coworkers again. you're gonna move to a new city and skill up and never look back. you're gonna get married to a man with a huge cock and youre going to have to feign ignorance about why you can't get pregnant.

society fell the moment mumblequirk was defeated by soybants

why dose gummiworks throat meat sometimes decide lightly brushed by t-shirt collar feels like being strangled

no more brian johnson 'drinking my son's cum for longevity' shit we must invent human bonsai where young men try to make themselves as old and gnarled and tiny as possible in as short an amount of time

ya i​ eat micoplasks if a plastic is big enough for me to wroy about it'll be too big to swallow in the first place

Ian Armitage to step aside as Ian Somerhalder leaves retirement home to play Old Sheldon in upcome spinoff

ghouls

when bighorn sheep headbutt eachother & then stand there in a dummy daze how do the ewes not get the ick

cooking gets way awesomer when you realize you can just only put in stuff you like

fan a sizing about all the prenancy scareds i​ could a had if i​ was afab

on the comeup no comeuppance

your at a show not punching me to death do you even really like me ?

this no eyeliner look is giving me the shave my eyebrows bug

i​ got this cold sore from cold dry air, why are they called that of it just means a herpey

this weather (grey) got me emo (happie) but <3

why by the milk i'm getting the meat for free