I LOVE THIS #purritos

I have no problem calling my favorite gaming merch dolls.

Uh oh! It appears that Sam & Max have a new human charge…. One with a bloodlust that rivals theirs!! @uncute.bsky.social @glitchprod.com @fitzyva.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com

Hi! 🤫 Secret’s out! It’s National Underwear Day and we’re celebrating with a BUY 1 / GET 1 FREE sale! Use code UNDERWEAR2025 → https://www.uncute.com/collections/underwear-day-2025

Our It's Happy Bunny collab is now live on HotTopic! 🥳❤️ https://www.hottopic.com/product/its-happy-bunny-royal-plush/34542178.html #plushie #itshappybunny #jimbenton #plushie #cute

Russer is now available for pre-order 🐶❤️ link also in our profile https://www.uncute.com/products/russer-nanalan-plushie #nanalan #russer

✨👯‍♀️ New plushies based on It's Happy Bunny®! They all have poseable ears and distinctive features for extra sass #itshappybunny #plush #cute

@uncute.bsky.social answering here with my shortlist of sam & max merch that should exist because I'm not on twitter - tf2's max's severed head cosmetic but real, so I can put him on my head (or just sam & max beanies if licencing is an issue)

Mona is now available for Pre-Order (image via starbuxx on Instagram) https://www.uncute.com/products/mona-nanalan-plushie

I love this

I think Max would absolutely wear slippers with his own face on them, what do you think? #samandmax

max is the star on my tree this year #samandmax

🎵Reunited & it feels so good 🎵 #SamAndMax

Merry Christmas @uncute.bsky.social

Merry Christmas!!! @uncute.bsky.social

Some Butt Dumplings are still available on Amazon for delivery before the holidays: www.amazon.com/UNCUTE-Butt-...

I have a MIGHTY NEED!

Sam is now sold out 🫣we still have Max plushies and slippers left #samandmax

Shirt is sold out 🤣 uncute.com/collections/...

Cute things come in large packages. Our Roly Poly in Large 🥰 #rolypoly

Purritos! What? 😺

Nightmare family

The boys with my three favorite childhood stuffed animals. Also the two backup boys I bought still in their bags (because in 30 years when they’re nasty it’ll be nice to have brand new ones)

Max slippers #samandmax #samandmaxfreelancepolice

THE MAX SLIPPERS ARE REAAALLL. #samandmax

I love this!

Can't wait for these slippers to drop! #samandmax

THE POMSTER HAS ARRIVED!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ (also some Max slippers lol)

Hi Roly! :3 #plushie

Butt dumplings alert 🍑✨: Shrimpy is still available on Amazon: amazon.com/UNCUTE-Butt-... #plush #cute #squishy #buttdumplings

I got a Hyperkinetic Rabbity Thing to help me game. He'll fit in well with Majima and Mira in my gaming nook! #SamandMax

Look who’s under my Christmas tree! 🎄 #samandmax

#samandmax everytime i see this pic i get my max plushie and hold him like this and hug him and squeeze him and kiss him oh so much

It took a couple years but I finally got the other half of the Freelance Husbands! #SamAndMax

FINALLY GOT SAM PLUSHY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY AAAAAAAAAA 【 #SamandMax #Freelancehusbands 】

I got permission to post this one 🤣 #samandmax

Those eyes 😍 #rolypoly

Rice Cake! #ButtDumplings https://www.uncute.com/collections/butt-dumplings/products/butt-dumplings #plushies #cute

This makes me so happy 😍

Do you think we should have gone with this design?

Y’all are paying attention. Thank you for noticing 🥰

the slippers stay on during possession by supernatural entities

Say hello to Cotton Candy ❤️ #purritos

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Yay 😍

Happy October! He's already ready for Halloween. 😊😈 #SamandMax

youtu.be/qQXEITNpC-s - My Sam plush from Uncute has come in, today. I decided to do an unboxing with a non-sequitor that would sound a lot better from Sam himself. I already have Max, and now the Freelance Police (Plush Division) is ready to hunker down and watch a glut of holiday specials!

My Sam (of Sam and Max) plushie from Uncute came today! Despite the company name, he is very cute. :D

Mail Day! I pre-ordered this Sam & Max Sam Plush from Uncute months ago, and it finally shipped and arrived! It looks great next to by Max Plush on top of my bookshelf (and with the canvas print of art I got from BlurTheFur in between them):