what a venue

I think people get tier lists completely wrong. Here's why I believe that. Tell me if you disagree so that I can fight you about it. youtu.be/xGk4w2vL4_g

behold: ginormous FD

Kornspeicher 2 CHAMPION

Last night in Melee: 1. Nicki won Melee im Kornspeicher, beating Rikzz and astar (Deutschland) 2. Inngenn won Shuuten x Galint, beating Shunsuke and Skerzo (Japan) 3. Darkatma won Gator Games, beating Aerius and mvlvchi (NorCal) 4. Dacky won Big Dawg, beating Graves and Stiv (WA)

100 average humans might have a tough time against a gorilla, but if it was just MOF, Slug, and me? I think the three of us are easily winning that

they got put in jail 😢 congrats to @nicki4.bsky.social for getting 3rd and @mof.bsky.social for getting 4th tho. crazy runs both of them

Winners' side top 8 at nouns bowl!!!

My pool is starting now, playing my first set in a few minutes!

Last night in Melee: 1. Ossify won Out of the Blue, beating Ben and Aura (IL) 2. Zanya won Frame, beating BING and Faust (NY) 3. Nicki won Lenzpause, beating astar and Rikzz (Deutschland) 4. BigTimeRush won Lumber Smash, beating Rocket and CPU0 (AZ)

:)

Tournament with 4 of the 5 best German Melee players in attendance, myself included!! www.twitch.tv/german_melee...

Dog i saw on train

never answering a single question in the ICs discord ever again

idk how exactly yet but the existence of this controller will somehow make Melee controller discourse even worse

another great day of coming home from work, eating, and then working on my thesis until 10pm when it's time to go to bed again so that I can be up for work tomorrow morning!!!!! this is so pog champ!!!! i am actually kind of having fun writing my thesis but I can't wait to be done

On January 20th I officially sent in the documents to start writing my master's thesis. After 2 weeks of doing not nearly enough I have since spent ~5 hours every day working on it while also working during the week. 48 pages in, at least 12 more to go, 3 weeks left. I can't wait to live life again

bada bing bada boom

huge news everyone. i found a way to survive this Falco down air

you fool. you thought I self destructed and that it is time to transition into your final form? i possess a power never seen before by anyone else: looking at the timer.

You might not believe me but this is actually the best way to avoid Falco's respawn invincibility as Sopo

Half my posts on twitter are either Melee related posts or clips from my gameplay. I can't create polls on here and my clips exceed the 100MB limit ;;; bisky please I'd pay like $5 a month to be able to upload my funny ice climber clips

Four packs in a row of pure gaming

trif 3-0s wizzrobe in winners finals, activating the little-known rankings clause specifying that any american has to go to the superior european scene for three majors to qualify for end-of-year top hundo. they will lose to kingu and jamie for 17th

*grabs you* pummel ftilt pummel blizzard pummel ftilt down throw forward smash uwu

Peach would be so much cooler if the odds of getting a beam sword or a stitch face were swapped. Stitch face is just "turnip but it does a million percent". Beam Sword gives you a new jab, tilts, smash attack, and dash attack. And opponents can pick it up. It's SO much cooler

The Melee EURank of 2024 was recently released over several releases on nouns.gg 🔥 The panel based ranking is a broad collaboration directed by @nicki4.bsky.social We’re linking to the top 10 release below which includes navigation to the other rank releases.

Just this one time, can I please get a "ooommgg ich bin ssooo betrunken 😭😭nickiiiiii😭😭"

other discourse of the week: Nicki’s list of who would be top hundo from Europe! Watch and discuss www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxW...

Is Europe Still Any Good at Melee? youtu.be/EYxWyd_3zFQ

This is it - the 10 best Melee players Europe had to offer in 2024. Four new players in the top 10 and a new #1 - congratulations and see you all at even more tournaments in 2025! nouns.gg/articles/eur...

EURank, spots 20-11 We have a near tie between two players!?!?! nouns.gg/articles/eur...

Halfway point! Who's made it into the upper half of EURank 2024? Today we're seeing players who are not just great at playing in tournaments, but at organizing them as well😱 nouns.gg/articles/eur...

EURANK 40-31 nouns.gg/articles/eur...

EURank 2024 has begun its release!! Who's in the top 50? Who missed out? nouns.gg/articles/eur...

*clears throat* imce cliber

I think Ice Climbers players should get one wobble per tournament. But if there are multiple ICs at a major then they can pool their wobbles together in order to buff up one person. It encourages team work and coordination, which the Ice Climbers are all about.

Haven't checked my DM requests in a while, wtf is this

"Why would people want to practice against Philipp the AI and not real people?" Because not all of us are in California or on the NA East Coast. Some of us only have two choices of opponents - it's either Kingu or the bot. And I know who I'm picking.

I hate being called a F*x player but I have no one to blame for this but myself

I'm sorry to everyone whom I have ignored when they asked me to play Melee recently. My SSBM career is unfortunately on hold for an indefinite amount of time. I got hit by a case of "my girlfriend set up a Minecraft server for us and I have to build an enclosure for our axolotls"

gaming

Someone messaged me recently and said "did you know that you always blink twice when you blizzard" and uuuuuhhhh...