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Fuck anyone who didn’t think that halftime show blew minds because WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🇵🇷

Lol, this tiny little shack they’re coming out of must be like Doctor Who’s Tardis

Now someone skate to the Jurassic Park score

No one tell this little guy what happened

I’m so sorry to all my Bears bbs 🥺

Girl, my voice is GONE #Bears

It ours

@johnbull.wtf John. JOHN!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT YESSSSSS

(•_•) <) ) This / \ (•_•) \( ( fucking / \ (•_•) <) ) game / \ (•_•) \( ( Go / \ (•_•) <) ) Bears / \

I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!

John, Mary, John, Mary fuck both of you I AM INVESTED

THIS GAME IS KILLING ME, how the fuck are you Bears peeps doing this????

Expert photo bomb

Me: I’ll head back LA today, the roads should be pretty clear Literally all of NoCal: Us too Me: Son of a

Hello again, Sacramento. That’s right, I’m here

Fuck this year. Fuck it right to hell.

Rewatching Stranger Things and in season 2, Hopper and Eleven have major “Mexican dad machismo vs. Mexican daughter who is just like him” energy (Coming from a Mexican daughter who is just like her Mexican dad)

Check on your “Welcome to Derry” watching friends today because we are NOT okay, y’all

This is somehow @llcoolray.bsky.social’s fault

*wakes up from decade long coma* Wait, the Bears are … good? @johnbull.wtf

Kills me every time how much Kash Patel is just our cat Chloe when she was terrified from camera flash 😭😭😭

Things my dog has been pissed off about today: The Goodyear Blimp People existing The moon

Ho. Ho. Ho.

Miss Mexico won Miss Universe which means all Latina queens need praise today, those are the rules bye

It’s the 4th quarter and I’m trying to get my dad back into Kings basketball for the first time in years and C’MON BOYS REALLY

Pretty sure the only requirement to be an NFL head coach is that your name is Mike.

I needed this tonight, Kings. Preseason or not, I love you

Dinner with some of my favorite girls

Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Association switched up the game completely. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

Per ESPN Research, A'ja Wilson has become the first player in WNBA history with consecutive games of at least 25 points, three blocks and three steals in either the regular season or the playoffs. In a related story, there's still a quarter left to play.

I had to. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

If all these actors don’t donate at least $500k per winner I swear

Owen freaking Cooper

John Oliver knew the assignment

Look at my girlfriend, winning awards and crap

MILKSHAKE!!!!! Yesssss he deserves it so much

Me seeing Minneapolis on TV: Damn, that city looks dismal af. Val: Says the girl from SACRAMENTO Me:

Whenever I try to shove vitamins down @beezygrey.bsky.social’s throat

Like…….what

I’m old enough to remember when the MTV VMAS were on MTV, now hand me my f***ing sleepy time tea

"Gross. Straight people flirt weird." - my lesbian roommate

Hello, good evening — my dog wishes you a cactus up your anus if you think fireworks right now are cool.