they dropped the best character design ever then dropped her forever, huh

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF.

What Pokemon type do I get off? wait no delete

I got Doom 1 and 2 on Steam so I could play the randomizer. It's 1.14 GB. The original Doom 1 and 2 were, near as I can tell, 0.02 GB combined. I see a few notes that half of the install space is music files. So, what, I just have a 500-MB file on my computer named "lack of discipline"?

The slur-reclamation contingent of the queer community has an untapped opportunity on their hands with Flag Day occurring during Pride Month.

D&D switching to a monthly subscription "game as a service" is great news for every single game that isn't D&D. And that means it's great news for tabletop gaming in general. Please keep punching yourself inthe dick, Hasbro. It amuses me greatly.

Justice. But, like, horny and a tabletop gamer.

wait i just figured it out - creates dangerous technology solely to misuse it - uses violence/propaganda to fuel a political career - only interacts with people he thinks he can outsmart and control - uses his parents as puppets because it's the only way they'll respect him Elon Musk is Gortash.

So am I, like, officially a terrorist now? Should I put that in my bio? Can terrorists charge more for writing commissions? I don't know the modern meta!

Okay now I am *definitely* not writing Starfox porn.

One nice thing about playing idle games: when I come back to my computer and see it restarted without my consent, the game will tell me when it happened because that's how long I've been getting offline progress.

If Taco Bell gives you intestinal trouble, your bloodline is weak and history will forget you.

W-what if I play random? ...in every fighting game?

So am I gonna have to write Starfox porn now or what?

For anybody who stumbles upon my recent popular reply and wonders whether they want to follow me, I offer this handy chart. (It may help you to know that I named this "ninvenndo.jpg".)

i suppose i should probably post a link to commission info, huh? in case anyone would like to bite. #Commissions #CommissionInformation #idk korblborp.newgrounds.com/news/post/10...

OKAY computer work again i think we back

Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom aren't Zelda games. They may be set in Hyrule, but they have a wholly different gameplay loop and shouldn't be considered part of the same genre or series, the same way Mario Kart and Game & Watch Gallery aren't Super Mario games.

My computer did a sad and I'm currently waiting on the part that will ostensibly fix it. Stories may be even slower than normal.

The player's guide for Earthbound is the greatest piece of gaming literature ever assembled and I will brook no dissent.

Happy 32nd birthday to Super Metroid. If you're following me, you're probably aware that my first and most popular story on HF is a novel-length pornographic retelling of Super Metroid, but in case you're not: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

A thought occurred while watching @cheekynuttybuns.bsky.social and @bouncychibis.bsky.social on Twitch: We seem to have moved from the era of evil snarky robot guides in video games (thanks Glados) to the era of evil dommy-mommy guides. That's cool and all, but I want himbo guides.

Its been brought to my attention that SubscribeStar has updated its content policies and is now much, much more strict wrt the kinds of content it will host subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

See if you can guess.

I did pretty well before my first mistake, and I immediately saw why I was a dummy.

This outfit swap is going to be great.

favourite games poorly described - Being sick in prison blows - Nepo baby is mad that you get the cool toys - Teenage girl becomes the main character because her coworker is too sad - Rich men and orphans solve a love triangle / fetch quest - Incel saves the country, ends up with old man

‼️Final Statement Regarding EvulArt‼️ I originally did not intend to make this public but recent events have made that impossible. This is no longer "internet drama", it's harassment and retaliation. ⬇️read more⬇️

I learned one day late that it's the 40th anniversary of the Legend of Zelda. But I do have a porn fanfic to share that truly calls to the heart of the franchise...in that like many of the games it does not feature Zelda in it at all. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... (87,000 words (cripes))

Enough straight ports of video games. I want more gay ports. Bisexual ports are preferred but I understand there are time and budget constraints.

Every time I see a political cartoon with Justice in it, I like to pretend it's fanart.

All well-balanced adventuring teams include a Proust and a Kunta Kinte.

Video games in 2026 need to be cheaper to buy, and waaaaay faster to develop. I saw a statement that apparently kids aren’t getting into specific game franchises as much as previous gens because the timeframe it takes to make a game is longer than their entire childhood.

the trick to making good games is to make a lot of bad ones first, actually

February is the 35th anniversary of the original Joe & Mac, a hop-and-bop (or jump-and-whump, I guess) platformer on various contemporaneous systems. I wrote porn about it, back in the days when I could afford to commission art for each Deep Cuts chapter. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Nice.

I am sorry to confirm what many of you have likely suspected. It it with a heavy heart that I admit it is 2026, which means games from 2001 are 25 years old and thus qualify for Deep Cuts. Please look out for each other in these trying times.

Bringing back the Trello for commission tracking. It has my commission chart, the current queue status, and a link to the tolerated-kinks list. Pricing and contact information are in the chart, but if you're seeing this you probably know at least one way to contact me. trello.com/b/utkvG1zQ/w...

Happy That Young Lady Must Be Very Cold Night.

#lewdtober Prompts 11&12: gooning, doctor. Inside his mansion of maniacs, Dr. Fred needs to edge his victim until she nearly goes catatonic, or else his brain extraction won't work. Bring on the tentacles! www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 9&10: boobs, threesome. Billy and Jimmy Lee, the Double Dragons, are going to fight to the death for Marian's love! Luckily, Marian has love enough for two. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 7&8: thighs, public. When you're stuck up a tree, who can you call for help? The bounty hunter, Popful Mail! Unfortunately, she charges an arm and two long, shapely, bare legs. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

#lewdtober Days 5&6: bunny, robot. Gloria is a rabbit girl and Curtis is a cyborg. Are they sexually compatible? Science demands an answer! www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Day 4: Remake #lewdtober #lewdtober2025 Inspired by @lawfulhungry.bsky.social 's story bsky.app/profile/lawf... Princess Honey seeks a game of her own.

SFW contest rules thread so I can post it in places. If you guess the game I'm using for the next Deep Cuts chapter, you can win 1,000 words off your next commission. That's a whole picture's worth! There are sixteen chapters this month, so that's sixteen chances to win.

#lewdtober Days 3&4: clussy, remake. Princess Honey hasn't been in a game since Kid Klown in Crazy Chase 2, but as long as the Internet won't shut up about clown girls, it's high time for her comeback. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Friday's chapter will bring the overall Deep Cuts word count above 70,000. Somehow.