straight up luxuriating on it

if god is omniscient, omnibenevolent, and omnipotent, then how do you account for my boobs small

i love the type of post which reads as a mystery to unravel

espresso martini is such a Drink Of Power for me

there's a little man in my house

I'm high and on the computer :)

in a phase of my life where i feel like i can't muster the energy or motivation to actually stick to any extended projects and it fuckin sucks man

birds are good

hey guys i have therapy homework to find things that i feel capable & proud about so if i do anything worthy of pride just let me know okay thanks bye 😃👍

thank you hank green very true

i am sexually excited about my new printer. i have a normal brain

sorry i'm late everyone, the doctors are still trying to figure out the right concoction of drugs to make my brain work

undergoing my transition from sleepy girl to exhausted woman

big moth

picture of chemelia laying down

put the coffee on and shudder on out the door !!

i went to a hall's of ween party where the theme was "slutty costumes." unfortunately i didn't have a great time, the social anxieties got the better of me but i simply must share my silly moth outfit

sometimes my body pranks me by waking me up at 6am for no reason. so i get back at her by combining caffeine and weed and alcohol and amphetamines

roller derby is the perfect sport. scoot around and get pushed over by women. what more could i want

why do literally any activity when i could lay down instead

you wouldn't like me... not the REAL me... i'm... cursed.... (restless legs syndrome)

being alive is pretty cool but the problem is all the little fucking Tasks you gotta do to continue being alive

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

if you can't handle me at my posting bad (embarrassing) you don't deserve me at my posting bad (endearing)

welcome to Melia's Midnight Mealtime. this episode we're checking out "one mojito and honey bunches of oats (soy milk)." three stars. this has been Melia's Midnight Mealtime, tune in for the next review

you can have fun on the web! but you can also have, a "Bad Time"

Beware the sickly Fog of Discourse, ye Time-Line Rider, lest ye be Afflicted with Poster's Madness

[rocking back and forth, fetal position, sobbing] socialism in our lifetime. socialism in our lifetime

eat the fucking manual bro

this week i'm really gonna turn things around. not like last week when i was gonna turn things around, which didn't count (i was tired)

ahhhh, cannabis marijuanis... the mystical root

it's great that everyone is talking about the drinking and driving fandom lately but it's so shallow. i wish people would get into the heart of the community, drinking and operating heavy machinery

my review of One Battle After Another: it's an Absolute Movie

need to be hugged by 4 maybe 5 girls at once

dissociative transgender gnosticism tbh

big square pad with reverb

My fucking idiot brother insists on dressing the exact same as me except his hat and shirt are a different color. But same overalls and gloves and everything the same style. Including mustache

chilling with my friend the eternal and indivisble world-soul

lesbians

Art motivation 💪

in these trying times it's important for us all to consider Geli Corru Observer

i grow weary of this demon-haunted nightmare world. anyone want to move to the mountains with me & raise goats & play indie tabletop roleplaying games

I LOVE INFORMATION!!!!

later bozos i am moving to Shellwood

new concept.. double water (extra wet) what do you think

hey... are you doing okay? i just noticed there aren't any emojis in your commit messages lately

as far as im concerned... all dogs is puoppy dogs

illustration, technopolis, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/tech...

as far as i'm concerned, when i commit a minor blunder, mistake, or other instance of relatively harmless clumsiness, i have simply no choice but to say "oops"

the problem with society today is that squires are no longer fleet of foot