We're actually doing Black Friday this year! Uncute goodies starting $5.00 (c: Link: https://www.uncute.com/collections/black-friday-2025 #uncute #plushies #blobby #blobbynfriends

I LOVE THIS #purritos

I have no problem calling my favorite gaming merch dolls.

Uh oh! It appears that Sam & Max have a new human charge…. One with a bloodlust that rivals theirs!! @uncute.bsky.social @glitchprod.com @fitzyva.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com

Hi! 🤫 Secret’s out! It’s National Underwear Day and we’re celebrating with a BUY 1 / GET 1 FREE sale! Use code UNDERWEAR2025 → https://www.uncute.com/collections/underwear-day-2025

Our It's Happy Bunny collab is now live on HotTopic! 🥳❤️ https://www.hottopic.com/product/its-happy-bunny-royal-plush/34542178.html #plushie #itshappybunny #jimbenton #plushie #cute

Russer is now available for pre-order 🐶❤️ link also in our profile https://www.uncute.com/products/russer-nanalan-plushie #nanalan #russer

✨👯‍♀️ New plushies based on It's Happy Bunny®! They all have poseable ears and distinctive features for extra sass #itshappybunny #plush #cute

@uncute.bsky.social answering here with my shortlist of sam & max merch that should exist because I'm not on twitter - tf2's max's severed head cosmetic but real, so I can put him on my head (or just sam & max beanies if licencing is an issue)

Mona is now available for Pre-Order (image via starbuxx on Instagram) https://www.uncute.com/products/mona-nanalan-plushie

I love this

I think Max would absolutely wear slippers with his own face on them, what do you think? #samandmax

max is the star on my tree this year #samandmax

🎵Reunited & it feels so good 🎵 #SamAndMax

Merry Christmas @uncute.bsky.social

Merry Christmas!!! @uncute.bsky.social

Some Butt Dumplings are still available on Amazon for delivery before the holidays: www.amazon.com/UNCUTE-Butt-...

I have a MIGHTY NEED!

Sam is now sold out 🫣we still have Max plushies and slippers left #samandmax

Shirt is sold out 🤣 uncute.com/collections/...

Cute things come in large packages. Our Roly Poly in Large 🥰 #rolypoly

Purritos! What? 😺

Nightmare family

The boys with my three favorite childhood stuffed animals. Also the two backup boys I bought still in their bags (because in 30 years when they’re nasty it’ll be nice to have brand new ones)

Max slippers #samandmax #samandmaxfreelancepolice

THE MAX SLIPPERS ARE REAAALLL. #samandmax

I love this!

Can't wait for these slippers to drop! #samandmax

THE POMSTER HAS ARRIVED!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ (also some Max slippers lol)

Hi Roly! :3 #plushie

Butt dumplings alert 🍑✨: Shrimpy is still available on Amazon: amazon.com/UNCUTE-Butt-... #plush #cute #squishy #buttdumplings

I got a Hyperkinetic Rabbity Thing to help me game. He'll fit in well with Majima and Mira in my gaming nook! #SamandMax

Look who’s under my Christmas tree! 🎄 #samandmax

#samandmax everytime i see this pic i get my max plushie and hold him like this and hug him and squeeze him and kiss him oh so much

It took a couple years but I finally got the other half of the Freelance Husbands! #SamAndMax

FINALLY GOT SAM PLUSHY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY AAAAAAAAAA 【 #SamandMax #Freelancehusbands 】

I got permission to post this one 🤣 #samandmax

Those eyes 😍 #rolypoly

Rice Cake! #ButtDumplings https://www.uncute.com/collections/butt-dumplings/products/butt-dumplings #plushies #cute

This makes me so happy 😍

Do you think we should have gone with this design?

Y’all are paying attention. Thank you for noticing 🥰

the slippers stay on during possession by supernatural entities

Say hello to Cotton Candy ❤️ #purritos

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Yay 😍

Happy October! He's already ready for Halloween. 😊😈 #SamandMax

youtu.be/qQXEITNpC-s - My Sam plush from Uncute has come in, today. I decided to do an unboxing with a non-sequitor that would sound a lot better from Sam himself. I already have Max, and now the Freelance Police (Plush Division) is ready to hunker down and watch a glut of holiday specials!

My Sam (of Sam and Max) plushie from Uncute came today! Despite the company name, he is very cute. :D