Nobody asked, but if arachnes and driders eat like humans, more of the human part can be dedicated to digestion rather than absorption, but also, it needs to expel insoluable waste before going into the spider's absorption part as spider stomachs dont deal with that. So arachnes have 2 buttholes.

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Parity things I wish minecraft fixed: - Tamed and saddled horses don't wander too far off from where you dismount/unlead - sheering regular vines stops growth - baby parrots

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"I always wished I was a girl but I don't feel like a girl" Cool, what steps have you taken towards feeling like a girl? What have you done to be treated as one? What safe channels have you set up? Or did you expect this feeling to fall from the sky if/when you're worthy? #N2S

"make your life easier by automating bla bla bla" technology exists to help us, not to contain us or to rule us! We are the boss over it, it's not the boss over us. #N2S

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE (still cis tho)

"And now I will bend all spoons in the tri-state area with my brand new Uri-nator... No, I heard it too... See, if you just gave me your phone number I could run these things by you so I don't embarass myself myself like this. Do platipuses have cell phones?"

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch

Phew, good thing I at most feel 3 at the same time if I add enough denial. Still cis tho.

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stare into goth tachyon's eyes #umamusume #ウマ娘

Took me a ton of tries. On my 3rd try I got 0.00080 at 36 in, fatfingered it, and got sent back to 0.003 so at that point it was personal. Most were ~0.0024 Tip: let your eye rest for 20 seconds when you start seeing patterns. It's a vision test, not an endurance or speed test.

I know many nsfw artists, and the way they get screwed over is infuriating me! I'm working in a rebrand, which I just decided I will get nsfw art of!! I will support! Eventually, when my wallet allows it, but yeah!

love💖

Spider Teto #重音テト #KasaneTeto

NSFW Artists being attacked on all fronts while the government actively protects pedos is fucking nuts and shouldn't be ignored.

Lily the Spider Maid

help I removed France from my root directory and now linux won't boot

Last night I was down a rabbit hole of why fish can't exist deeper than around 8000 meters and I realized that the deepest a fish has ever gone in the ocean and survived was in a submersible. The fish were people. All vertebrates are fish. I hope this helps with ~~the horrors~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAUGHTER @renfae.bsky.social !!! #art #vtuber

Fuck you my meringue pancakes are taller than they're wide

I wonder if Zeus ever transformed into a Vaporeon

"But there were never any signs" The character I exclusively played in guitar hero 3:

If YOUR vtuber was a 2 phase bossfight, what would it be like? Phase 1: An invisible maze with traps and marionettes made of silk and gears. Phase 2: A tanky fight of long wind-ups and fast bursts, but plenty of downtime. Phase 1 (reprisal): avoid traps while fleeing a collapsing building

You click one ONE (1) funny song title and instantly youtube is like "Just take your fucking estrogen you useless lesbian"

Social Media is not just The Anger Machine. It's The Arousal Machine. Going through listicles in your curated news feed is similarly tiring. Anger, curiosity, joy anything that can feel gratifying is arousal. And arousal important! But the dose makes the poison.

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

Character sheet commission for @rikareadman.lesbian.cat (Warning: Spider) #Art #VArtist #VGenComm

🌊365 Days of VTubers🌊 Day 250: @golias.bsky.social Day 251: @acused.bsky.social 2 more! Marking Golias's as WIP as I think I can fix the face shape a bit... #fanart #vtuber #365daysofvtubers #Burrowart

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

Anyways are you looking for alternatives? I’ve got you! I’ve compiled a document that gives many alternatives to replace all the features of stream-elements and more! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Good morning

I wish I was born a girl so I wouldn't have to worry about the idea of whether or not I'm a trans woman or not.

This is the energy I expect of all American leaders. This is the moderate position and any less should haunt them for the rest of their career.

🌾🧡 #farcille #dungeonmeshi

I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN SO BAD!!!

Drop Fortnite

Jellyfish Witch

Hi, I'm my paranoid schizophrenic downstairs neighbour

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I wonder how much money they'll receive from their cumdaddy Google once they have literally 0 users. Good thing there are plenty of forks. Might try Zen or Floorp

Despite recent news, I will still play Baldur's Gate 3 some day. I'm not missing out on what many called the greatest game of the decade just because I'm late. Same goes for Disco Elysium. Though I plan to pay as little for it as I can. And the new Divinity can piss right off.

This is why you keep placeholder art dogshit trash on purpose, so you don't forget to replace it. You can't get enough red on neon green with crude cyan dicks on it.