expedition 33 parody but they're all canadian french instead

Treating myself to a nice little self-care day before my final exam tomorrow. Eating butter tarts, taking Epsom salt baths and just taking my time today.

My mother is visiting and walked in on me playing Battlefield 6. She saw I was firing smoke grenades into a crowd and asked: "Are you practicing for your trip to Seattle?" 😭😭😭

God what a ride. Finally coming out at the other end of this semester and I get to go visit my owner next week :3

I'm almost through my hell month of exams and thesis deadlines and all I want is to be snuggled up with my owner in bed.

I am a horny girl on the internet, yes, but I am also working. If you want to dirty talk with me or send each other pics/vids you have to pay. 🩷

I say this to my friends and am simultaneously attracted to men who I want to literally fucking kill me :3

I'm finally taking the time to put together my fursona for a ref sheet next month and I apogize in advance to the person who has to make this into a fursuit. So many fur patterns.

I am going to need some deep hibernation after this semester is finished.

I just heard someone describe The Weeknd as "haunted strip club music" and it's so accurate I can't even be mad about it.

My career has always involved helping people work through their mental illness, childhood traumas and substance use disorders. Now I just get paid twice as much and don't have to do it while simultaneously firing 10 orders of scallops and running expo.

Excellent example of the importance of construct and concurrent validity when making self report measures. Make sure you're actually measuring what you intend to measure.

Been thinking about going back to pup nights in the new year. I usually enjoy the winter romps at the eagle because they're a little less crowded.

Every time I'm about to leave for the airport I make sure to fuck my boyfriend so hard that he's swollen for days. It makes sure my cum stays inside him and no other dogs can taint him. Mine. <3

I need a new hobby for the winter and I think I may get back into wood carving again. It's been one of the only art mediums I've ever had a knack for.

A reminder to all my American friends this Thanksgiving

Nothing gets me more bricked up than when a man knows how to use a semicolon.

Dating someone with way more stamina than you is very taxing on the body. Usually by day three of visiting him my dick feels like it's about to crumble like a Nature Valley bar. I'm gonna die and I don't care bros. Put me in a casket and send flowers to my mom.

Been having a rough couple of days but I'm feeling a lot of relief tonight. Desire can be a catalyst for growth and devotion, but it can also really hurt you when your internal wants don't match your external world. It's quiet now.

Sometimes uncertainty hurts more than a known undesirable outcome. It's not the pain that's unbearable, it's the waiting. If I know where I stand, I can start to move forward.

Making the transition to being sexually closed has unfortunately shown me that some people only want to be in my life for the feelings of catharsis and comfort that I provide them. These are truths I already suspected, but it's hard to grieve them coming to fruition.

God dammit the Jays are up three points in game 7. If they win Toronto is gonna riot because we never win anything here lol

Toronto It's pronounced Tron-oh

He is the blueprint.

This is your reminder to take your vitamin D. Sucking dick isn't enough sometimes.

youtu.be/sthzWCQAl1Y?... It's definitely a lay in bed and listen to Far Caspian kinda night

I really need to start shutting off my phone before bed.

its tough out there but so am i

Found this old gem while looking through some old photos

Something that's been really important for me to recognize in the past few years is just how many of my sexual practices were being determined by sex compulsively and mental illness. Finally getting to a more stable place has marked some pretty significant changes in what I want out of my sex life.

Restarted the cum stack yesterday and I'm swallowing more pills than a leukaemia patient

I thought that 15 people tops were going to show up to my Furry Smash or Pass Panel at Feral this year but it maxed out around 80. Y'all are really invested in whether or not you'd fuck Grimace and The Stanford Tree.

It's not the con crud that KO'd me today. It's the accumulated neck tension from marathon fucking my owner for a week combined with coughing and sneezing.

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

Im on day 5/12 of saving my cum for when my owner arrives. I'm already fucking feral I don't know how I'm going to make it another week. Sometimes I just stare at myself throbbing and repeat the mantra: I'm a good Dog. I'm a good Dog. I'm a good Dog. I'm gonna die. See you at my funeral boys.

Me at 13: I dunno man, pretending to be a dog on the internet seems pretty weird, but these people are really nice and they accept me so I guess I'll stick around. 20 years later: *Biohacking through cum supplement stacking, doing cardio and planking so I can optimize impregnating my boyfriend*

What kind of beverage do you guys think this is? Wrong answers only.

If anyone if looking for some new tunes, I have been posting on this music channel for several years. Playlists are pinned to the top and done annually. Enjoy! t.me/mootbox

One weekend with @coachcrow.bsky.social and I look like I stayed in an Azerbaijani prison

Ugh. I am so hopelessly in love with this man. I wanna make him coffee in the morning and watch him sleep. I wanna hold his hand in public and go on picnics. I feel like I'm living in a fucking Disney Channel Original Movie.

I met up with a bear on Craigslist and realized in the middle of fucking him that he was my highschool bully's dad (his grad photo was on the mantle). I have prayed for the day where I run into him again so I can tell him this but it's never come.

My owner is so unreasonably attractive. Every time he sends me nudes my dick goes through the 5 stages of grief.

Half my telegram contacts are in this thread and I feel exposed.

Ugh, god I forgot how much fun sending thirst traps to someone I love is.

If you're a repost account I will block the shit out of you.

I contributed to one of these years ago to alert the community to someone that had been abusing women and children for over a decade. It's sad to see that most of these beware documents no longer serve their intended purpose of keeping the community safe and instead publicize interpersonal conflict

The memory of huffing @coachcrow.bsky.social 's armpit while cumming inside them is going to sustain my mental health for years to come.

Dead Internet Theory is working overtime on this post.

I'm looking for an artist I can work with to get a character reference sheet done. Preferably one who has some experience drawing bigger dudes. Anyone have any good referrals?