I'm sorry I don't care HOW unethical or evil it is, I'm never gonna do the LRP thing. I'm gonna just quote-repost

And here we are again... Monday Let's start the week off right! Wishing everyone the best today! ☀️

Happy Mother's Day

My wife and I taking out nightly supplements

Damn is there anyone Peter Graves _hasn't_ interviewed?

As I get older I find myself longing for the old days when a trailer would tell you the whole movie. I don’t like how so many trailers now try to do like a whole mystery mystique whatever. Tell me what the dang movie is about ffs

How im tryna be

listen guys I'm totally right about this, all you gotta do is accept my conclusion first and then you'll be able to find post hoc rationalizations to explain away everything that contradicts it!

I like the phase of runescape I'm in now where I'm far enough along and have enough of a hoard that it's less chasing the next thing to unlock and more "I keep running out of Cadantine incense sticks. I guess I should make like a thousand of them." and I just have the materials on-hand already

The game is I hit shuffle on the Movies library of my plex server and I have to watch whatever it picks from beginning to end in one sitting.

I love this Fred pose

Me scrolling through my mutuals

I have a coworker who tries to talk too fast but doesn’t actually know what he’s trying to say/ask so he just freezes up and gets a few words into a sentence before giving up and starting a new one and I want to just like, give him a platonic shoulder rub and tell him to slow down and breathe lol

what if his name was george mucus and he was like the mucus guy from the commercials

Destined to be a horror host, forced to work for a living and only be able force bad movies on my friends in my spare time.

Welcome to the family, Groundskeeper Willy that I found while going through my wife’s things

Tonight’s Rare Scoob is in fact an even rarer Velma

I say shit like “all intensive purposes” just to feel something. To feel alive.

They need to add like a "justification" field to plex so that I can explain to my friends why the pornography is historically interesting enough to warrant being on the server. Like, it's archival I swear.

Born on this day in 1883 (d. 1930), Happy Birthday, LON CHANEY Sr.! 🎉 Read about more anniversaries and obscurities from Horror History in The Grim Reader, Rue Morgue’s bimonthly newsletter. ow.ly/7YRK50YzZos

Been waking up a little extra early but it's been giving me time to watch a movie before work which is pretty cool

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

It’s good to know that with the future of humanity so uncertain and my mental health so bad, I can still take the times to get pissed off at the little things. Seriously what? Seriously whaaaaaat?!

Went to a college performance of Avenue Q yesterday (they did an amazing job) and the pre-show music was casually Casiopea’s self titled album like okay I see you weird college kid

I think one of the most annoying mechanics in Mario Party Jamboree is how the minigames to get a “buddy” to join you are like, extra drawn out and involved, but then all it takes for them to get stolen from you is to get passed. Like the entire minigame itself just feels like a waste of time

I mean, yeah

No kings except GaoGaiGar, the King of Braves.

Living for the "lighthouse" in this 2003 MTV adaptation of Wuthering Heights

If an annihilation alien started mirroring me I WOULD make it hit the gritty

“Don’t attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity” sounds A LOT like something a malicious person pretending to be stupid would say.

Now here's something I just made that I can be a little more proud of. Happy Gundam Wing everybody! Wing Stop

In honor of gundam wing being back in the hype machine here's this thing I made a long time ago that doesn't sound as good as I remember.

Bro why the new runescape quest got me doing animal testing?? 😭

Mark my words, Skinwalker Ranch is just a toxic waste dump and the rich guy that owns in knows that and that’s why he lets those morons drag their knuckles all over it but adamantly WILL NOT let them dig.

1983. Absolutely staggering. Sound on :) #anime #animation #2danimation

Church: so the idea is basically a series of movies about the 12 disciples kind of like the Arthurian movies. Ed Wood in a dress smoking a cigarette: Shut up christcuck were doing cunty space vampires and all my friends are gonna be in it

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Hate when people hate on a piece of media and the only thing they do is list things that happened in it? Shit makes me feel like an english teacher like "Yes, and how did that make you feel? Why do you think the character might have done that? What themes was the author trying to get across?"

When people say tea has more caffeine than coffee it hits my ear as a british lie, the same way they're like "70 degrees is hotter for us because our houses are built to keep heat in" like no shit bro all houses are, you're outside and sweating while it's 65 degrees grow up

Paradise Lost is pretty good they should make a sequel

Took em 4 seasons and a spinoff to give a servant a speaking role in Bridgerton

Gundam rewatch time

Wuthering Heights was really good I liked it a lot. I appreciate how grimy and disgusting it was. Plus you know, the yearning.

Olympic announcers: wow can you imagine she did so good considering how OLD she is? She’s the OLDEST WOMAN EVER in this event is that crazy? Mid 30s, one foot in the grave but this OLD BITCH managed to get the gold despite the odds!!