Every time I see a political cartoon with Justice in it, I like to pretend it's fanart.

All well-balanced adventuring teams include a Proust and a Kunta Kinte.

Video games in 2026 need to be cheaper to buy, and waaaaay faster to develop. I saw a statement that apparently kids aren’t getting into specific game franchises as much as previous gens because the timeframe it takes to make a game is longer than their entire childhood.

the trick to making good games is to make a lot of bad ones first, actually

February is the 35th anniversary of the original Joe & Mac, a hop-and-bop (or jump-and-whump, I guess) platformer on various contemporaneous systems. I wrote porn about it, back in the days when I could afford to commission art for each Deep Cuts chapter. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Nice.

I am sorry to confirm what many of you have likely suspected. It it with a heavy heart that I admit it is 2026, which means games from 2001 are 25 years old and thus qualify for Deep Cuts. Please look out for each other in these trying times.

Bringing back the Trello for commission tracking. It has my commission chart, the current queue status, and a link to the tolerated-kinks list. Pricing and contact information are in the chart, but if you're seeing this you probably know at least one way to contact me. trello.com/b/utkvG1zQ/w...

Happy That Young Lady Must Be Very Cold Night.

#lewdtober Prompts 11&12: gooning, doctor. Inside his mansion of maniacs, Dr. Fred needs to edge his victim until she nearly goes catatonic, or else his brain extraction won't work. Bring on the tentacles! www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 9&10: boobs, threesome. Billy and Jimmy Lee, the Double Dragons, are going to fight to the death for Marian's love! Luckily, Marian has love enough for two. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 7&8: thighs, public. When you're stuck up a tree, who can you call for help? The bounty hunter, Popful Mail! Unfortunately, she charges an arm and two long, shapely, bare legs. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 5&6: bunny, robot. Gloria is a rabbit girl and Curtis is a cyborg. Are they sexually compatible? Science demands an answer! www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Day 4: Remake #lewdtober #lewdtober2025 Inspired by @lawfulhungry.bsky.social 's story bsky.app/profile/lawf... Princess Honey seeks a game of her own.

SFW contest rules thread so I can post it in places. If you guess the game I'm using for the next Deep Cuts chapter, you can win 1,000 words off your next commission. That's a whole picture's worth! There are sixteen chapters this month, so that's sixteen chances to win.

#lewdtober Days 3&4: clussy, remake. Princess Honey hasn't been in a game since Kid Klown in Crazy Chase 2, but as long as the Internet won't shut up about clown girls, it's high time for her comeback. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Friday's chapter will bring the overall Deep Cuts word count above 70,000. Somehow.

Lewdtober Days 1&2: Penis awe, milk. A sports reporter learns how little "Little" Mac is. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... Congrats to @direshrub.bsky.social for a correct guess by accident! repost because forgot adult labels :(

Frick on toast it's the 29th. Time to open the guessing! Reminder for rules: I'm doing Deep Cuts stories for Lewdtober, and if you can guess what game I'm writing about, you get 1000 words off your next (or current) commission. --Chapter 1-- Prompts: Penis awe, milk Year: 1984 and/or 1987

Happy 35th birthday to Lagoon, a forgotten SNES game that was sort of like Zelda if your sword was two pixels long and I-frames didn't exist. To celebrate, please enjoy this story about the main characters being super gay: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

I'm doing #Lewdtober this year, but with a twist, because I like making things hard for myself (sex joke!). Instead of a ~1000-word story every day in October, I'm doing slightly longer stories every *other* day, and each story will use both of the prompts from those two days.

Absolutely none of us know what we're doing. Become a writer

Considering doing something unique and dumb for Lewd/Kinktober, where actually writing it will be straightforward but the immense amount of research required feels daunting. Luckily, research is one of the three things I'm good at.

Justice League Uninhibited (Chapter 9) — Our alleged hero goes into enemy territory at Luthor's request. What does he find there? Probably unsuspecting women. HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/291810... CHYOA: chyoa.com/chapter/Intr...

A lot of new updates in the dire-shrub.itch.io/elf-fliptease game! Lots of hot new dialogue by @lawfulhungry.bsky.social And lots of mechanical updates and UI improvements for the combat. Different endings are still on the roadmap. There still isn't a reward for winning the second battle yet

Somehow Blueksy has gotten it in its head that I want posts about movies, or football scores, or television commentary. Quick, give me porn pictures to like so I can correct the algorithm.

I will hear no sass about fruit-scented body cleansers.

One time I commissioned an artist to draw a picture of a character in a fedora, but the artist didn't know what a fedora was so they drew a fez instead.

Props to Bluesky for letting me mute tags. I don't know what sin I committed to keep getting updates about the latest season of Big Brother but at least there's a solution.

I dithered over reposting this for a while because I think it's good advice and I want people to follow it but I'm worried it will look like I have specific people in mind and I'm being passive aggressive but I'm not and I just saw it today and I think it's good practice and aaaaaaaaa

Anybody trying to explain an entire suite of problems (societal, economic, political, etc.) by pointing to a single cause is either ignorant or lying. Sometimes both. Nothing's that simple.

I've pushed up an update to the fliptease game! dire-shrub.itch.io/elf-fliptease If you win the first battle, you'll get to see my first attempt at animating a sex scene. Apologies in advance for the placeholder dialogue and text.

My comments included: "Bluesky explicity states 'Our online experience doesn’t have to depend on billionaires unilaterally making decisions over what we see' and 'On an open social network like Bluesky, you can shape your experience for yourself.'

Then, like...why even play it?

AO3 threatened to delete my entire account for admitting that I took commissions at a time in my life where I wasn't sure if I had enough money to afford food, so it's safe to say an author's note isn't the most unhinged communication I've seen.

Why do I have a VPN? Shut up, that's why. It's my computer and I can install stuff on it.

If you loved an author’s book, tell them! They will completely ignore it because they’re fixated forever on the anonymous person who once gave them two stars on goodreads but it’s probably good for your karma

I played it. It was not great.

spotted at Sainsbury's. Haven't seen stuff like this since the dot-com bubble 25 years ago, it's when even marketing for stuff like random-shit-wine tries to get into the AI bandwagon that you know you have a bubble about to burst.

The "90s action-platformer game where the screen moves too fast and the sassy funny-animal main character quickly wears out his welcome because the designers only had a surface-level understanding of what made Sonic successful" genre is startlingly robust.

Just tell those people to research the anthropic principle as it applies to subsets of fictional media like the rest of us, geez. Three-year-olds understand this no problem.

If your website creates articles and art with AI, you should be legally prohibited from giving me a captcha to "verify that I'm not a robot". Also you should tag content as AI-generated, I should be able to block it from searches, etc., but this particular hypocrisy is on my mind right this second.

I have a game! Maybe! Hoping this actually works. I just spent the last hour debugging issues that cropped up when porting to itch. Shout out to @lawfulhungry.bsky.social for the writing and some of the coding. No reward scene for winning yet, just armor stripping. dire-shrub.itch.io/elf-fliptease

If you accept both sheep and wolves, you only end up with wolves.

Hope is a powerful motivator. Also d12s are great and fun to roll.

I will never forget the dread upon meeting this boss and wondering how I would avoid its giant screen-filling sprite, followed by immense disappointment upon learning that its movement wasn't even animated. It can't walk or move its arms. Its only poses are "stand", "hover", and "whoopsie".