Don Lemon is Ned the Wineo drunk. 💀

It’s because once a person deems you as unattractive/ not sexy, they feel like the world should view you in the same light therefore invading you as a sexual/attractive being.

What the hell be going on on this app?

EXCUSE ME?!

I am hooting and hollering. Karen Huger is going to beat Sonja’s ass. 😭😭😭😭

For two years, I’ve been telling my mama that I think the texts in Monique’s binder were from Dr. Karri and every few months a clip drops that feeds into my little conspiracy

Virgo’s Groove came on while I was getting a pedicure and I almost ran up outta there.

Sailorr in SZA’s things:

I have to remember just because I’m off until January 5, doesn’t mean that everybody is off.

I just got my first Russian pedicure and I was ready to say this shit was hype. Sheeeeeetttt. I’m never putting my feet in a water bowl again. Shout out to haus of femme in Bushwick.

This is how I found out Adam Corolla is alive. I thought Jimmy Kimmel ate him decades ago

Fun/weird fact: The Spurs have beaten the Thunder three times, in *three* cities (Vegas, San Antonio, OKC) in 13 days. Also: Thunder have now lost consecutive games (both to Spurs) for the first time this season. OKC hadn't lost back-to-back games (reg season or playoffs) since April 4-6.

Tonight’s plans: 🏈 Lions vs. Vikings 🏈 Broncos vs. Chiefs 🏀 Mavericks vs. Warriors 🏀 Rockets vs. Lakers 🏀 Timberwolves vs. Nuggets I can’t cancel on me again.

I FINALLY GOT MY MAMA WATCHING DREAMGIRLS. HOLLLLEEEEEEEE

I’m about to play Madden all day, fuck it

Happy 13th anniversary to this iconic moment in housewives history

I’m about to be peri-mid life crisis, so I’m in the club all 2026

OMG I MISS FIVE MINUTES AGO WHEN I DIDNT KNOW. OMG.

CIRCLE BACK ON JAN. 5. TF

“The Best of Rasheeda” is kinda crazy, ngl

Lmfaoooooooo

WHAT THE HELL IS THE SALT & PEPPER GANG?!

10 years ago, Pusha tossed me a copy of King Push after all the dude bros kept snatching them over my head. The CD hit me in the forehead and left a dark mark on my forehead for six months that my friends nicknamed “No Malice.” Happy 10th anniversary to King Push

He probably got caught on POF ten years ago and now it’s everybody’s damn problem.

My therapist after I gave him a high level overview of the last 11 months

I hope Cynthia Bailey breaks up with her man soon so she and Kandi can finally be together

Girl, shut up lmfao

BOTH VERSES.

The craziest thing about this is takeout has been cheaper for me on Instacart than Uber Eats. Their takeout options are powered by Uber Eats lmfao

This year was crazy I almost lost my mama I was diagnosed with adenocarcinoma in situ I left Disney NYPD pulled guns out on me at my house Disconnected from everybody to focus on my mama once she came home Unemployment held up for 7 months

Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooo Whoooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeesssssss

This man makes me want to volunteer for a lobotomy

They're absolutely using each other as a distraction from the parts of their (love) life they'd like to ignore and my hope is that after they go through their prospective journeys with said love interests, that they come back together...better.

Oh!

Erykah Badu is prepping her first album in 15 years, and it'll be entirely produced by the Alchemist

The world is ending and I’m actively seeking a job that would put me back in the newsroom? Is it crack?

Most of the Pistons' phenomenal turnaround has taken place away from the eyes of the national audience, but they're on ESPN tonight. If you haven't already, you should check them out. They rule: yhoo.it/4huJy5z

I love Wale’s new single.

Parlays & Ebay will be the death of me.

I’ve had Kanye blocked since 2018, so I didn’t know what he said until my mom FT’d me. Everything I have to say goes against community guidelines.

Kanye ceased to exist beyond ‘16 with Life of Pablo. His music helped me through some dark times during undergrad & grad school but I’ve already mourned the loss of the artist who was once my favorite. I don’t even come across his tweets unless someone sends them to me & even then, I don’t engage.

It’s March 19…

When Will I See You Smile Again

Oh, they done put a real one down.

Sure, North Carolina still shouldn't be here. But it wasn't an 𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 mistake to include them. The bigger issue lies in who got snubbed. http://dlvr.it/TJcmQX

I definitely meant The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. 💀💀

Honorable mention to The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

This is the second scariest film I’ve seen behind Single White Female.

Can I be honest? The real reason why I can’t get behind him as Captain America is because nothing about him gives superhero. He looks like I can beat his ass.

I know who this is about, but the way this show fit at least two other rappers from Chicago, lowkey. Lmao.